Yes the films were dreadful, and yet... Mr Malfoy had a certain malevolent snobbery that gets me going
Yes the films were dreadful, and yet... Mr Malfoy had a certain malevolent snobbery that gets me goingYess @PoorPatrol Jason Issacs would fucking get it. Couldn't get on with the HP films though.
As mentioned upthread I didn't think the previous threads were cliquey? It was literally the nicest/most welcoming/supportive etc set of threads I've ever contributed to. I posted after lurking for ages cos I felt that I would be welcomed if I did, ever 30 odd threads deep.
Perhaps there were other people that didn't feel the same way though.
yes I have and Tom Hardy he is not
I had a mad slag year when I got divorced and they are all so different, I was massively shocked. The theory that tall men are packing does not follow.I have to defend the growers of the world. They are a very lovely surprise.
Me too, and Viggo Mortensen but only as Aragorn. Also Hugo Weaving but only as Elrond.Pfftttt now you’ve said Lord of the Rings and Mr Bloom, I raise you: Orlando Bloom, but only as an elf in LOTR
What is actually wrong with me???
Tall blokes usually had long skinny ones. Small fellas, ime, usually had big ones but shorter.I had a mad slag year when I got divorced and they are all so different, I was massively shocked. The theory that tall men are packing does not follow.
What have I not made clear about my sickness?? It’s elves and only elves for meOh my god have you seen the pics of him canoeing in the nuddy with Katy Perry?I would post but I’m not sure if allowed
Haha but have you seen The Hobbit films? Orlando is considerably older in these than in LOTR, but he is playing a younger version of himself. Doesn’t work. Plus, apparently the blue contacts hurt his eyes so they had to CGI his eyes blue, so the finished result is like the Ice King’s eyes. Or JM’s in an Instagram filterWhat have I not made clear about my sickness?? It’s elves and only elves for meoh, and wizards, maybe a bit of Thorin Oakenshield and a few others thrown in. Although.... maybe I can google OB canoeing and just imagine the elf ears
https://giphy.com/C4ZUp0SRaF8DS
Ooh yes Thorin, and Kili the hot dwarf!What have I not made clear about my sickness?? It’s elves and only elves for meoh, and wizards, maybe a bit of Thorin Oakenshield and a few others thrown in. Although.... maybe I can google OB canoeing and just imagine the elf ears
https://giphy.com/C4ZUp0SRaF8DS
We got a new fridge last month and it comes with an actual cheese drawer. I've peaked at lifeI have a dedicated cheese basket in my fridge
I’ve seen every shape and size, fat ones skinny ones some as big as your head. No correlationTall blokes usually had long skinny ones. Small fellas, ime, usually had big ones but shorter.
You've just made me realise Kier Starmer reminds me of my dad but younger and posher with a quiffI’m cheating on Jack, but could barely make a coherent comment in real time anyway, I live for the gifs and talking shite!
favourite biscuit are pistachio ones from Fortnum and Mason (FANCY) they were so lovely, that when I eat a different biscuit I think of them
secret crush is Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy, but not when he’s a different character. I know, I know, I’m sick. Also obvs Sir Keir Starmer QC (must always say the whole thing) despite certain people saying certain shit about him, like that he looks like Woody
favourite scent on myself I love anything fresh and floral, but on a man it has to be really ridiculously intense. If sir Keir Starmer QC came up to me in a Westminster Pret, wearing Fahrenheit I would DIE!
https://giphy.com/10avjPZP9kwSs0
I do love the coven and think all the non-Jack talk was a wonderful antidote to the shitty Jack content but I can empathise with the other POV too, especially as the off topic talk grew from being the odd few posts to endless pages about random shitI didn’t think the JM threads were cliquey - I thought everyone on them was always welcoming to all, and involving. There are lots of in-jokes, but if someone asked they would be explained.
Was gutted that they changed the thread title - I felt mortified that I had done a chaos and taken Silver Lining’s honour away!
The thread has a lot of heart, a lot of comedy and a lot of smart people. Maybe people were pissed off to wake up and see pages of overnight chat and gifs they had to churn through
How does it feel having a sexy dad?You've just made me realise Kier Starmer reminds me of my dad but younger and posher with a quiffand my dad wears Fahrenheit (that stuff is eye wateringly expensive )
Every Chaos has a silver liningI didn’t think the JM threads were cliquey - I thought everyone on them was always welcoming to all, and involving. There are lots of in-jokes, but if someone asked they would be explained.
Was gutted that they changed the thread title - I felt mortified that I had done a chaos and taken Silver Lining’s honour away!
The thread has a lot of heart, a lot of comedy and a lot of smart people. Maybe people were pissed off to wake up and see pages of overnight chat and gifs they had to churn through
NOOOOHow does it feel having a sexy dad?
Don’t invite @GrunkaLunka round for tea ... or maybe do?You've just made me realise Kier Starmer reminds me of my dad but younger and posher with a quiffand my dad wears Fahrenheit (that stuff is eye wateringly expensive )
This thread seem pretty chilled, only 2 rulesHi Fraus, got way far behind and a bit triggered and unsure of thread rules now so I have come here. Could someone give me a quick tldr as to what is broadly ok to post as I’m worried about doing it wrong, there aren’t any specific posting rules to be have to refer too. Hope all is ok as can be to all and love to the info I have caught that isn’t
I always did, but two definitely took me by surprise. One was gorgeous, standard height and good build.. thumb sized penis. I was very dissappointed. The other; WELL. He wasnt attractive, he was shorter than me but lord. Was he packing!I’ve seen every shape and size, fat ones skinny ones some as big as your head. No correlation
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