Asshat: Abbie's pretty flexible when it comes to routines, y'know? She thrives on chaos!
Also Asshat: (in today's vlog as well as other past vlogs): (today, because the hurricane can disrupt Abbie's daily routines) Abbie really relies on having things be the same every day and does better when she knows what to expect. It's important for her to have that consistency... that routine, y'know? (I'm paraphrasing a bit but still, lol)
He relies on people not remembering and catching onto the fact that he contradicts himself with stuff like this on a regular basis. He ignores the fact that there is (daily) video evidence of him saying one thing for a while and then saying the total opposite, and then back again to the original thing again.
Asshat, you LOVE saying how Abbie thrives on chaos, she loves it blah blah blah.... shouldn't the hurricane be a really high form of chaos??