Screenshots and Sarcasm: Cilly ain't crafty edition
No way she filmed this sober. She tried to play off crying over this stupid Pinterest idea. Of course it is going to Abbie's classmates. At least I didn't see her rub her nose, adjust her pants and pull down her shirt, or tuck her hair behind her ears. Wouldn't you want to look your best for these videos? It is almost like this was an after thought of "oh shit! I need a vlog! Quick, run to Pinterest."
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Look who went shopping at Target! I almost wonder if this was a product placement in hopes to gain a sponsorship. Target has zero interest in parenting with someone who can't craft or cook. Move along Cilly.
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This would be her first mistake! She isn't using a piping bag. No wonder this was a fail. She tried squeezing a round peg in a square hole.
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Hey Cilly! That cheap plastic bag under your hot glue gun is going to do NOTHING to protect your fancy schmancy, must have quartz countertop. Hot glue will melt said bag.
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So much concentration. You are an asshole for posting this vlog of her Ass..How does no one see what we see? This top is doing your lack of a figure any good.
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No wonder you burned yourself! Why are you using a hot glue gun? They sell scrapbook adhesive dots that work as well as Krazy glue! Also, why not use tweezers to hold the googly eyes if you insist on using your glue gun? Did the bags melt from the hot glue?? Here is your chocolate candy with a side of glue!! Quit your day job Cilly.
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What the f*ck? It looks like a poop emoji with googly eyes and a red "something." Kind of fitting considering....
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Guys, I would bet she is actually wearing Spanx under this shirt. Her FUPA is too smooth. If only we could have seen her back to spy back cleavage. Good lord this shirts is a hundred ways wrong. She neckline has been pulled out of shape (much like her Jaguars shirt she wears every week.) The cap sleeves only emphasize the size of her arms.
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Oh look! It is a family of poop emojis! What happened to the eyes on the left? Maybe she could package these as reindeer poop.
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Why Ass! Why subject us to her creepy claws? At least she used a measuring cup instead of her claws to add the unwrapped mish-mosh of chocolate candy.
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Of course we knew this was coming. I giggled when it did. Is it really a true craft project without some mishap like a glitter explosion, glue gun burns and tears?
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So much concentration while using her T-rex arms to put Itty bitty googly eyes on a small bag of chocolate.
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Medicated? Drunk? Both? Why did you post this Cilly? Why would you let her post this Ass? The lack of content across your platforms, not to mention the shitty edited vlogs is astounding.
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Cilly, just eat the candy. Don't give those kids poop emojis. Ass, yours are not so great either. Thank goodness Abbie wasn't around. She would have eaten as much as she could have grabbed.
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