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M&MsMom

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Ryan stating he is a developer now, I can assure you his company has gone bankrupt in France.
Interesting to hear Fern touch on how they are mortgage free in today's vlog.
I guess many people could be mortgage free if they bankrupted every company they start and have the loans associated with those companies wiped clean. Fern and Ryan are mortgage free thanks to the bankruptcy system/laws, as well as the vendors who didn't get paid, not because either one of them are some type of financial or property ladder genius!
 
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Anicecuppa

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Poor old Seth again, mummy dearest laughing her head off at him for not enjoying the roller coaster, while Nancy gets no end of praise for hanging off a metal bar 🤔
 
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Sabbie

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Does she not understand that she’s not getting great customer service in France because they are sick of ignorant Brits refusing to speak/learn French? 🙄

That brisket looked insane. 😛
 
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Rosie Tatler

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I'm beginning to wonder if she may be in need of some therapy herself... even when buying the bloke some food she had to mention that she bought tomatoes to get him eating some healthy food, can't recall her exact words.
She just wants a bloody medal doesn't she !
 
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Anicecuppa

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Wow. I've never seen anyone do full on house renovations in squeaky clean designer trainers and white shorts before. Not to mention a full face of makeup 🤣
 
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Freesia54

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I really like Fern. I love her style and interior design so I'm really looking forward to seeing what they buy next and how they rennovate it. I like Ryan too and his work ethic, they deserve everything they have as they are self made, disciplined and work hard as, a team. As others have also noted my only slight concern is the effect that the good/bad food obsession might have on the kids. I understand her reasons re pain and anti-inflammatory food but she needs to be careful. My friends adult daughter is in and out of hospital with anorexia, and it's heart breaking to watch. I also wish she hadn't had the lip tattoo. She is so beautiful and didn't need to do that. It was quite alarming. I also wish she would go to French lessons. I moved to Spain 5 years ago and have learned the language. It really enriches the whole experience and would benefit her kids too
She doesn't need to learn to speak the language... the kids learn it at school so if she needs translator she has 2 on hand... plus all of the friends she mixes with are English speaking. The amount of shopping she does I think her money speaks for her. Her overall appearance when going to the shops suggests money and taste so I think the language is not a barrier for her.. I used to really like her but for me she is on that slippery road, especially with the patreon account... she doesn't need the money. I can't listen to any more gorgeousness either. I find she is becoming quite shallow. Not everyones opinion I know but I'll see how it all pans out.
 
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Rosie Tatler

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So she squeezed out an ad for BetterHelp using this poor man. And no mention of an ad in the title or description.

Anyone else freaked out that they were doing demo work with nothing covering their head? Or would a bash on the head make no difference? 🤭
And bashing down walls not wearing any safety goggles then in prances Nancy in a ballet outfit !!

Guess health and safety doesn't matter when it’s your own property and the guys working for you are either fam or illegals !

schilling some therapy app for a few ££’s on the back of that poor blokes MH problems , despicable !
 
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Libbub

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Poor Seth being laughed at for his cake baking efforts instead of being given the encouragement a certain other little person gets :(
Then there's the advent calenders.......someone got a Toblerone one from the supermarket while a certain other person wanted and got a beauty one. Bet that wasn't cheap but what she wants she gets.
The favoritism in that house is just toxic and so unfair.

I rewatched Ferns interview with Nancy on This Morning from years ago with Ruth and Eammon and she did not come across well.
 
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tarteauxfruits

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As of 4th April 2026 Ryans French business has gone bankrupt. His English business is in the same position 400k of debt. And they are making vlogs about potentially buying a villa €1.5million ALL of this while botoxing, ski holidays, blah blah blah. They have a history of living far beyond their means -Thieves.​
 
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M&MsMom

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I watched one of Ryan's videos, it wasn't the most recent one, but maybe the one before that. I was sort of shocked at the type of property he is looking for, mostly the price of what he's looking to spend. Then he said he "has investors".
Who in their right mind would go into any sort of investment deal with the two of them, given that he's bankrupted every company he's ever had? I'm assuming these investors either don't know about them or just don't care.
 
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Anicecuppa

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Hi. Does anyone watch this lovely family who moved to the south of France a couple of years ago ?
 
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Sabbie

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Same. I’d be surprised if Rachel made all her own money, but fair play to her if she does. There’s a reason she’s in France and can’t speak the language, so it’s probably a sugar. She looks a bit moody, but was very nice to staff, so she seemed more genuine than Fern IMHO. Shoving a camera in the face of the poor cabin guy knocking on the door was way out of order, and Fern was so patronizing to him.

Stacey’s dad seems such a catch. 🫠
 
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dressagediva

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It’s guess it’s totally fine to be trashy If that’s the look you are going for. Going to London to get bladdered and looking like a dogs dinner in the middle of the afternoon in your designer gear is trashy IMHO. No need to film yourself getting trollied. 🤣
I don’t want to turn this into an anti rave thread, but wanted to answer why I called her trashy when goes home or with her friends. I don’t think she’s trashy all the time. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like @dressagediva mentioned, she really has turned herself around quite a lot since her TM appearance, and she does deserve credit for that. If she started to learn to speak French it will open so many doors for her. I hope she gets enough confidence to go for it. I know she says she always struggled with school, but she’s probably a lot smarter than she thinks she is.
Oh I quite liked seeing them out drinking in London, pretty realistic for lots of us when you get a rare moment to let your hair down haha. I don't get the impression she's on the wine going mad regularly.

Why she's not just sorted out some French lessons I just don't know... It beggars belief that anyone can live in a country and not even attempt to learn the language. Especially France, where it makes a massive difference to how you're received by locals.
 
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Libbub

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Exactly the type of couple who would complain about 'furriners' in the UK not speaking "our language". I'd like not to label her ignorant and proud, but it's becoming more apparent since there is nothing preventing her from learning something new and gaining some independence. Who knows? She may even make some new friends along the way (the fastest way to learn), and get better customer service in those shops!!
God knows she has enough free time and instead of obsessing over her body image she should enroll in some classes a couple of times a week.
 
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Freesia54

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I'm beginning to wonder if she may be in need of some therapy herself... even when buying the bloke some food she had to mention that she bought tomatoes to get him eating some healthy food, can't recall her exact words.
 
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dressagediva

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The cruise looked bloody awful haha but I'm glad she seemed to enjoy it! Who were those grim old men hanging around them though? The clip with them singing at the camera made me feel a bit ill.
 
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Sabbie

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Forgot to say she’s also starting gifting her daughter random supplements which is absolutely crazy. See a functional doctor if you think your tween daughter needs supplements! 😳
 
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Beachgirl

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I am cleaning up my laptop and came across these, way back when Fern had a Twitter account - she may still have a Twitter (or X account) but I don't, so I can't go back and see what she wrote.

I'll park these here before I delete them from my laptop. Beyond words......

In Ibiza:

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In Mexico:

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A couple more, not sure where these were taken.

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I’ve just discovered this page. I know a lot of people wanted to see her wedding so hopefully everyone can see it on this link.

Seen 'Don't Tell the Bride'? Watch it here on Channel 4:

 
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tarteauxfruits

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Whew...how'd you like to be the client of Ryan's who paid for the insulation in Fern and Ryan's attic buildout?
When detailing the cost of this small reno, he says he "struck gold" on what happens to be the most expensive part of the project! He says he "just happened" to have 6,000 euros worth of leftover insulation from a past job...........he details the cost at 37:52

What a pillock. He does realise that if he hasn't declared and paid for this personally through his business that he is taking stock out of the company. The French fisc are very hot on this subject and will lead him into even more fiscal problems.

I honestly can't wait to see this couple get what they deserve, to advertise yourself as a contractor and show the low standard of work in that roof space is pure desperation. Fern spends money like they've won the lottery, he gives a price and no breakdown for the jobs he does (illegal in France) and all the while failing to mention he is going bust in the UK for 500K. That's where their lifestyle has come from - ITS OVER. Their flat will be on the market soon to keep the facade alive.
 
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