Fathering Autism #83 A tiki bar and “all the things” A maassive hammock held up by string

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Comment on a pic of Isaiah and P....I really should be ashamed but


And where the heck is Paige? She didn’t take Isaiah home at Easter when he was all alone. And tonight no sign of her when I and his friends were hanging out in the hotel lobby with A& P (laaaaaammmmeeeee)

I am not surprised. I like Paige. I think she is as cute as can be, but she just does not hold a flame to Sweet Baby Taj! #TEAMTAJ

This was her first time using the new oven. Most people with t-rex arms and the ability to use their brain for thinking thoughts would have chosen a side hinged oven door. You know, so they can actually reach the racks? But not this thilly Pig!

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I guess she figured leftover pizza boxes and Zaxby containers would not be so difficult to reach. She only planned on “cooking” for the camera.

I’ll pass on that question....anyone? Lol

Sweet Jesus.. Yea..hard pass too, but I myself have wondered....?

 

[bready]

I've always thought it was strange because as you said, they did it like THE moment he was gone. Yes, parents tend to redecorate or repurpose rooms when their kids move out. But usually it's after a significant amount of time has passed and also when you know that your kid won't be coming back home anytime soon, if at all.

Princess P was crying and inconsolable that he was going away to school but yet at the same time, in her "grief", got right to work redoing his room immediately.

She really could not stand having a single room in that house that didn't match her Pinterest Southern Living MLM Bawse Babe Dumpster Behind A Home Goods aesthetic. It was probably the one time she actually liked Abbie better than Isaiah...because Abbie couldn't voice any preferences and therefore Priscilla got the teen girl room makeover of her dreams.

 

[Notlistening]

I've always thought it was strange because as you said, they did it like THE moment he was gone. Yes, parents tend to redecorate or repurpose rooms when their kids move out. But usually it's after a significant amount of time has passed and also when you know that your kid won't be coming back home anytime soon, if at all.

Princess P was crying and inconsolable that he was going away to school but yet at the same time, in her "grief", got right to work redoing his room immediately.

Yeah, I thought this. Kids come home from uni in the holidays all the time. I didn't touch my daughter's room until she'd finished uni, got a job and moved out properly. Now I've moved into it because it's quieter but she still comes to stay and sleeps in it and I go back into my old room

 

[Pink Marshmallow]

She really could not stand having a single room in that house that didn't match her Pinterest Southern Living MLM Bawse Babe Dumpster Behind A Home Goods aesthetic. It was probably the one time she actually liked Abbie better than Isaiah...because Abbie couldn't voice any preferences and therefore Priscilla got the teen girl room makeover of her dreams.

lol @ Dumpster behind a home goods...

I still remember Asswipe saying that they were changing Abbie's room because every time P walked by it, it made her 'sad'.
It's all about what P wants. P responded to comments that Abbie would most likely get more enjoyment out a younger type of room with lots of toys and sensory stuff. That it doesn't mean anything to her to have the stereotypical teen girl room. Cilla's response to that? "Just because it doesn't mean anything to her doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to have a nice room!"
Ummm..... ok..?? Trying to make it sound like WE are the ones being 'mean' to Abbie and implying she doesn't deserve a room upgrade just because of her disabilities.
Anything to try to deflect from the fact that P was making the room look how SHE wanted. Not doing anything that would actually have made Abbie happier.

 

[SCCOct66]

lol @ Dumpster behind a home goods...

I still remember Asswipe saying that they were changing Abbie's room because every time P walked by it, it made her 'sad'.
It's all about what P wants. P responded to comments that Abbie would most likely get more enjoyment out a younger type of room with lots of toys and sensory stuff. That it doesn't mean anything to her to have the stereotypical teen girl room. Cilla's response to that? "Just because it doesn't mean anything to her doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to have a nice room!"
Ummm..... ok..?? Trying to make it sound like WE are the ones being 'mean' to Abbie and implying she doesn't deserve a room upgrade just because of her disabilities.
Anything to try to deflect from the fact that P was making the room look how SHE wanted. Not doing anything that would actually have made Abbie happier.

She gave Abbie the smallest bedroom, with just a bed and a couch crammed in it. If she gave a tit about Abbie having a good room, she would move her to Isaiah's and he can sleep in the smaller one when he's home. Here's a thought - Summer moves out and finds her own place to live like any 22 or 23 year old should WANT to do, and let Isaiah stay in the pool house when he's home.

 

[Notlistening]

She gave Abbie the smallest bedroom, with just a bed and a couch crammed in it. If she gave a tit about Abbie having a good room, she would move her to Isaiah's and he can sleep in the smaller one when he's home. Here's a thought - Summer moves out and finds her own place to live like any 22 or 23 year old should WANT to do, and let Isaiah stay in the pool house when he's home.

But then they wouldn't have Summer on hand for "respite" whenever they want her, which has proved much more useful to them

 

[SCCOct66]

But then they wouldn't have Summer on hand for "respite" whenever they want her, which has proved much more useful to them

Poor simpleton, Summer....

 

[Notlistening]

Poor simpleton, Summer....

I don't think she's a simpleton

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Let me know, as I just love a challenge. Private investigator is a job I would actually like. Exposing Liars is up for the job.

So..once upon a time I was a PI..for about 4-5 years. Pay was AMAZING, but lots and lots of sitting and just when you think your day is done, those fools start stirring..and then it is straight adrenaline. The Maassives would be the easiest people on earth to follow and track! Take away the obvious info given on social media. I would have given my left hoof to follow a caravan of scooters, electric bikes, cameras on selfie poles and a honking electric cart with a hard leaning slant to the right where Tinkerhog resides. Plus, they are all so self absorbed..Making everything about them..that they would never even notice they were being followed.
Can you imagine the follow up report?
11:27 PM. Subject , Pig Maassive, exited the Moldy Plantation on foot. Subject stumbled towards the electric cart in the driveway. Subject stopped to catch her breath and finished off her margarita.
11:55 PM Subject finally loaded herself into the cart and exited the driveway.
Eeeehhhh...
You know where I am going with this...
Liquor store, Zaxby’s and Dreamette ...

 

[Gina]

With Isaiah’s toe broken now not only does he look like P (also a lot of A too) but now he even walks like her. So he didn’t want to answer the question about his GPA. I’m sure if it was high he would have shouted it out. Bet it was in the 2’s.
I wonder how much studying he does and if he will last at college? Maybe Golden Boy is not so Golden. A after finding out that Isaiah was fine with just a broken toe, probably told him that this video will get a lot of views and makes for a really great clickbait title. Isaiah said he was going home for the summer, which is a really bad decision. I thought he said he was going to travel with friends and didn’t A say something about a condo in Boone? .
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I’m thinking maybe the group he hangs out with is getting a condo together. So it actually isn’t his per say. Maybe just a rental with a bunch of friends. I guess we will see. I think if they bought one why didn’t they stay there instead of the hotel( unless they haven’t closed yet) . I couldn’t stand his vlog it was just the same thing over and over How many different ways can he tell us he’s happy he did it even though he broke his toe? I love how he had to call his daddy for a broken toe. This family is getting shittier and shittier.

 

[convert70]

r.c

Hey Crystal! Look at us. We work on Abbies signing ALL the time. The Hogs have officially said screw ANY diet, as noted by Pigs trough loaded with a couple 123 bites, her “small” piece of pie and copious amounts of alcohol. There have never been more vegetables in that Moldy sty than there has been this past week. Wait for the lack of communication and behavior fallout as Abbie goes back on her, Sugar, Zaxbys, Chic fi La and Mio diet, because that tit is coming. Tinkerhoss is never going to feed Abbie any differently, because that is her excuse to eat it too! All about HER!
They need to keep this witch out of the kitchen while people are REALLY cooking,
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Does anyone know if Crystal actually set up a YouTube channel and what it is?

 

[SCCOct66]

r.c

Does anyone know if Crystal actually set up a YouTube channel and what it is?

"Crystal Maass" Nothing really there yet, but she did set it up.

I don't think she's a simpleton

That's cool. To me, she seems like a very young girl - like an early teen. And the Maasses have used and manipulated her because of it.

 

[Lizaable90]

r.c

Does anyone know if Crystal actually set up a YouTube channel and what it is?

Apparently she just left her job too, on April 12 as a chief mate... A job she had for 14 years.. She stated she was going to make a big announcement on what was to come but has yet to post it on her personal FB.
I just don’t get how people think that this is a sustainable job. I have children that want to make channels and I have set rules (one being that they are adults) and even then, it will not be their full time job but an afternoon/evening hobby...

 

[Notlistening]

"Crystal Maass" Nothing really there yet, but she did set it up.


That's cool. To me, she seems like a very young girl - like an early teen. And the Maasses have used and manipulated her because of it.

Definitely, but that doesn't make her a "simpleton". She was manipulated from an early age by them. Clever people can be manipulated, I read an article only today about a highly intelligent university professor who was scammed. It happens. Summer does come across immature for her age. My daughter is. She's the same age as Summer but acts as though she's a teen sometimes. She lost some of her teen years due to trauma and regressed. Again, it happens, we're all different and mature at different ages and that's ok. I can look at my daughter and think "I had my own business, a house and a child at your age" but that's me and my life, not hers. She can be naive and gullable but it doesn't make her any less intelligent, she's actually extremely bright and got a scholarship for her uni. I think Summer could be very similar. Unfortunately intelligence isn't the same as common sense but I'm hoping that comes with my daughter

 

[convert70]

I literally swear that A reads here. A couple or three threads back I talked about having a Red-eared slider turtle that was my son’s pet for 25 years until we finally took her to a sanctuary. I said they should take it to a lake and let it go so he/she can bask in the Florida sunshine. At least I finally have to give A credit for doing something right for one of their pets. They need to put a little Yellow Submarine in there to match P’s look of the day.
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Looks like A is still trying hard to get that Dunkin Donut sponsorship. Placement is everything!!!
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So Crystal saw what they have from exploiting Abbie so now she started a YouTube channel so they can exploit their underage children too. At least her cooking recipes will be so much better and healthier then the crap P prepares. Once again another large meal , but at least healthy. P is in hog heaven lately stuffing her pie hole. I wonder if A told Crystal that he’s sure his leghumper subscribers will rush to subscribe to her channel just like they did for many others (Isaiah, P, Dummer and Kaitlyn etc. etc.
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I like a glass of wine with a meal too, but how much do these people drink? I see five bottles in this photo. Certainly a lot of adult beverage drinking at the Massive’s house.
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P really has a few screws lose. She has the temperature at 69 degrees (interesting number, Ok I’ll get my mind out of the gutter) then dresses with what it looks to me like leg warmers and a sweatshirt and with her blubber she should even be able to to go nude ( ok scratch that thought). What a waste of electricity, but then again it just Abbie’s money . The kids however are in tank tops. I know it’s a Florida thing as I actually lived there for 3 years, but why do they have to have every place you go into like a freezer?
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P hold tight onto that food.. Just another chow down at Mold Mansion.
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Don't remember which vlog showed Asa removing the fake lily pads from Squirts pond calling them "stupid"....he nailed that right. And, they do need some type of netting over the pond to keep Squirt in and predators out. I hope they remember to feed him!

 

[Pink Marshmallow]

Apparently she just left her job too, on April 12 as a chief mate... A job she had for 14 years.. She stated she was going to make a big announcement on what was to come but has yet to post it on her personal FB.
I just don’t get how people think that this is a sustainable job. I have children that want to make channels and I have set rules (one being that they are adults) and even then, it will not be their full time job but an afternoon/evening hobby...

I thought Asshat said that she left that job to spend more time with her family and that she was in real estate now. That the YT channel is mainly going to be used to try to grow her business, grow her online media presence and get more engagement/interaction for her real estate job?
I didn't get the impression that Crystal will be vlogging as her main source of income or anything like that.

But you're right on the point that YT'ing is not a long term sustainable job.

 

[BeachFam!]

Omar must have branched out into the swimsuit business.

There is no way Shein will pick that Pic. A 16$ suit in no way has the support needed for someone that big. I've lost a whole person and had skin removed from several parts of my body and I always needed and wanted a sturdy suit pre weight lost and post weight loss. That must be her lounging/drinking by the pool suit. No laps done in that frock!

 

[Lizaable90]

I thought Asshat said that she left that job to spend more time with her family and that she was in real estate now. That the YT channel is mainly going to be used to try to grow her business, grow her online media presence and get more engagement/interaction for her real estate job?
I didn't get the impression that Crystal will be vlogging as her main source of income or anything like that.

But you're right on the point that YT'ing is not a long term sustainable job.

I have no idea. I was just taking off what she posted on her FB account. I haven’t been able to catch up with the last few vlogs and am behind in watching them. I really hope real estate is her new job and not just YT..

 

[BeachFam!]

I did not say that to be rude. The severe rocking can cause the brain to be injured...severely, especially if she should hit her head on something. Not to be rude but think of what jell-o or liquid does in a sealed bowl if you shake it violently... it kind of simulates what the brain does in the skull and can cause brain injury...contusions (bruising), lacerations, bleeding, concussions, etc...
I was not trying to be rude by any means. Sorry if it came off that way.
I am not a brain specialist but did learn a bit while taking EMT classes about how brain injuries can occur.

Don't apologize. This is why we are here. To express our opinions without criticism. You weren't wrong!

 

[Comesitbyme]

So..once upon a time I was a PI..for about 4-5 years. Pay was AMAZING, but lots and lots of sitting and just when you think your day is done, those fools start stirring..and then it is straight adrenaline. The Maassives would be the easiest people on earth to follow and track! Take away the obvious info given on social media. I would have given my left hoof to follow a caravan of scooters, electric bikes, cameras on selfie poles and a honking electric cart with a hard leaning slant to the right where Tinkerhog resides. Plus, they are all so self absorbed..Making everything about them..that they would never even notice they were being followed.
Can you imagine the follow up report?
11:27 PM. Subject , Pig Maassive, exited the Moldy Plantation on foot. Subject stumbled towards the electric cart in the driveway. Subject stopped to catch her breath and finished off her margarita.
11:55 PM Subject finally loaded herself into the cart and exited the driveway.
Eeeehhhh...
You know where I am going with this...
Liquor store, Zaxby’s and Dreamette ...

I had to carefully put my still warm cup of decaf coffee down before finishing reading this. Because I don’t want it spewing all over my cell phone. I’d totally love reading your report on the Massfits if you decide to get your old PI job back. Lots more entertaining than their stupid boring vlogs. Asswipe droning on and on because he loves the sound of his voice is like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard. What do you think the kids at his grade school and high school called him?