Footballers & Wags #59 End of season, oh that's n problem lets all have a Managerial Merry-go-round inste

[mee43]

Devastated to hear about Kevin Campbell, and Wrighty’s instagram post really choked me up.
May he and Matija rest peacefully 🤍

 

[CeCesworld]

As I am now Slovenian I have learnt a few facts about this great nation:

- it has the oldest vine in the world. It is 400 years old. Which is still not older than Rooney is willing to go.
- it has one of the largest brown bear populations in Europe. And as we chose the bear, we’ll be safe ladies.
- In parts of Slovenia you can see the remains od dinosaurs. Which is similar to watchingthe punditry teams for the Euros.
- they are in the top10 for tallest population.
- The most famous Slovenian is some bloke called Luka Doncic. Apparently he plays basketball. There is also Melania Trump but we will just ignore that.

Thank you for joining CeCes tourist tours. I hope you enjoyed.
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Anyone else think Micah Richards is off his face?

Yes.

 

[wordzalad]

least Daisy still has Soccer Aid

Her one week of work a year

 

[Chachaslidexx]

Olivia Naylor has so many fillers and still looks meh. Can’t believe she tricked John into thinking her first son was his. I wonder if Isaiah knows his biological dad and family
John kicked Milly out of his home with no remorse. Eventually he will do the same with Ms Naylor (and her botched nosejob)

 

[Donald23]

A small bit of

I have it on pretty good authority that Declan Rice has slept with someone he’s following on instagram in the past couple of months. What a dog after all the stick Lauren has gotten in the media.

Him and Lauren clearly aren’t together. You could tell from the awkward hug at the end of the season they are just probably co-parenting. Having a somewhat squeaky clean image of being with his childhood sweetheart is probably good for his image and so they haven’t come out to the press plus the hate she’s been getting

 

[rasperryripple]

Lozza wearing a necklace with KW? Really?

Saying it’s her kids initials, why not just have K then? Has to have KW to make a point, doesn’t she?

Currently filming a WAG reality show? She’s not even a WAG nor will she ever be!

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She has a screw loose that one
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Or when you realise that you’re 2 months OLDER than Wayne Rooney

He has aged so badly he looks like an old man!

 

[wordzalad]

I just saw a list of the England squads birthdays, and I can’t compute 2005 being on there I was only born in 94, 2005 is like 12 years ago in my brain Mainoo is literally making me feel old.

Exactly like what do you mean 2005, you are 12, go to bed .

Then there’s the ones that you go “ooh he’s not bad” and you google them and the year of birth is 2002 and you’re like well fuck am I Madonna now or does he just look 30

 

[redstraw16]

A man who is livid he’s in M&S garms:

Two pros, competing for best poser;

Wharton looks 15 bless him

 

[Hannahebee]

Who'd have thought that Albania would have the fastest goal in European Championship history. Timed officially at 23 seconds.

 

[Panda girl 04]

This story will always live rent free in my head

 

[olivia321]

A real true description of me if this nonsense carries on

 

[EllaBella10]

I’m still not over Madders being cut . I can’t believe I had a weird crush on Gareth Southgate in 2018 and now I can’t stand him .

Who have you not had a crush on?!

 

[EllaBella10]

He has aged so badly he looks like an old man!

I always picture those awful court drawings any time I see Rooney now

 

[Poppy462]

I saw that! It’s almost as if they had it planned before the game even started. Talksport did the same to Trent during the last game but swiftly deleted the tweet when he scored and ended up being motm.

A lot of people on twitter trying to justify it saying “well you lot wanted saka to be the poster boy for england, that includes the bad times too” So stupid.

Who wanted Saka to be the poster boy?! Just using stupid excuses
At least it's being spoken about on big platforms on social media

 

[Panda girl 04]

Has Harry Kane had botox?
Also has he had a chat to Ben White on his tanning regime, never seen his face so tanned.

 

[Red hair dont care]

New thread, sorry not the greatest at this, but plenty went on, City won the title but lost to their noisy neighbours United in FA Cup. Liverpool said goodbye to their Jurgen and fairly quickly hello to new manager Mr Slot. Villa got in the Champions League. Most on this tattle thread was in mourning as the hunk of all hunks Managerial wise was relegated back to Championship, Rob Edwards but plenty of chances to watch him still as sky showing more EFL games so the thirst continues. Last night Real Madrid won the Chamption League at Wembley. Plus soon the Euros start so maybe plenty of WAGS on show?
Thread title by @Hannahebee
wheres my bestie @HaloGirl
Sorry if I've missed bits, feel free to add

 

[AdsB]

Grealish and Maguire officially out, wow. Daisy Maguire will be fuming she can’t tag along all summer

Jack was the poster boy of the last euros! I know that’s not a valid reason to keep him but still .

 

[pixxyy]

 

[Panda girl 04]

People seem to think if they admit a player from another club is good they lose points or something it’s so weird

Spursy bf still to this day will tell me Thierry Henry was not all that!

 

[Hannahebee]

Moment Jack Grealish needs helping hand as he lets his hair down in Dubai

JACK Grealish appeared to get a helping hand while walking through a luxury hotel, as he let his hair down on a well-earned sunshine break. The Man City legend, sensationally axed from England̵…

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I bet the usual Dubai rules of getting arrested for being drunk in a public place didn't happen with Jack. He should have been arrested anyway from the fashion faux pas of socks with sliders, especially in around 40 degrees heat.

All this drinking is going to catch up with him when he retires and I fear he is going to end up like George Best and Paul Gascogine.