Fernibops

[Sabbie]

Oh Fern. Please get some basic French lessons after FOUR years of living in France. You just randomly shouted to that bloke “j'adore voiture“ = “I love car” like a nut job. The reason Ryan laughs at you is because he knows it’s wrong, but he also has no clue how to say “I love YOUR car” either. Get some lessons in secret and start showing that wazzock up. You’re smarter than him and he knows it. That’s why he keeps bringing you down and laughing at you.

So they gave a Tattle press conference a while back about how it makes financial sense to rent a place over owning, so why are they so desperate to buy?

 

[Rosie Tatler]

His business has been in what the French call redressement fiscal for 6 months. It means at some point he didnt have the money to pays his suppliers, workers and taxes etc. And a judge has formulated a plan to repay the outstanding debts. It’s one step short of going bankrupt basically.

Interesting! Got anymore more tea to spill ?

His type of business is fraught with this type of problem , you only need one job where the developer doesn’t pay / goes bust and you are stuffed , especially if not got stage payments up front and you have already laid out for materials and labour

Maybe this explains the MDF kitchen counter tops , I do feel sorry for anyone that is facing business problems but to carry on like loaded in south of France seems fake.

 

[Bec_123]

Goes on about nutrients/supplements. Fills her face with shite. Make it make sense!

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Really productive day guys.......built a locker and hung a couple of pots oh and bleached the floor. Cos that won't kill the plants at all will it?
Sorry but that awful green metal locker is right at the entrance of their home. Everyone that comes and goes will walk past it. Lovely. She's worried about shoes inside but not about the dogs peeing and pooping inside daily.

Is she still banging on about eating the good stuff and supplements whilst constantly using a beautifying filter?

I hardly watch her anymore because she is so fake now and Ryan is an expert on everything!!

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Why is her face so shiny? And I mean all of it, forehead, everything. She looks like a Madame Tussaud’s waxwork.

The latest flog of the wedding trip to Italy OMG her face in the car shots looked like it was a plastic mask and shes had so much filler and botox her face hardly moves , she must have a filter on as well

The constant talk of fasting in and I wont eat carbs in front if the kids or oh dear I need a treat with then 5 minutes if stuffing her face is ridiculous ! One if those kids is going to end up with an ED being around her obsession with food and dieting , she even picked on the young daughter for her choice of “ processed” bread sandwich .

She is just vain and vacuous now , that far too short dress she had on for the wedding was from abercrombie and fitch, that’s a teenagers early twenties brand , worn with an old ladies hat ! She seemed pissed she couldn't film at the wedding !

The only interesting part was Ryans shots of scenery on his run !

Good to see the kids fighting and acting up , bet they are sick of her filming them whenever they go somewhere !

I really don't know why she bothers the view numbers are rubbish , she must earn hardly anything from it !

 

[Rosie Tatler]

This really is a new low for her , I mean is she really that desperate for the about £40 she will make if she even get 10k views to show someones distressing situation for a bit of shitty content .

She should never have mentioned the situation and dealt with it privately , would she have liked it if someone had filmed her little nan ?

Could have just blathered on about the good stuff as usual and all the health food shop stuff she glugs for no apparent reason !

 

[Libbub]

It wasn't long ago he had a business go bust that left him bankrupt, so based on that I wouldn't be listening to him about finances.

Also let's remember when Fern and he were first married and if I remember rightly her kids were born they were living in a caravan in the UK. Things are seldom what they seem.

With regard to keeping up with the Jones's and curtain twitchers........well if you don't like your business being talked about and discussed don't put it out there.
Maybe if he curbed his wife's spending he'd have even more money saved In the bank to count and be scared to spend.

 

[Julia123]

When I first found her through Nikki positano I could not understand how she/they had some wealthy reputation. As a new watcher they sure do not appear to have a lot of money at all. Always shopping ikea. (Fair enough for kids or basic stuff but not luxe if that’s what they want people to believe) No countertops or hood and hardly any furniture. Car repair took a looong time. But then they blew a ton of money going skiing for Xmas and buying ski gear and multiple ski outfits that they will never wear in south of France. (Not like the live somewhere cold to get use out of any of it) So it’s unnecessary spending if they can’t afford countertops or pay his sub contractors and bills.

Now..: Multiple vlogs with Fern down and homesick. Just watched his video… no wonder. She’s depressed about another failed business and they are living in a very expensive area with an unfinished apartment. The debt must be insane. Maybe they should work where they can locally part time, finish this apartment to SELL and face reality of working real jobs and living in their means. He’s into fitness l… be a trainer to earn extra and she needs to just plain get some work if the need money. Ironing and potting plants every day and vlogging ain’t gonna get them then out of this hole. She needs to do more. Maybe also move home… I have to think it’s less expensive.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Taking your kids to look at Trump’s house.

You can just tell she has no idea about whats going on in the world , her saying Trump is probably in there sunbathing now !

Err no I think you will find luv he has been in court day after day , possibly facing jail time , whilst also sleeping and farting there !

The constant going on about good stuff and inflammation and sugar is so bloody boring , the kids look fed up and really don't want to be filmed and looked embarrassed at her shouting out in the convertible ,why does she bother for so few YT views ?

Is it school holidays in France ?

 

[Anicecuppa]

The filler bumps on her face were really visible during the last day in Villa Marhgerita vlog

 

[Libbub]

Is she still banging on about eating the good stuff and supplements whilst constantly using a beautifying filter?

I hardly watch her anymore because she is so fake now and Ryan is an expert on everything!!

Yeah nothing has changed there. Occasionally she'll forget and leave the filter off and we see reality.
Not only is she taking supplements now but she's worried about people walking germs into the flat, she read it online somewhere, so everyone including guests are going to have to remove their shoes at the door and put on Amazon single use slippers which she has bought in bulk. Ryan didn't get the memo and walked in and out freely and even dragged a dirty old dusty box into the living room/kitchen/dining room. The dogs can still use the floor as their toilet. Make it make sense. Smelly old trainers and shoes left right at the front door for all to see. It's akin to people who have a front porch and it stinks cos they leave all their damp coats and shoes in it.

But she did hang a single pot plant and we're all supposed to give a round of applause for her design abilities. Kelly Hoppen watch out. Fernibops is after your job.

She obviously has far too much time on her hands.

 

[Libbub]

I definitely do think something is going on with him either stress related or physical health. something was mentioned other week about breathing in things through work, I don’t know if anyone else catched pickec up on it? hopefully he’s not Sick.

I don't think he's sick tbh I follow him and he's recently been posting himself doing some hard-core running early in the mornings. He's massively into his fitness, I think he might be training for the triathlon again.
No if he looks ill it's probably the weight of running a business which if some posters on here are correct is in some difficulty, and having a wife that likes the high life. I mean God alone knows how much Fern spends a month on herself, beauty, hair, lunches out with the girls, supplements. Then theres what she spends on Nancy. And didn't the recent vlog just say they spend £300 a week on grocery shopping. No wonder he looks ill.

 

[Lady Lindy]

I really like Fern. I love her style and interior design so I'm really looking forward to seeing what they buy next and how they rennovate it. I like Ryan too and his work ethic, they deserve everything they have as they are self made, disciplined and work hard as, a team. As others have also noted my only slight concern is the effect that the good/bad food obsession might have on the kids. I understand her reasons re pain and anti-inflammatory food but she needs to be careful. My friends adult daughter is in and out of hospital with anorexia, and it's heart breaking to watch. I also wish she hadn't had the lip tattoo. She is so beautiful and didn't need to do that. It was quite alarming. I also wish she would go to French lessons. I moved to Spain 5 years ago and have learned the language. It really enriches the whole experience and would benefit her kids too

 

[All new to me]

Love Fernibops has a thread now . I switch between really liking her and being not too sure !

 

[MommyThai345]

I am cleaning up my laptop and came across these, way back when Fern had a Twitter account - she may still have a Twitter (or X account) but I don't, so I can't go back and see what she wrote.

I'll park these here before I delete them from my laptop. Beyond words......

In Ibiza:

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In Mexico:

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In Mexico:

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Ibiza:

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A couple more, not sure where these were taken.

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She wouldn't look out of place in my Big Fat Gypsy Wedding would she on these photos?

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Did anyone else notice that she must have had some more ‘tweakments’ when they were in the UK ? Her lips look more inflated than ever and I could a see lumps under the skin on her cheeks.

 

[Libbub]

What's the betting that Rachel is married to some old (but rich) creep? I'm not getting bad vibes off her though, she seems ok to me.

Looking forward to seeing what awful z-lister things Fern goes to next with her!

No she's divorced. She did a Q&A a while back. Not sure if they're still there but if you scroll back through her feed there were pictures of her wedding. Didn't last long as far as I could make out. He wasn't an older man, and when I looked him up it looks like he's moved on.
Don't know if she's got a boyfriend now.

 

[Sabbie]

I am really torn about her. She really annoys me that she cannot speak French after this long living there. That’s just unforgivable and a total embarrassment. I hate it when she talks about “naughty food” or weight issues in front of her kids, especially her daughter for obvious reasons. She’s trashy as hell when she gets back home or with her friends. She’d be a lot more enjoyable if she wasn’t so utterly obsessed with what she looks like.

But on the other hand she clearly puts thought into her content. I like it when she she shares her meal ideas as the food always looks good. Moving to France has obviously been a great thing for their kids and they seem to be flourishing at school which would have never happened back home. She seems to have a good heart and clearly loves her kids to death. I mean, we all do, but YKWIM.

There is something weird about the moving, etc. Some people think they never even owned that villa before. And yes, moving into that creepy rental is so out of character. My theory is they are having to cut their costs and are saving up to build somewhere if they can find a plot…or who knows. The husband acts like an arse, but I would not say no to someone who can do everything around the house.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

I've just found court documents relating to Ryan redressement judiciare in France. As of 2023 his French business was already into over 300k of debt that he was unable to pay back. Over 200k of Covid fund relief and multiple loans, overdrafts etc. Can I remind you that his English business was going into liquidation at the same time for over 400k of liabilities.

THESE PEOPLE NEED TO BE STOPPED, THEIR FAKE LIVES AND GRIFTING HAVE TO END.

here is the court document.

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I have often wondered why she bothers with YT as her views are rubbish and will be paying her peanuts especially with how intrusive it was in the kids lives etc I used to think it well maybe it is like a hobby for a rich businessman's wife and thats all it is

But maybe it was all for the facade of that image to promote how successful Ryan was and to move in the right circles to pick up contracts etc .
Otherwise they would have been plain Ryan and Fern from Doncaster not Ryan and his YT Influencer wife Fern !

Or maybe she is just a narc that loves herself too much !

 

[Libbub]

I disagree. She's now living permanently in France. She SHOULD learn the language. She's made zero effort on that front. I mean only the other day she pointed out that she hadn't had her nails done since moving to France as she couldn't tell the nail tech what she wanted.
Agreed they only seem to mix with other ex pats. Shame really.
French women generally have an understated classiness about them.