You are by no means a 'flunkie"! SO many people have great careers without college!
And while I feel a child finishing college ( if they choose that path) is something to celebrate, these fools are just next level. As many others have said, they act as if he is Sheldon Cooper!
I have a Psych BA and I am dead serious when I say it was not a difficult degree to get, even with a specialty track. (Mine was Chemical Dependency)
And he never made Chancellors or Deans list even once. But they think "Psychology" is such an impressive term!!