Yes! He sure would!
You did not stick to your 1200 calorie a day diet, Tinkerhog.
![Index pointing up: medium-light skin tone :point_up_tone2: ☝🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/261d-1f3fc.png)
![Thumbs down: medium-light skin tone :thumbsdown_tone2: 👎🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44e-1f3fc.png)
![Index pointing up: medium-light skin tone :point_up_tone2: ☝🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/261d-1f3fc.png)
My most favorite was when he had to tell a 500 lb lady that she was NOT malnourished.
![Cat face with tears of joy :joy_cat: 😹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f639.png)
If the planets align, and this comes to fruition...
![Cat face with tears of joy :joy_cat: 😹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f639.png)
OH MY STARS! I am watching all of it. Imagine the screenshot opportunities! Her laying in bed telling her sad story while Moobs makes his third run to McDonalds. He returns and lifts, cleanses and powders all the rolls. Then Pig will announce it is time for dinner. Next scene, Moobs has sold the RV to put a down payment on a box truck with a lift gate. He backs into the manor. Beep beep beep... The fire department comes and removes the double doors leading out to the pool along with a section of wall so EMS can drag her and her mattress out and onto the lift gate of Moobs new ride.
![Smiling face with horns :smiling_imp: 😈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f608.png)
I will stop here..
![Cat face with tears of joy :joy_cat: 😹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f639.png)