Fathering Autism #169 Off gallivanting living the life fat little tubby and his porcine wife

[lotsofluck]

They ain’t doing shit. Except lying their asses off. Ass’s main job is to monitor comments, delete the less worshipful ones, play video games, and porn surf. Pig’s job is to drive herself to get ice cream, try and sell makeup to the less fortunate and clean her nether regions. Someone has to change diapers.
The trouble is….they both lie so much, it’s hard to believe a word that comes out of their okra holes. I imagine the people that know them well have found that to be true. Doubt if they only lie on all of their social media sites. I guarantee they lied big time to that program, school, clinic, facility, whatever it’s called as to Abbie’s abilities and progress. Hell, we’ve heard Ass ourselves tell us what he told them. He’s too stupid to know it doesn’t do anyone any favors to lie. Even those poor slobs at the clinic. When they find out the truth about Abbie, what do you think they must think of Ass? A liar and con man. Yep, finally got that right. Welcome to the Tattlesphere.

Oops, sorry @Noir Fan, I thought you meant the Maasives have their work cut out for them. You meant the clinic, program, school. That’s what I get for not drinking my coffee first before commenting. ‍

 

[Sweetums]

new video

Pig is so happy whenever she can get rid of Abs.

 

[MaidenX]

As of right now,

Yestedays 2 videos (combined) made roughly 530 on facebook.

Same video on YouTube about 450.

They have way more views on facebook, and they can post the "reformated" video to get more on the same video.

This is just monetized video pay... nothing else included like stars, donations, sponsors, affiliate links, subscriptions, etc. So even though youtube pays better through their monetized video program they are actually making more through facebook.

The two.videos of FB have 61k views versus 25k on youtube (when I looked to attempt mathing )

 

[cucumber]

When this is the best a slimming filter can do, you’ve got trouble!

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In that 1st pic...is that Pigs arm or side boob?

 

[sparkle&glitter1]

Thread Idea

Buying friends. Eating out. Then Back home to daughter no. 2 with a flout.

FA170 thread suggestion
While shopping they cleared the shelves. Piggy's huns are now her elves.

Thread FA#170 suggestion

Oh Thilla Thue we see you, the world's great beauty guide
World's worst parent, Abbie knows, you're way too huge to hide

This is going to be a hard choice. These are all great thread titles .

 

[Justme765]

I know nothing about makeup, but is she wearing that mask thingie correctly? I would imagine it’s supposed to stick to the skin to actually do anything.

 

[DairyleaD]

Whale…unlike The Maassives…
I have not set foot in a BK or McD’s in at least 12 years. I choose not to do fast food…outside of pizza.
That being said, the ALDI I frequent is right beside a “King Burger”, and that charbroiled smell that emits from that establishment makes my gunt growl like mad.

The charbroiled smell is what enticed me. Gurl, you got to get you a whopper from king burger. I double, triple gunt whopper dare you!

 

[boychik0830]

 

[that1lady]

Pretty bad when your own momma laughs at you Thilla Thue. I want to see it on WLW!

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And she STILL has to have her big yap open! If I had something on my face, I’d sure the hell would have my mouth closed! She probably cut the mouth hole bigger than it was. If she’d just pull it up a little bit so the hole wouldn’t be over her mouth, and INHALE… well…hee-hee!

 

[Sadoldhen]

OT: To all the UK tattlers: Remember, remember the 5th of Nov!
Happy bonfire night. First time in 5 years with no rain and the Diwali festival, made for a very loud fractured sleep.
Haven’t had a bonfire in years, but when we did, we usually hosted a bbq with friends as we have space for the bonfire and letting the fireworks off. In NZ it is the end of spring, so when there is no rain, it usually is a cracker () of an evening.

 

[Sadoldhen]

Whale, hold onto to your socks! Scrolling through Insta shorts, and who pops up? Old mugging himself chasing Abbie?
WTH? I have been barred by himself for over 3 years and suddenly he wants me to be 'friends' again Hey Arsewipe, not on your nelly!
(although secretly I was going to have a sneaky peak on the gint ) but decided he's sooooo desperate for views!

 

[Mz BW]

You were right!

 

[boychik0830]

is this a comment from a humper?

 

[boychik0830]

New video

 

[What10001]

She thinks slathering all her shitty product on her face will make her look good. She seems to not consider what you put i your body is even more important to how you look as well as your health. Asa is going down the same road now. He looks really unhealthy.

Yea asa has had her in the looks department since they got together and he didn’t age how she did. Now it’s all catching up he could be so much better looking. Now he’s greasing his way to his coffin like his wife. Drink some water friends. He had sole potential lol and Pricilla has never had any

 

[sparkle&glitter1]

I don’t know if this has been posted, I’m a few days behind but he’s now posting vlogs twice in FB. Sounds like double dipping to me. He’s using the excuse that they are in a different format.

 

[EyeSpy71]

Pretty sure it's an influencer who goes by the screen name glitterandlazers. Priss fucking wishes she had that kind of following, honestly.

Yeah and she's started a weight loss programme and medication after developing serious health issues.
Hope she keeps it up unlike Priss food dustbin whos probably facing even more health problems than her.
Good to see Lauren doing so well even though I might not agree with how she's doing it.

 

[sparkle&glitter1]

They are at their Boone/Blowing Rock Airbnb. Her post was confusing as she mentioned being in Charlotte, but it looks like she was at the CLT airport waiting for some of her LM huns to arrive for their thrice-annual bacon and booze fest

No it wasn’t confusing, I just didn’t read the whole post. My bad it says right there Airbnb in Blowing Rock @Bogey

 

[lotsofluck]

Okay you win best quote of the day I love the shots where his eyes are closed, I was trying to get as many as I could, but it was late and I was tired and a little crunk luckily for the skeleton, Ass can no longer get a long enough boner to reach any body cavity, and that includes BJ's. His Munt (male gunt) would smother her if she tried, and same goes for him, he would need a crane to lift all that tonage hanging over her privates like drapes

Thanks. Yeah those eyes closed are a hoot. He read that in some manual probably titled, “How to bump
Uglies with your bony loved one.” Either that or he has reached nirvana and is truly feeling it while boinking the Bones.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

New video

Happy Halloween, Tubby!! I have to say that your decorating is far superior to what your wife does. Well done!! I especially enjoyed the chatty joke teller.