Hmm.. thats interesting. I was thinking thats why the sister/Crystal was back in town. Maybe Asshat is teaching Crystal how to be a YOUTUBER.. and the fine art of scamming.
My guess is that the Maassives have been secretly planning a huge birthday blowout for Abbie since her birthday is tomorrow and they invited everyone to come to come down to Florida.
Abbie is supporting all of them....except of course her older sister.
Nah she does that too. Where do you think Ass gets his child support money
Great thread title from your always funny, but true post: βThe furry mammals of moldy manorβ. Well said as always!Pig Free Vlog! Say What?Comparatively speaking, I love a vlog that doesn't have her mouth breathing, slack jawed face babbling mindlessly in it.
I realize Hogaiah is there to help, but vlogs like these do make me question what exactly Pig contributes, especially emotionally, that positively effects her family.
Moobs says, Dad Mode. Pizza. Like that is not a common theme when the beast is home!
As said here before, Abbie is happier without her around. They all seem to be more relaxed. Abbie even seemed more confident...that may not be the right thing I am trying to say..Anyways, it is a noticeable difference, to me at least.
ASS talks a whole bunch, no doubt. He is a douche..and so is Hogboy. I do take my hat off to him though, because he does handle the household and Abbie fairly well. Pig can barely handle Sweet Girl with everyone home! That is when she actually tries!
Oh! Mavericks side eye cracked me up! Ithe furry mammals of Moldy Manor.
Oh and another thing...the convos about Hogaiah in the future....He may very well turn out to out to be a humble, generous and kind young man. He also may turn out to be a complete dick. Thing is..no one really knows for sure. All we do know is present day, and what we have seen up until now. Real time stuff. And as of today..he is a punk ass.
How about 'canteen purse' instead of straw purse. Thats like the water canteens in the old days, lol.Thread Suggestion:
New dress for P & a straw purse, all to hide her flowy girth.
I LOVE the idea!
Canteen purse makes more sense. If by chance my suggestion is chosen, I am sure @Kermy will make the change for us when she creates the new thread. 
Thanks Sweets!
It's canteen shaped, but it's a straw purse. Meowzer is right. It's a stupid looking purse. But somehow it works with the dress.
Just remind meI LOVE the idea!
You hear ASSa say Sweet girl stays in the pool for hours? Ummmmmhmmmm!
That is the purse!It's canteen shaped, but it's a straw purse. Meowzer is right. It's a stupid looking purse. But somehow it works with the dress.
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Why she would carry such a ridiculous looking itty bitty picnic basket around, propped up on her gunt rolls is beyond me!
Reminds me of a basket they kept fish stocked in when Shamu performed for treats at Sea World....not to be mistaken with Selfie WRLD!
She cant get out.I LOVE the idea!
You hear ASSa say Sweet girl stays in the pool for hours? Ummmmmhmmmm!
What The...I, too, was a teen mom. Married at 18, and had a baby at 19. We had an apartment, paid all of our bills on time, were good parents, etc. And...I am 63 and my hubby and I are still happily married! So, I donβt agree that Isaiah gets a free pass because heβs young. His βjobβ on YouTube will look pretty silly on a corporate job application some day.
Maverick was so cute with that "side eye" ... they were acting like they didn't want to go with him.
