Typical Flossie video:
*Holds up random vase to the camera and then holds it either side of her face, pouting and making peace symbols and sticking out her tongue*
"So I picked up this vase in this RELLI RELLI cute little antique store before brunch with my mum, and - *scrunches up face, head in hands and laughs* oh I WON'T talk about what happened in the store because it was just so. So. So. *Sips iced coffee*. MoRtIFyiNG *looks around room in silence smiling at her quirkiness* I am just SOoO awkward and the poor boy in the shop was JuSt trying to do his job and *random strong working class accent* you know wot I mean bruv, just tryin his fuckin' best luv and then there's MeEe... Oh my god I won't talk about it *continues to talk about it* but anyways I wasn't really wanting to spend too much on this vase because *stops again* am I pronouncing vase right? Vawse... Vaaaase... Vaayse? Oh my god my brain right now girls, is just dead. *Sips coffee* - but I'll definitely be having another one of ThOse bad boys *sips coffee*
But yes I didn't want to spend *whispers to camera* £350 on this vase BuT I just think *posh voice* this piece is just SOoO timeless and classy? And it'll be in my home forever and it'll remind me of that SUPER random funny day with my mum. You know, cute! You guys KNOW how much my family means to me. I am just so blessed. So happy I got to squeeze in that brunch with my mum because I wish I could see her so much more ... *Jump cut*
Right I am LAaaaaTeee for cocktails with the girls it's our 4th time since Wednesday but I missed the brunch cocktails with them yesterday because I was with my mum so FOMO I had to come tonight.
*Wearing something bright and tight with massive hoops and a million plastic necklaces styled with gold jewelry* This is what I'm weaaaaaring I'm not sure sure about this dress because I can see everything I DONT WANT TO SEE *Poses in mirror pouting lips looking extremely confident in something she says she doesn't want to wear*
Flodog is hitting the bar girls!
*Insert cocktail drinking montage*
*Hungover over clip*
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