Fopperholic #106 expert in this and expert in that, still shows off her fake designer tat!

[Justwishfulthinking]

Meet the Glammies who don't shy away from Botox, HRT or dating apps

Oxfordshire-based journalist and grandmother Jane Gordon, 67, says that grannies' responsibility should be to be as 'unconventional as possible'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Leave this here…half expected her to be featured x

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I would LOVE for her to go on the apprentice! Just imagine her filming one of her noodle adverts, Claude finding out she didn’t actually graduate uni and then finally her asking Alan sugar for £250k to invest in Nikki Ryan Coaching!

This would be comedy gold

 

[ChubClubThug]

How come she’s having another smear so soon? Did she mention having abnormal cells or anything?

I was just about to say this. It wasn't that long ago was it?

I had pre-cancer cells treatment when I was younger and I used to have smears every year, then every 3 years now it's every 5 years

 

[FUSHt]

She's filtered the pictures so much her dress is a different colour in each one. She's also displaying hamster cheeks. Think someone's had a little top up recently

 

[DevonMum]

The way she pronounce shawarma…
she makes my teeth itch!

 

[lexiloo]

Surely no one is doing a food collab of any kind with Fopps? Bulk orders of turkey mince incoming!!! Food goes to fopps house to die, she will ruin that womans business with her disordered eating and reputation for spraying food with bleach spray to avoid the risk of scoffing it.

 

[Rainbowcolours]

This poster knows

Must be a tattler

Her face looks so plastic in the pic on her own

 

[Horseyhelen]

Well this mustve been tough but it appears she found someone with worse footwear than her!!!!

 

[honey&lemon]

A binge eating reel without any sort of trigger warning?! What a dick! I’ve reported that to instagram.

 

[lexiloo]

Here she goes with her favourite razor.....until the next gifted/paid one comes along

 

[lexiloo]

The way she pronounce shawarma…
she makes my teeth itch!

Same! she's such a foodie but pronounces so many things spectacularly wrong #dickhead

 

[JustWonderingIf]

She did a whole bloody vlog on it, it's funny and yet desperate in equal measure

Is this the one where she says she lets restaurants think shes allergic to butter and oils?

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

“ I can’t bear to think of the calories in this jacket potato!”
“But iTS ToTAlLy FIne BEcaUse sAiEtY”

Absolute psycho.
As if you’d honestly write such bollocks about a dull but perfectly normal, balanced lunch.
Fopps, your massive issues with food are showing!

Yes and if she was a foodie she’d kind of be able to assess that meal and weigh up the calories after all these years. Silly cow.

 

[honey&lemon]

I was just about to say this. It wasn't that long ago was it?

I had pre-cancer cells treatment when I was younger and I used to have smears every year, then every 3 years now it's every 5 years

Looks like it was pretty much 3 years ago this month she went for the last smear.

I just received a letter my own smear and it says women aged 25-49 will be every three years so it’s about right.

 

[Em85C]

Potential means she could still fuck it up as usual

Haha I liked the "potential" bit, hopefully it won't come to anything and can just be written off as another Fopps Fail

 

[Rainbowcolours]

I think it was the cashback app she used them in as newborns. I could be wrong though

That bedroom is pure shit. I wish I could show what I've done for my 4 year old. He's got a dinosaur bedroom and people always comment on it. She's so dull I can't believe anyone still follows her

She getting more duller than Emily Norris

 

[kelly123]

Few weeks ago she was raving about ‘ Fre Skincare ‘ Todays its this brand , probably because she’s begged a discount code
No wonder why she isn’t successful at anything including coaching when people find out she isn’t genuine

Wasn’t this some friend or family members business? Or am I thinking of someone else…..

just googled them and they’re based in Brighton so possible not

 

[Dearyme]

They could’ve at least given her even lips

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Why is her face wonky, has she had a stroke?

I would be seriously worried as this is exactly what she looks like!

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Oh FFS she's putting a highlight of things to do in Warwick as if anybody will need her uhmayzing highlights , as usual LMAO there's only her there , Chris doing as he's told looking about as interested as he ever is on one of HER chosen trips and the kids don't no any different than lone park life , rides and yet more rides oh how thrilled they look there's no friends just her screeching like a mental dysfunctional banchee and Chris just tagging along Great Life Foppy

When do the boys start pre-school. Is it after this half term? Or have they started and I've not noticed. I ignore alot of her ridiculous content
I'm thinking that she is doing this Warwick activity reel for content that she will send around school WhatsApp groups with others parents. She is thinking she is some kind of heroin.

And her face...wtf she looks like a puffa fish