Why?
I laughed too hard at this!!!What voodoo magic has she done here? She has minimized the size of her arm so much that it looks like its' 2 miles away!Compared to the size of her head it looks like a doll arm!
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And she's still wearing the black dress she was wearing when she did her seizure dance yesterday
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Blob went the wrong way with the eyeliner wing.
Looks just like her bestie, Pinky!!View attachment 2382546
Blob went the wrong way with the eyeliner wing.
What he really meant is he has to hose off those dingle berries from his poor hygiene.Okay, so...as I've gotten older, I've gotten more severely lactose intolerant, and have also developed IBS. It's cool, it's fine, as diagnoses go it's really a nothingburger, because it doesn't cause any permanent damage, just transient (although sometimes severe, I will admit) discomforts. But as someone who has experienced it, I feel like our discussion of it is really missing something important:
Why the fuck does he need a bidet for it? Is he incapable of wiping his ass? Pardon me for getting graphic, but my IBS flares are when I am least likely to need the extra help of a European ass-bath, because those hot liquid shits will shoot out of me so fast they barely even have time to leave residue on my asshole. Was he just walking around with soppy diarrhea butt before this? Has he never heard of hemorrhoid wipes to soothe any irritation? Like someone please explain to me the connection between "has IBS" and "needs bidet"?????????
I hate to shame, but her arms are like twigs.Looks just like her bestie, Pinky!!
This is why they need to hire a driver for Abbie. Atha clearly needs to be home to instruct Beb on how to do a live makeup tutorial. He did a pretty good job the last time
I think she was swinging her head, to swat the flies away, the way that barn yard animals do. My goodness, that is a sightBig P is in focus but her earrings are blurry. Is that due to a slimming filter or post-head shimmy?
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The snout crease is strong in this one!Big P is in focus but her earrings are blurry. Is that due to a slimming filter or post-head shimmy?
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Her "halfway" makeup look is.....pointless and not even in a natural makeup look sorta way, It just looks like she put some clumpy mascara on one eye and sneezed while applying some eyeliner before giving up on the whole thing.Big P is in focus but her earrings are blurry. Is that due to a slimming filter or post-head shimmy?
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I'm sure that really confuses the poor over taxed slimming filter.Her "halfway" makeup look is.....pointless and not even in a natural makeup look sorta way, It just looks like she put some clumpy mascara on one eye and sneezed while applying some eyeliner before giving up on the whole thing.
She literally is about to be my 600 pound life. Sitting in her own feces on a bed, legs can’t move, cant wash her ass, but she’ll have her servants bring her chipotle and doing her grocery shopping!!? She is such a disgusting excuse for a woman, mother, homemaker and basically just a human in general. Those kneecaps gonna pop sooner than later.---
WHAT LAST LADY? Who did they ever hire to transport Abbie anywhere? Does she mean the poor teacher who got roped in for a few months?
I'm shocked that they're already looking for excuses not to make the drive for what's supposed to be their own daughter's benefit. Shocked, I tell you. It hasn't even been a week. I wonder how that whole thing went down in the Manor.
Priscilla: Athaaaa I have meetingth for my buthineth! You have the make the drive!
Asa: Beb, I have to edit. You're the one who wants her out of the house 5 days a week, YOU drive her!
Priscilla: Athhhhaa! It'th not fair!
Asa: I'll just keep homeschooling her for content because you see the dopamine of the viewers will react and they'll ask a great question about Abbie learning to read and
It's not hard to hire a transport service. Entire companies exist to do exactly what they're asking. They're not cheap, though, which tells me they want to pay someone like $10 a day to chauffeur Abbie for those 2-3 hours.
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She's so fat she can't even do the basics anymore.
What does she need an assistant for? She doesn't clean, she doesn't do any yard or pool work, she doesn't do anything around the house (remember, Asa just "organized" her office a few vlogs back), she doesn't have any hobbies or activities, she doesn't walk the dogs, she only cooks a couple meals a week, she certainly doesn't provide any care for her daughter, now she doesn't do any of the grocery shopping? And other unnamed chores that require an assistant?
There goes more of Abbie's money, I guess.
So basically the massage therapist saw those soles and ran for the hills and you have to hire a car service for your too fat wife because she can’t roll a bag through the airport. Is that why she packed three suitcases? So people wouldn’t question why she needed assistance. Too embarrassed to say bc I’m a fat slob who can’t function in society.I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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Tiny Napoleonistic pr!ck.I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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Stevie Wonder could have done a better job. Applying the eyeliner.Oh no! Hahahahahahahaha haha
I am getting nothing done today!
The poor masseuse probably looked at the sheer expanse of her body and knew he'd need to cut those extras in order to knead that dough and at least get home in time for bed.I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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Hahahaha they totally Rock, Paper, Scissored who had to message her.I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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Her attitude. The sheer mass. The smells. I cannot imagine.Hahahaha they totally Rock, Paper, Scissored who had to message her.
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