Fathering Autism #133 Humpty Dumpty Sat by the Pool, Snorting and Chortling Like a Salami Skinned Fool.

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WTH was she digging out of that candle? Charred wax? What kind of candle was it? Toxic ASF Slime crap is my guess. I bet her ass was in there trying to rustle up a quick s’more while Ass was outside, and wound up dropping her nasty marshmallow in her secret little pantry campfire candle.
She is on a path of self destruction. Lunch. Cuddling a big cup of Dunkin afterwards, followed up by pasta and bread. It was pitch dark out too, so it was not an early grazing fest.
Yippie! I will totally watch her episode of My 600 lb Life, and I will unapologetically laugh my ass off the entire time.
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so no teacher on a Tuesday? They went for lunch…. I think people are right. Poor Abbie stuck with 2 knuckleheads. They left hiring that teacher until the last minute after doing a Facebook search. Remember Asa said he could teach “short term”…. Purely speculating.
Abbie’s little tray…… of stuff. And she mentioned they had something thatvthe Girls bought her……


Selfies!! for insurance men/women or your tween. Rolls off the tongue.
 
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And excuse my french, but what in the entire duck is going on with Asa and the button down shirts all the sudden?
Hes walking around like he's bringing sexy back.
All I can picture when I see him is him rubbing his greasy, bloated stomach like Fat Bastard. :sick::sick:

How Atha sees himself:



How the rest of the world sees Atha:



I still have to watch today's vlog. It sounds fascinating!!

Apparently my child eloped at school today, gave themselves a bloody nose, and melted down in the classroom. I've been emailing with their intervention specialist nailing down what exactly happened. It's been a long evening!!
 
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Anyone good at sleuthing want to try and find out who this “insurance” person is and see how they are likely related to slime life?
 
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here is a screenshot
Boy. Someone should fill in Brandi from Allstate.

Asa and Priscilla Maass opened this location hoping their internet fame would earn them big bucks. After years of hiding income, dodging the courts, suing the school district and writing bad checks, these two discovered they could make their disabled child the breadwinner instead. They have had three sensory events, and consider someone with ADHD as "special needs". Yes, Abbie wandered the fabric store while her parents picked fabric and thrust them into her hands saying "Do you like this one?" over and over.
P.S. Dont tell Asa you feel that Abbie is the star, and not him. He will leave you a crappy review, smug comments, and then block you.
If he had his way, it would be called "Asa's World."
 
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This is suspicious... the pics they took at selfish world she has posted on her facebook are not that interesting..or good...and the huge write up?? Its almost like an ad...hitting on all the sales points.
It sounds exactly like one of Pigs FB posts. Comment down below with your favorite room. Grasping at straws trying to keep the doors open on her little narcissist museum.🐽
 
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Boy. Someone should fill in Brandi from Allstate.

Asa and Priscilla Maass opened this location hoping their internet fame would earn them big bucks. After years of hiding income, dodging the courts, suing the school district and writing bad checks, these two discovered they could make their disabled child the breadwinner instead. They have had three sensory events, and consider someone with ADHD as "special needs". Yes, Abbie wandered the fabric store while her parents picked fabric and thrust them into her hands saying "Do you like this one?" over and over.
P.S. Dont tell Asa you feel that Abbie is the star, and not him. He will leave you a crappy review, smug comments, and then block you.
If he had his way, it would be called "Asa's World."
You forgot scamming their intellectually disabled fans with their MLM that was made off exploiting Abbie..however..most likely Brandi is connected with slimelife somehow...this is probably a last ditch effort to keep it going.

it looks like a cow pat.
Why was she pouring out milk? What is the yellow sauce in the jar? What about this dish makes it ‘shells’? This is the second time recently that we have seen cilla cook some slop and then we only see Abbie eat it….why’s that Asa?
I bet they go out to eat and let Abbie eat the slop..it doesn't make sense that they would eat at different times from Abbie.. If Abbie sees them eating later she will want to eat again.
 
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Yeah Asa, it looks totally stylish to have Abbie walk around with a purse hanging in the middle of her back.
Totally age appropriate.
And totally appropriate that she took it off and flung it on the table.

And why the close up of P's weird ass sandals?
She looked like a Clydesdale posing like that.
I'm too lazy to pick up my phone and screenshot the sandals. The velcro straps aren't even in the right place due to her extra large pig feet.
 
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I bet that purse she kept his nads in was already donated to Nanny's Church.
I bet you are right. Nanny probably took one look at that pair of tiny pebbles and said...Remember all that laundry I did for you...Remember Abbie's Art... zipped it up and tossed that gunty sack straight in the trash. 🤣
 
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I just joined. I have been watching them for a few years and I guess I was one of those who "liked" them. But today I saw one of Asa's replies to a woman and I guess i saw a side of him that all of you have known for a while. I have a screenshot, I don't know the lady so I blurred her name and her icon. I don't know it just really rubbed me the wrong way. I know they get a lot of criticism but he should not be jumping on people. He always says he wants people to comment or ask questions. In the video abbie showed the teacher but then DID turn to him and ask for help, he even asked "do you need help", and he helped her. It's at 3:05 on the video.

I think he just wanted to hear what he wanted to, I think what the lady meant was she turned to the teacher but still turned to Asa.

If he was as professional as he thinks he is his reply would have been more like. "You're right!" "She did turn to me, but she also turned to the teacher!!" "Yes, she may still be a little nervous around her"

Why the snide replies?? The lady wasn't rude.
 

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That whole crossover bag for Abbie is ridiculous. What the hell can she carry in there? It certainly won’t hold diapers/wipes, changes of pants, etc, so what’s the point? I think P is trying to make her a mini-me of herself. The backpack for Abbie is what she is used to and way more practical for her needs. P and that damn candle, seriously!! If Abbie has a thing for candle wax why would you even light one for her to get into in the first place. They have no brains! Asa repeating that he loves P when clearly they are frustrated with each other sounded like he was trying to convince himself. That household is a flipping mess with how they run things. The stupidest thing Asa said was when they got the kitchen re-done it “settled” and now there are gaps in the counter and wall. You apparently picked a cheap ass contractor so you got what you paid for. I have been thru a few remodels and never had that happen. They truly make themselves look like complete idiots.
Asa replied to a humper asking about the crossover bag and he said "it's another thing she needs to learn to tolerate" like why?? why focus on something like this when there are other things she needs to be focusing on, things that will actually improve her life. He also said eventually he wants her to be comfortable wearing a side strap so that they can attach the ipad to it so she won't lose it. UM ok, just put it in the backpack? maybe teach her more sign language so she doesn't need the ipad. She doesn't really use it anyways unless she wants donuts or car rides. She already has to tolerate them as parents why add this stupid crossbody bag?
 
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That whole crossover bag for Abbie is ridiculous. What the hell can she carry in there? It certainly won’t hold diapers/wipes, changes of pants, etc, so what’s the point? I think P is trying to make her a mini-me of herself. The backpack for Abbie is what she is used to and way more practical for her needs. P and that damn candle, seriously!! If Abbie has a thing for candle wax why would you even light one for her to get into in the first place. They have no brains! Asa repeating that he loves P when clearly they are frustrated with each other sounded like he was trying to convince himself. That household is a flipping mess with how they run things. The stupidest thing Asa said was when they got the kitchen re-done it “settled” and now there are gaps in the counter and wall. You apparently picked a cheap ass contractor so you got what you paid for. I have been thru a few remodels and never had that happen. They truly make themselves look like complete idiots.
The only reason she has it is as pig wants her to look normal and normal teenagers don't carry backpacks with them everywhere they go.
 
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Asa is so easy to read! He confirms time after time that he reads the comments. This time he is having a dig re; comments on Abbie having her classroom in the kitchen. Interesting that both have said that the negative comments on social media do not affect them. Well hello, A & P - have you looked in the mirror lately?
LOL, for something that "doesn't bother them", they sure talk about it a lot, plus they block people!! If it doesn't bother "you", why block people, don't even clap back, let it be!! When you put yourself out there in the public, this is what happens, this is NO SUCH THING as bad press (social media). Take the criticism and praise equally...take it, all of it!! They are a thirsty, thirsty bunch!!

"The pig and ass doth protest too much, methinks"!!
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She tells Abbie, keep it on you've gotta practice. Why?

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exactly!! They are so bleeping stupid. THat bag is a bum bag (fanny pack?) & the reason she hates it is because it is sitting around her neck & throat. Not meant to do that. ESPECIALLY with a person with sensory issues who is having a "high sensory day" :rolleyes::confused:o_O
 
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She keeps them close to her gunt in her poor crossbody back that is stretched to the max.

Celebrating / eat drink eat drink eat drink YAHOO!!
She is laughing all the way to the bank!! It always amazes me, how good things, happen to bad people!! I wish, karma would come and knock them down a peg or two...I am patiently waiting for them to get what is coming to them!!
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I wish he would set up a camera behind them so that we can see how much their fat asses hang over the stools, lol.
It would have to be after you eat...way after you eat :sick:!
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