But a la MT/JM can you cut down the side of the packaging, turn it inside out and tape it back up again to make a box to store things in?!
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No, it's a tin, I've no idea how I can use that for storage!!
Omg enjoy this’ll be amazing, when you open this please share pics!
This unlocked the fun memories of going to the nearest HC after any holiday to stock up on bargains with colleagues. They always had so many eggs left, even in their station shops! Which makes you think mb they should never have been priced at £40 or whatever it was a pop!
And Christmas would often started a day or two before Christmas Eve. Still glad I don’t have to go into the office ever again tho
That egg is immense. You need a hammer to break it into bits. Don’t wait for your ulcer!
They used to sell ostrich eggs in the posh food hall in the posh department store in Newcastle. Poor ostrich having to lay that.
If I had to be a bird, I think I would be a quail.
A topical fact this Facturday.
Midnight Train to Georgia was originally written and recorded as "Midnight Plane to Houston”!
Midnight Train to Georgia was originally written and recorded as "Midnight Plane to Houston”!
Look at all your spices in their original jars! #maverick
Nothing to do with me, Mr F is the cook in this house!
(He's out tonight, which is why I have a big tray of chips and onion rings in the oven and am going to cover them in grated cheese shortly!)
Ooh I knew about wombat poo but didn't know bat poo was sparkly! That's a great fact - thank you!!I do have some animalo facts (about poo). 1. Wombats poo in cubes 2. Bat poo is sparkly
I learned these things in my mid 40s. I wish I’d known them much earlier in life, but as they say, it’s never too late
ETA some further explanation might be useful so the “facts” are actually informative! Scientists believe wombats poo in cubes because of the way their intestinal tracts expand and contract during digestion, and bat poo is sparkly because it’s got lots of insect exoskeletons in it which “sparkle”
And speaking of sparkles and glitter and all joyous things, HAPPY BIRTHDAY dearest Billy Bellend! I am (virtually) making you that delicious traditional Tbilisi favourite, ham in Coca Cola with a side of pimento cheese, and a bourbon peanut and pecan pie
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And a fat old dragon has all her adult teeth bar one and can jump 1/20th her own height.
You also get sparkly disco poo if you leave a TwatCat unsupervised around the box of tinsel at Christmas.
New fact: buzz pollination, where bumblebees too big to get into a flower or whose tongues are too short to reach sit on the flower and vibrate their wings to get it to release the pollen (they use it as their protein source) and some lands on other flowers' stamens in the process, do this at approximately 425-434Hz. Before equal temperament came in and set the pitch of notes at certain frequencies, Middle A, the pitch by which all orchestras tune, wasn't 440Hz, it was around 434Hz. Western music is therefore fundamentally tuned to the sound of a bumblebee creating life.
I've now bought myself an "eggcellent" hamper even though I definitely do not need one
should have made an affiliate link!!I know he doesn't come into F&D much but rather than derail the JM threads just wanted to ask if @MancBee is ok as not seen him around recently! Hope @Silver Linings is ok too - miss you both x
ing out coloured foil for a few days after. Here is the scene of the crime and the criminal.
ETA please note how carefully he unwrapped the coins - those are all empty packets round him!! No idea how he did it!
Oh we had sparkly poo a few years ago when the now deceased JC dog (not related to this incident, he was fine after it) got into some foil wrapped chocolate coins! One emergency trip to the vet and a lot of money later he was fine but was
ing out coloured foil for a few days after. Here is the scene of the crime and the criminal.ETA please note how carefully he unwrapped the coins - those are all empty packets round him!! No idea how he did it!
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Totally and utterly shitfaced here…how much alcohol is in pina coladas? Asking for a friend…
great work Mr Bellend. When I used to make them back in my bartending days they had 2.5 shots of rum or 3 if i was feeling generous so between 65-75ml but if making them at home...however much you desire.I live alone so no way I could buy this (without going into some kind of diabetic coma) but the MOST satisfying thing much be breaking it initially, what will you use?!
2 or 3? Depends how generous your bartender is. Don’t go near a Long Island iced tea…that’s got all of them in it.
If any fraus ever go to York and like a cocktail I would recommend a bar called Evil Eye. I was a frequent customer when at uni 🔺️ and the drinks are great (but a bit lethal) - you mentioning long island ice teas reminded me of it @Vanelope as they used to (no idea if they still do) did a variation on that with absinthe in 
I no longer drink but when I did they made a night out...interesting. They do great mocktails too which I had when I went a few years ago!
I no longer drink but when I did they made a night out...interesting. They do great mocktails too which I had when I went a few years ago!
Hi friends, I keep forgetting about this thread!
Any sign of the missing sheepo yet @Falkor ?
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