Fernibops

[Sabbie]

She’s still spending like it’s going out of fashion. Her daughter got so much shit for her birthday.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

The irony of her husband posting on his own channel business advice to other builders and developers , how many failed businesses has he had now , is it three ??

 

[Sabbie]

She really ages herself with her make up. She has great skin and then slaps on way too much ugly coral blush/bronzer.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

I can sort of get it if you have 6-8 in your family and it’s non stop eating, but with four in a small apartment? What about when half of the forks are in a drawer, and the other half are in the clean dishwasher? Doesn’t that just double your time up again getting stuff from two places? And you have to rely on everyone making sure dirty stuff doesn’t go in the clean one. This is so bizarre. Anyone who buys that flat are going to be so annoyed with two of them taking up valuable space.

Yes also if you put the dishwasher on
but still have clean stuff in the other and then you have dirty plates what are you going to do ?

To me it just means twice as much work emptying two dishwashers !!

Surely she needs all the cupboard space she can get for storing all the “good stuff shite” she buys from the health food shop !

The kids look fed up to the back teeth of being filmed now , time for it just to be the Fern and Ryan’s show and give the teen and pre teen their privacy . Nancy doing her acrobatic moves in tiny lycra shorts is a perverts fantasy , that might sound harsh but sadly it is the truth !

 

[Anicecuppa]

Omg. Filming Nancy eating a potato with her mouth open. No one needs to see or hear that

 

[Sabbie]

I get what you mean! I like her more way more than the Nicki Positano, and it was because of Nicki I came across Fern. Fern has plenty of faults, but she’s not a horrible snob like Nicki, and I’m warming to Fern a lot more. It’s refreshing that she has her own interiors style, doesn’t follow house trends, and is unapologetic about her tastes.

 

[Anicecuppa]

I love how this started as a rave thread and then quickly progressed into a place to rant about what a daftie Fern is I can’t stand Nancy. She’s an entitled little brat. Definitely loves consumerism that one!

She's definitely turning into one. Learning from her Mum and Dad, I guess she didn't stand a chance !

 

[tarteauxfruits]

New Here, stumbled across this couple of fakers and had to do some background research. It's probably all been said before so sorry to repeat anything as II've only watched one vlog.

Fern is not registered as self employed in France, has she ever mentioned this and she doesn't seem to be a director or have a company in England.

Ryan on the other hand has a couple of registered French companies. BOTH are in "redressement fiscal" as we call it here. It basically means the last step before going bankrupt, you're trying to renegotiate your debts. I suspect he hasn't been paying his social charges/taxes and most likely paying for fern's lips to be enhanced.

He is registered as an architect in France, The research I did suggests that had a flooring company up north (Leeds) which also went out of business with one debt still outstanding.

Did they sell a house in England and run to France with the money that was left? they won't last five minutes here unless they're earning, all this talk of living on the riveria is cringe, I suspect every time they open their mouths it's BS.

Looking forward to some intel, Again apologies if my comments have already been said.
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She certainly comes from some money. She's shown her parents' house; they're not short of a bob or two. But I do think Ryan has done well with his business too.

Both of his French businesses are in redressement fiscal, last step to bankruptcy. His last company in England also went into liquidation still owing funds of which she was a director.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Jeez her lips now , proper duck face now !

Constant use of skin smoothing filter you can see it glitching !

Those poor women stood in the queue in Zara ! Did they give permission to be filmed ?? So bloody entitled !

Fasting but had a massive glass of white wine , make it make sense !!

Sorting daughters hair bobbles, riveting !!

 

[Anicecuppa]

Are they trying to make Nancy the next nepo influenza? !
She's on it so much recently, I'm really not interested in watching a tween !

 

[dressagediva]

I do! Can't stand the husband but I enjoy the vlogs generally.

Considering Fern got her initial online following from dressing the daughter in designer gear as a toddler (she was on This Morning) and coming across as vacuous and materialistic, she's really turned it around and comes across well now.

I enjoy her health/fitness stuff and when she goes to different villages around the Riviera, an area I love a lot. It's very easy watching. Will be interesting to see what they do with the next house they buy and do up too.

 

[Anicecuppa]

Anyone else think she's become unhealthily military about their food ? She even said herself she doesn't think about what it tastes like anymore, just what nutrition it has.
Also poor Seth, saying they hate laziness just because he had a lie in on a Sunday. It's a well known fact that teens need a lot more sleep.

 

[Scar2016]

I had totally forgotten about these people. She looks terrible. Such a shame she feels she needs to do that to her face. Everyone will assume she is that woman's mum, so I don't know who she is trying to kid.

The dog needs the humane treatment of saying goodbye to this world and moving on. Fucking cruel keeping it alive.

Still speaking English in a fake French accent to waiters. "I am phastinggggg"

Still speaking English in a fake French accent to waiters. "I am phastinggggg"

It was worse than that, she said “I phastinggggg”.

 

[Sabbie]

I like it that they have an active family Sunday, but then to go on and on about not eating ”naughty food”, and earning treats, and not eating when going out to eat by claiming she’s not hungry (then admitting when the food came she was ravenous) is so going to screw up her daughter. Stop showing your kids your own screwed up issues over food!

 

[Rosie Tatler]

OMG the filter she has on is ridiculous, even Ryan's face looks like a plastic doll !

 

[Definitely Maybe]

The cruise looked bloody awful haha but I'm glad she seemed to enjoy it! Who were those grim old men hanging around them though? The clip with them singing at the camera made me feel a bit ill.

One of them was Stacey Solomon's Dad, Dave. He had the drone.

 

[tarteauxfruits]

Whilst living in Doncaster, his business was doing pretty well. It's the move to France that's fucked it...

Blue Magic Flooring Ltd was in liquidation in 2018 and Leo interiors his next business had assets of -170k in 2022 about the same time they moved to France, he is now winding up for more than 400k. His French company had a redressement order for 18 months due to debts. I doubt he has ever made money and just spent everyone elses.

 

[Sabbie]

So she squeezed out an ad for BetterHelp using this poor man. And no mention of an ad in the title or description.

Anyone else freaked out that they were doing demo work with nothing covering their head? Or would a bash on the head make no difference?

 

[Libbub]

His business has been in what the French call redressement fiscal for 6 months. It means at some point he didnt have the money to pays his suppliers, workers and taxes etc. And a judge has formulated a plan to repay the outstanding debts. It’s one step short of going bankrupt basically.

Wow. Well there ya go. Not his first bankruptcy either so hes not good at managing a business and its finances. There he was giving us all advice not having mortgages etc, makes sense now cos he didn't have the money to pay for one. Bet that's why the pink house had to go, living beyond their means.

Things are rarely what they seem. And there she is swanning round The Carlton (mind you it's massively over rated and a favorite of all the new money insta huns and rich arabs that think its the place to be seen) not just once over the Christmas period but several times. Chugging down oysters and Skinny Bitches. It's all smoke and mirrors.

 

[Libbub]

She shared a Katie Hopkins reel the other day on Instagram - basically a 'climate change isn't real' weird rant dressed up as a joke. Not what I would have expected from her... Put me off.

Did she? I didn't see that. Very strange as she goes to great lengths to delete anything even remotely controversial from her comments on insta and especially from her YouTube. She meticulously deletes comments.