I wonder if Haaland shags like an absolute bastard after a good match. Victory sex with him would be quite something. He seems like a guy who can’t ever turn down the intensity.
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I’ll happily find out and let you all know
. I think he would… he’s got a lot of stamina so could defo go straight to the bedroom after a game and rail you senseless 
Imagine being like “well done on your game babe” and getting carried off to get the soul frisked out of you 
My mate says he looks like the kind that’s either a great shag or awkward as duck
. Let me dream lmao
I can't tell either way. He's hard to read. BVB did a series where they had gorgeous fitness influencers come and work out with players. Haaland did it with Pamela Reif. My roommate and I genuinely cannot decide if he's awkward or is being his usual self.I’ll happily find out and let you all know
My mate says he looks like the kind that’s either a great shag or awkward as duck
Oh this is lovely! Stuff like this🥲
I think hes being a bit of both
… its hard to tell Ohh no, that’s adorableOh this is lovely! Stuff like this🥲
This was me celebrating that goal last night in my living room, was acting like we had won the CL final ffs I swear nothing beats the feeling of a late winner 
I swear nothing beats the feeling of a late winner 
This was me celebrating that goal last night in my living room, was acting like we had won the CL final ffs
I seen a tweet and now can't unsee it.Basically saying he became prime randy Orton
wonder what surprises deadline day has, i'm not expecting anything from my boys though I would be happy with Memphis coming back.
Yeah I think once we sign that keeper from Newcastle we will be done. Unless we get a surprise from Memphis but that would be it
I'm confused by the De Jong Stuff again
Oh it's because people are idiots, the Frenkie situ was over Weeks ago especially now we've spent the money. Some just cant admit it though obv I'd love to be wrong.Yeah I think once we sign that keeper from Newcastle we will be done. Unless we get a surprise from Memphis but that would be it
I'm confused by the De Jong Stuff again
I'm fairly happy with our transfers which I wasnt expecting the other week. Only bit I dont like is selling Jimmy.
Jordan Hoofderson taking one for the team last night and getting injured so Klopp is forced to sign a midfielder on deadline day, my captain
Jordan Hoofderson is the only name I will accept nowJordan Hoofderson taking one for the team last night and getting injured so Klopp is forced to sign a midfielder on deadline day, my captain
Are you linked with anyone?Jordan Hoofderson taking one for the team last night and getting injured so Klopp is forced to sign a midfielder on deadline day, my captain
Arthur Melo is on his way for a medical apparently, never really seen him play but from what I have seen he’s better than Henderson which is all we care about and all we need
Just a loan too so if it doesn’t work out then not the end of the worldI assumed for Chelsea it'd be Auba or Depay, looking like it might be both
Jordan HoofdersonArthur Melo is on his way for a medical apparently, never really seen him play but from what I have seen he’s better thanHendersonwhich is all we care about and all we need
How the heck have Leicester suddenly been linked with Marcelo, that will surely be the weirdest transfer ever.
always something on deadline day but jeez wasnt expecting that
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