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Kitty pillow. Everything in town shuts at 8pm.
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I like the encouraging middle-aged woman wall art duvet cover, it's very Live, Laugh, Love isn't it.
Has anybody elseās 'view' changed in tattle? Mine has and I donāt like it
Just been to vote. Bunch of miserable unhelpful cunts on the desk as per last time. Why do people sign up to do it if they hate people?? Since our place to vote moved itās not been a nice experience.
On a lighter note one kid has practised their handwriting today writing a post it Bart Simpson style with kick me now intended for teacher
Donāt think teacher was impressed. The writing was great though.
On a lighter note one kid has practised their handwriting today writing a post it Bart Simpson style with kick me now intended for teacher
Donāt think teacher was impressed. The writing was great though.
They start at 7amJust been to vote. Bunch of miserable unhelpful cunts on the desk as per last time. Why do people sign up to do it if they hate people?? Since our place to vote moved itās not been a nice experience.
On a lighter note one kid has practised their handwriting today writing a post it Bart Simpson style with kick me now intended for teacher
Donāt think teacher was impressed. The writing was great though.
I donāt think starting at 7am means you need to be a twit, theyāre choosing to be there! Itās only this station that has ever had this bad vibe, Iāve voted for years and itās only the last two times - at this place thatās had this weird thing. Not smell as autocarrot decided just now.
It's weird being in a building all on my own. The bar / restaurant closed at 8pm and I'm the only guest. I live on my own, but being in charge unofficially of such a large premises, zut alors
I really want to go to bed but thereās a cat on my lap. Hi off topic ninnnies! Itās been a while 
for about the fifth time, a whoosh driver asking for my dob on delivering booze has thought I said I was born in 1934, not 84! š«
So, I'm busy practicing saying my dob over and over
How the duck does "eleven six eighty four" sound anything like 1934 and how have so many people decided that I'm 90 years old!?
I look great for 90 tbh (and also for almost 40)
So, I'm busy practicing saying my dob over and over
How the duck does "eleven six eighty four" sound anything like 1934 and how have so many people decided that I'm 90 years old!?
I look great for 90 tbh (and also for almost 40)
Lol. My brother studied veterinary science and was mentored by Dr Harry Cooper in the 80s, so every time DHC is mentioned on the news my mother reports it to the family message group, like this: "Dr Harry turned 80 today! He mentored Woohbro during university!" and we're all like, "Stop saying this Mother."
I had a case of cat paralysis this morning as I tried to get dressed for work. I think the Ginger Monster has been beaten up by another cat as that's the usual reason he's cuddly like that.I really want to go to bed but thereās a cat on my lap. Hi off topic ninnnies! Itās been a while
You need to add the 19, thereās an attention lull right there When you switch from small numbers to big, they miss it then (coz they are stoopid) hear ā-ty fourā and assume 30.
Yes I am boring myself. Imagine how bored Mchops is alone in the hotel reading this. Have a gif
Carpe Diem is too much pressure for a duvet slogan.
Twenty years ago I booked into a āhotelā for the weekend. Turned up to be jumped on by a massive Alsatian, I like dogs but was still scary - then a bloke came out, looked shocked and went āoh he likes youā I was put in the attic, the dog had the floor below and they asked me what I wanted for breakfast (pen and paper popped under door) and then they said theyād pop back here and there over the weekend, hereās keys, dog lead(!) and enjoy the house.
It was HUGE and I was freaked out.
Turned out it wasnāt a registered hotel (I was at the place for an event everything else booked out) so theyād popped a room online, fake rosette from tourist board included, claiming to be a hotel ājust in caseā.
Was VERY odd. I too live alone but being alone in someone else place yeh weird.
The dog was lovely and yes we went for walks.
Seize the duvet
Thereās some witty wordplay based around carpe and carp but my brain is mush these days. So please just pretend I said it and everybody clapped .
Omg omg. Chef boy just said to me I'm sick of guests asking me if I've written a book. I said just tell them you have but it's out of print. He said maybe I'll tell them to preorder and I'll rake in some cash, and *I* said we can start a thread on Tattle about you! And he said what? And I said oh nothing.
My mum is here with me. Sheās not got long but I donāt know how long obviously. Sheās very sleepy - just wakes up for a couple of hours in the morning, though sheās lucid when you talk to her. Local services have been really lovely (except for one nurse at the hospice). The man who delivered her hospital bed yesterday was an absolute angel (he volunteers for the air ambulance on his days off!).