We should all make a list of things that annoy us about the Maassives’ family vlogging. At the top of my list is having to look at close-ups of that fat Ass Asa Maass blabbering crap the entire vlog. Looking at the Elf is actually a relief and certainly easier on the eyes than those slobs. More elf less Ass I say!
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His constant “y’know” drives me nuts. She constantly says “like”.
Things that annoy me most:
When Asa puts on his "teaching" voice and explains something to us like we're 5 and he's an expert.
Cilla giggling.
When cilla calls abbie "ma'am".
When they film themselves eating so all misophonia sufferers can "enjoy" the moment.
When Asa puts on his "teaching" voice and explains something to us like we're 5 and he's an expert.
Cilla giggling.
When cilla calls abbie "ma'am".
When they film themselves eating so all misophonia sufferers can "enjoy" the moment.
Right? And when he “teaches”…. 90% of the time he is lying/gaslighting and the other 10% he is spewing crap that isn’t correct. He pretends to be a knowledgeable person but again, that’s just not true. He has never been to college, or taken courses, or gotten qualified. He is no expert on anything, not even his own daughter and her autism. That last vlog was heart breaking to watch Ass ignore his daughter when she is signing needing to go to the bathroom. Then he makes her do something before she can go to the bathroom . (Fold a chair) His hell should be that he can’t talk and no one lets him go to the bathroom or eat without being harassed and filmed constantly. And also that he is diapered and just allowed to sit in his own filth because no one feels like taking him to the bathroom or ignores him all day. That’s what he and Pig deserve. It’s been brought up here before that Ass and Pig don’t even sign back to her, reinforce her learning at the clinic/school/program. And clearly she is signing to go to the bathroom and they ignore it. No wonder she regresses quickly. The names we call them: Ass and Pig (at least I do) are quite fitting. Although insulting to a real pig. They really are morons and I have a lot of sympathy for Abbie left in their care.
If there was a trust with $$ in it for her, the investigator (?) for would have that record, from looking into her finances. But if there is another trust...say they put the house, or the other property in a trust for her (a really good way to transfer inheritance easily and without being inheritance taxed so much) that would be public record in our State, Fl. I don't think monetary trusts are public records, but don't hold me to that.I thought they said they had a trust set up for Abbie? Don't tell me they lied.
So check their properties/names -maybe a trust will pop up on a property.
If she has any savings or trust with $$ in it, I'd be very shocked...also happy for the poor child.
When they say "trust," I wonder if they just mean their life insurance will be deposited into a trust for her and I. If that's what they are counting on for her life long care....then need a plan B, because the Life Insurance company is going to try to find a loophole on a large payout like that considering their situation. Side note....for as unhealthy as they are, and their policies so large...I wonder how much they pay in yearly for Life Insurance. And if it's some type of universal, whole, term. Guess we'll never know.
BEB.....I FrEaKiNg can't stand when/how he says Beb!!!!!!!
Piggy calling people and animals "ma'am and sir".
Piggy calling people and animals "ma'am and sir".
OH MY STARS!
The gunt shot right off the bat. I had no idea what I was in store for when I hit play.
LOL!
You are what you eat.
So much cheese.
Somebody likes a tipple.
You should both be wearing signs that say “HAZARDOUS WASTE”.
Thank you for making my day @MizBeaverhausen
And P made the statement that when they pass, all their money will “go to Abbie and only Abbie”. I was horrified to hear those words. Nothing for Isaiah. I suspect they have some tie-in that binds him to perpetual care for his sister. Maybe he can access the trust for his support as long as he cares for her. Spoiled little underdeveloped twerp that he is, he really has been set up for a life of unending duty.
I'm so happy that you enjoyed it!!! You Are What You Eat was one of my favourite shows to watch!! For those new to the show, Gillian used to start the show demonstrating how much weight they were carrying in very clever ways. She once used a body bag for an overweight policeman. In the early days, they would have to poop into a clear container and she would examine and comment on the amount and consistency. After the first season or so, they stopped with the clear containerOH MY STARS!
The gunt shot right off the bat. I had no idea what I was in store for when I hit play.
LOL!
You are what you eat.
So much cheese.
Somebody likes a tipple.
You should both be wearing signs that say “HAZARDOUS WASTE”.
Thank you for making my day @MizBeaverhausen
What I absolutely hate is when Twatty smacks her lips when she does her unprofessional and unprepared Slimelife lives. The noise gets on my last nerve and I hate how unprepared she ALWAYS is. Her Both Babe cosplay would be laughable if it wasn't so disturbing that she is conning vulnerable people of their much needed money. I also get anxiety when I watch her dip her filthy hooves into her salt box. The way that her fingers flail about independently of each other is so disturbing to watch. The snout rubbing, well, that's a given. I despise how Tubby never takes his filthy hat off when he is at the dinner table. I'd hate his absolute arrogance of being an expert in everything if his lack of self awareness wasn't so entertaining to watch. This is a grown man who believes that taking home movies is a damn career. You know how they obnoxiously chant DUUUUVVAAAAAALLLL? Well, Tubby, you're Tattle Family likes to chant LOOOOOOOSSEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR whilst watching your vlog.
Someone in the comments asked why they always have so much laundry. Valid question. Two grown adults that don’t work and one that works part time. They are just lazy pieces of tit. Imagine having a wreath on every single cabinet while also having that much laundry piled up. Priorities don’t exist for them, only fake bs.
From all they've spewed the so called "TRUST" is their life insurance policy. Abbie isn't set up at all, and this WILL all backfire.
Being married to Pig Cilla is gotta be like being married to the Michelin Man
I imagine any trust or savings that was put away for Abbie is the 1st thing to get tapped when Piggy needs to retank and buy products at the end of the month.
You nailed it!!! He doesn’t want to work. He’s tried to get his lame ass channel relevant again and it’s all slipping away because he’s an untalented, ego maniac.
“This is a grown man who believes that taking home movies is a damn career.”
“This is a grown man who believes that taking home movies is a damn career.”
Annoying as hell:
1) Pig’s head tilt and open mouth in every one of her pics!
2) The sick obsessive relationship she has with her Golden Boy.
3) The fact that she can’t go for 1 minute without her phone in hand. I’d like to toss it into the pool!
@Lizzable. Thank you so much for all your legal updates. Do we know the dollar amount of the settlement that Fat Boy didnt agree to and how much they might have to pay if they lose in Court?
I dislike: Prissass's little girl lisping voice, her laughter, her stupidity. Asswipes, greasy little weiner self and the ways he jerks the camera around, the way he spews word vomit to the camera. Babywipes, as annoying as he is I mostly dislike the life he's stuck with and the way his mother coddles him and his father shoots him down. Abs, I dislike that she didn't get a better chance of being herself and her birthers exploitation of her.
I hate when Asshat calls Pig "BEB"
When Pig says she is "Working her Business", "Living her best life"...and all the other standard MLM scam phrases
When they talk for Abbie... "Hi Brother"...etc
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