Awww Sidey B, I'm thrilled for you
I think I saw a frau in Tesco earlier, she was buying 24 cans of cherry Pepsi Max.
Sideboard Cat has decided she's going to start sitting in the kitchen sink then when I shout at her, she runs in the living room and jumps up in front of my computer to whip me with her soggy tail. She's also absolutely destroying my washing up sponge. She's lucky she's the most beautiful cat I've ever laid eyes on or she'd be shown the door.