Ferne McCann - TOWIE/First time mum.

[Keep Smiling]

Ironic that she’s standing outside Amazonico when she looks like belongs in the jungle

Some weird Disney jungle

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Wtf is she wearing in the desert!! bleeping cowboy boots

 

[Its_Me]

This trip to Dubai has just been one big fashion disaster

 

[Mejustme]

This trip to Dubai has just been one big fashion disaster

It looks like she has taken a photographer along as well to capture it

 

[Drea1984]

Poor old Ferne. Rarely gets it right.
Can’t seem to find a fella either. Extremely demanding and high maintenance I reckon.

 

[tippingpoint]

It pains me that the “jeans and a nice top” days seem to have disappeared for a lot of people

 

[Summernights]

I know this has been discussed already but I am just watching the episode with the slime / hair and I’m sorry but it’s just cruel and so hard to watch. She was told she could have the slime for staying in her bed, which she did. Did her hair really need to be put up, ferne ruined what could have been a lovely morning play time between them with the slime. And how confusing for Sunday. It’s heartbreaking to watch

 

[Summernights]

I am just so shocked. Filming this poor little girls tantrums, at one point she’s so distressed she’s pulling her own hair. Why doesn’t Ferne give Sunday a bleeping break

 

[Paige7]

Could those bikini bottoms be any smaller!!

 

[Devondoll]

Shes another dick who can't safety buckle her child into her carseat.

 

[ela87]

Who minds the poor child when she's partying off her head around Dubai every night?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Who minds the poor child when she's partying off her head around Dubai every night?

Not sure if porta potty parties have crèche facilities

 

[ela87]

Not sure if porta potty parties have crèche facilities

Indeed. Is there anything pointing that this is what she's up to? If so it's beyond grim for the sake of keeping up appearances. Leave the poor child in England...makes me shudder if true.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Indeed. Is there anything pointing that this is what she's up to? If so it's beyond grim for the sake of keeping up appearances. Leave the poor child in England...makes me shudder if true.

I don’t know. It’s always implied whenever a love islander etc is there but I don’t know what actually goes on there

 

[ela87]

I don’t know. It’s always implied whenever a love islander etc is there but I don’t know what actually goes on there

Wouldnt surprise me to be fair as difficult to see how these lot could afford it.

 

[RDay]

The clothes they parade around in too. I know Dubai is relaxed but it is a Muslim country. Most of them dress like hookers

 

[Summernights]

Not sure if porta potty parties have crèche facilities

What is a porta potty party? Am I being stupid

 

[Twopenniesworth]

What is a porta potty party? Am I being stupid

Google it and go down a rabbit hole. It’s grim

 

[Keep Smiling]

Google it and go down a rabbit hole. It’s grim

Oh I’m intrigued but scared.

 

[Raydog]

Who minds the poor child when she's partying off her head around Dubai every night?

One of her Herbalife sellers has been offered a 2 week trip with her plus £1k to watch the little girl !!! She doesn’t know her how awful is that ! I’m sure she is into escorting etc and may be on the lookout for new girls