Yay, excellent news! Looking forward to hearing the updatesHe has texted me some dates that he is in the North West next month and later dates when he is in London so I am trying to book in some work meetings at our London office at the same time. Feels like I have something nice to look forward to.
Well I was with my ex for over 20 years and have had one relationship since that ended at Easter. So, technically this was my second date this century (and my god it was a good one.) You've had more recent experience than me @NP! Hope you get out for a night out together soon,Me too! I’ve been with Mr NP almost 14 years and we haven’t been out just the two of us since 2018Absolutely love your date update @Universal. I miss first date excitement!
I don't date men and have a terrific phobia of clowns but would 100%, absolutely climb this beast like a tree.Saw this and thought of @SweetTransvestite
You think the casual cig is cool, then you realise the coat matches the eyeshadow...
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Tim has the X factor, some people just have it doesn’t matter if male or female, young or pensionable age (thinking of you, Bowie)I don't date men and have a terrific phobia of clowns but would 100%, absolutely climb this beast like a tree.
On a completely separate note, didn't Pennywise have a run-in with a ickle, smol person in a yellow coat?
like NP and Hotes live vicariously through other people’s dating stories so spill all fraus! Tho ST I’m scared xAnyone else single or dating? I
I dunno, I went to an event once where a guy who was 80 if he was a day was of course getting lots of polite chat from women young enough to be his granddaughter and he was suggesting all sorts, he was there to get laid and he assumed the women were too. He had obviously lied about his age on his profile and blagged his way to the 25-35 singles nightlike NP and Hotes live vicariously through other people’s dating stories so spill all fraus! Tho ST I’m scared x
When my sister came to stay I wanted to see what men on tinder were like in 2021, they were bland af so I set her age range to 70+ for a bit of variety and ended up being actively scared. I think where she’s early 20s they assume she’s after a financial exchange so have no qualms in saying absolute filth? :/ Surely they’re not saying this stuff to their peers?
Fear not dear heart! But some people just are sexy af.like NP and Hotes live vicariously through other people’s dating stories so spill all fraus! Tho ST I’m scared x
When my sister came to stay I wanted to see what men on tinder were like in 2021, they were bland af so I set her age range to 70+ for a bit of variety and ended up being actively scared. I think where she’s early 20s they assume she’s after a financial exchange so have no qualms in saying absolute filth? :/ Surely they’re not saying this stuff to their peers?
Firstly there will be many beautiful pics of you, but totally understand the cringe at having to pick out stuff like that!! Would it be possible to get someone else to set up your profile for you and then you inherit it with a few matches already banked so you’re over that awful initial cringe period? Or could you ease yourself in by going in cognito so having an empty profile but just scrolling through the people to build confidence in it and/or get an idea of what they put up so you can feel more secure in your pic choices? You’re so funny filling out a profile and chat will be an absolute breeze! It’s such a shame we can’t just come over and get those pics up for you!!Someone recommended me an app for women looking to meet other women (HER) rather than using Tinder or Bumble, I downloaded it over a year ago and haven't once used it. I fell at the first hurdle of trying to find a nice picture of myself to use as there are no nice pictures of me. My cat has the beauty, I have the brains and brawn. I then got frightened as I've only ever been in relationships with men and didn't know if there were different rules and basically I've overthought it and am now committed to becoming an old maid, living vicariously through other people.
Well of course you could always make a picture, thereby having a pic of you that you like AND showing off your skillzSomeone recommended me an app for women looking to meet other women (HER) rather than using Tinder or Bumble, I downloaded it over a year ago and haven't once used it. I fell at the first hurdle of trying to find a nice picture of myself to use as there are no nice pictures of me. My cat has the beauty, I have the brains and brawn. I then got frightened as I've only ever been in relationships with men and didn't know if there were different rules and basically I've overthought it and am now committed to becoming an old maid, living vicariously through other people.
Wanna Harvester Salad Bar and Eastenders with me?Am now thinking of Frau pick up lines based on tattle
"Would you like to be a cheeky little duo with me?"
"Are you an unexpected butterfly? Because I can't help but gasp at the sight of you"
(One for the Herrs) "Are you a fox from Southend? I think you'd enjoy chewing on my hosepipe"
"forget Netflix & chill, Rum raisin ice cream and Mulholland drive anyone?"
This is why I hate how people shit on group pics, no group pics are fantastic cos they’re in a real life setting & arguably where you’re the most comfortable and happy?! Who else has a plethora of photos of them being normal as just them? The only solo selfies I have are tracking spots or the time I got shingles so had a face rash/crust.would sell you much more than trying to look like a newsreader
Just want to echo this, @traumatised sideboard you‘re one of the funniest, most creative, smartest people I “know”.You’re so funny filling out a profile and chat will be an absolute breeze!
I am cat sitting a friend’s kitten for a few weeks next week, black and white, will be sure to post photos here!I’m not dating my ambition is to get a black and white cat. I am too old and too ill, I get on my own nerves at times and even if I wanted to date I’d be worried I’d attract wasters or fetishists who like the idea I’m stuck in.
Saw this and thought of @SweetTransvestite
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Which reminds me of this:I once knew someone who did some analysis work for a dating website, she was single at the time and got quite disheartened as she said that 99% of the women were looking for someone around the same age as them, whereas 99% of the men were looking for someone 10-20 years younger.
I haven’t logged in to tinder for ages but I am tempted to just to update ,u profile with theseAm now thinking of Frau pick up lines based on tattle
"Would you like to be a cheeky little duo with me?"
"Are you an unexpected butterfly? Because I can't help but gasp at the sight of you"
(One for the Herrs) "Are you a fox from Southend? I think you'd enjoy chewing on my hosepipe"
"forget Netflix & chill, Rum raisin ice cream and Mulholland drive anyone?"
ETA: I'm tragically single. Can't imagine why
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