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dressagediva

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The cruise looked bloody awful haha but I'm glad she seemed to enjoy it! Who were those grim old men hanging around them though? The clip with them singing at the camera made me feel a bit ill.
 
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Sabbie

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Forgot to say she’s also starting gifting her daughter random supplements which is absolutely crazy. See a functional doctor if you think your tween daughter needs supplements! 😳
 
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Beachgirl

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I am cleaning up my laptop and came across these, way back when Fern had a Twitter account - she may still have a Twitter (or X account) but I don't, so I can't go back and see what she wrote.

I'll park these here before I delete them from my laptop. Beyond words......

In Ibiza:

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A couple more, not sure where these were taken.

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I’ve just discovered this page. I know a lot of people wanted to see her wedding so hopefully everyone can see it on this link.

Seen 'Don't Tell the Bride'? Watch it here on Channel 4:

 
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tarteauxfruits

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Whew...how'd you like to be the client of Ryan's who paid for the insulation in Fern and Ryan's attic buildout?
When detailing the cost of this small reno, he says he "struck gold" on what happens to be the most expensive part of the project! He says he "just happened" to have 6,000 euros worth of leftover insulation from a past job...........he details the cost at 37:52

What a pillock. He does realise that if he hasn't declared and paid for this personally through his business that he is taking stock out of the company. The French fisc are very hot on this subject and will lead him into even more fiscal problems.

I honestly can't wait to see this couple get what they deserve, to advertise yourself as a contractor and show the low standard of work in that roof space is pure desperation. Fern spends money like they've won the lottery, he gives a price and no breakdown for the jobs he does (illegal in France) and all the while failing to mention he is going bust in the UK for 500K. That's where their lifestyle has come from - ITS OVER. Their flat will be on the market soon to keep the facade alive.
 
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Sabbie

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I think she has huge confidence issues and doesn't realize that it would help her if she felt more independent by being able to speak the language. They have the money to get a private tutor and she's smarter than she thinks. It's not okay for either of them to rely on their kids to translate, and it's not okay to just hang out with the Brits. Of course it is comforting to be around those you feel most 'normal' with, but it can get very isolating. I'm an expat (not in France) and wanted to cling to any Brit I could find at first, but it wasn't good long term. I'd love to see her be fluent and let her other loud expat friends see that she's moving on up in the world.
 
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Sabbie

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Exactly the type of couple who would complain about 'furriners' in the UK not speaking "our language". I'd like not to label her ignorant and proud, but it's becoming more apparent since there is nothing preventing her from learning something new and gaining some independence. Who knows? She may even make some new friends along the way (the fastest way to learn), and get better customer service in those shops!!
 
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Rosie Tatler

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Wow these pictures show she really has had a lot of work done , nose job, fillers, botox etc

The thing that gets me the most is when she is advertising a product for good skin etc when she obviously is using a skin smoothing filter all the time , that and saying how good her skin is because of eating all the “ good” stuff .

Sometimes it is so obvious because Ryan looks like a Ken doll sometimes, all smooth and wrinkle free !!

I really don't know why she bothers with you tube her views are so low she must only be making enough to pay for manicures , and yet her kids privacy is invaded .

I bet the free cruises end up cost her ££’s in clothes / treatments etc for the trips
 
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Libbub

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Wtaf! Not gonna lie this vlog is doing absolutely nothing to make me wanna book a cruise. Looks absolutely hideous to me. Not to mention Stacey Solomons pervy dad, Aka Dirty Dave, (see her thread for info on him) amongst them. He's another freeloading grifter. The friend is a bit of old rough obviously, trying to join an excursion they didn't pay for. None of this is a good look.
 
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Sabbie

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Poor kid definitely didn't have a chance, did she? At least she can speak French! Being bilingual is fantastic!
 
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minnie37

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Why get a random ‘interim wardrobe’ … please please just get the built in wardrobes DONE! It’s such a small job , compared to the massive renovation they have been through and it would make the bedrooms!!! And their apartment looks great- I actually really like her content.
 
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Sabbie

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That poor baby did not have a hat on all day? There was no real shade to speak of. I know Fern would not let her kids go out like that.
 
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dressagediva

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Good to see her endless and wasteful clothes shopping getting criticism in the comments on her new video. Let's see how long those last before being deleted...
 
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Libbub

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I like Fern but her advertising Lilysilk, saying it's sustainable and not fast fashion which she prefers nowadays, shows her ignorance. Especially since Lilysilk is a Chinese company and they produce everything in China. And 5 min later after mentioning she much prefers quality clothing like Lilysilk compared to high street fashion and fast fashion, she's in Mango drooling over their new line 🙄
I much prefer her exploring and housing content.
Same here. Only a couple of weeks ago she was showing her endless supply of leisure wear bought from Primark. And when she showed her wardrobe it was full of it with the labels still on. Don't forget she's got her brother in laws basement full of her gear that is just left there, loads of it new. Bless her I think she's confused. Buying designer doesn't mean you're buying sustainably. Buying more expensive doesn't mean it's sustainable. A €25 hat bought just to see the look on Nancy's face, which will never be seen again, is definitely not buying better is it?
 
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BaliBarbie

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I have such a soft spot for Fern and her family. I really enjoy her vlogs and their zest for life and work ethic. They were brave to move to the south of France and have created such a great life. In a works of fake people like FROW / Amelia liana / Lydia millen, Fern (and Nicki) are w breath of fresh air.
 
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Sadly I can't watch her any more. All me me me and look what we've got and what we can afford etc....
Bored by her and her attempt at social climbing. She was so relatable when they first got the pink house and got stuck into renovating.
All the make-up, injections, spending lots of euros in the vitamin shops, lip plumping and the healthy lifestyle and 'naughty food' bores me.
 
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