Goodmorning to my genius, cleverly opinionated Tattlers!
I haven’t posted in a long minute, but I’m still very much up to date on all the teaa though..
First on my list is the oldest spawn created by two fat asses, two fat gunts, two mentally challenged, two money driven, completely absorbed humans that were given the label of parents, and failed miserably.
1. Isaiah is struggling a lot in my opinion. Not only is he secretly hiding the gender he prefers to date but he’s also hiding behind this degree. Isaiah is stressed, addicted to something & running from something, all while doing absolutely nothing all at the same time. It’s really sad to watch. It’s pretty obvious he’s exhausted and worn out from being a “permanent” caretaker to his nonverbal autistic severely IDD sister. He was forced at such a young age just because “that’s your sister”. But at the same time, Isaiah gets the opportunity to leave Moldy Manor and all it’s illegal government scamming severely edited fake reality show, and every opportunity he gets, Isaiah is back home. Hmm… Isaiah we can’t fight harder for your independence than you can. The weight loss is drastic, and doesn’t make sense considering all Isaiah does is one wheel, “eat Bojangles” and occasional snowboard when the snow falls in Boone. Intervention? Nope. Internship back in Jacksonville near Moldy Manor? Sure.
Me personally I’m sitting on the edge of my seat waiting to see what “plan” this whole internship is and why it’s back in Jax, why it’s for a degree Isaiah clearly doesn’t care about, and if it will have anything to do with SelfishWorld, Rv Honking Across America or what??? Anyway…
I rewatched the segment of the “non YouTube Ass” on Lauren’s channel about 6 times back to back. It’s weird because I know Ass is exactly what his name is and that he’s all pretending for the camera when it’s his own vlogs, but it was something so completely different, off, and uncomfortable about Ass in that small clip.
Im not even going to try to get into the inconsistencies of his views, the titles, the thumbnails. It’s over my pay grade and I’m not even getting paid for it. All I’m sure of is that Ass is constantly buying subs or however it works. And he does it at the most random, obvious times.
Before I discovered Tattle, and who the Maassives really were, their YouTube channels subs were in the middle 500k’s and that was like a year and a half ago. Hmm. I hope karma keeps biting Ass in his because of his greedy impulsive decisions.
Narcissistic Ass can’t stand that his pot bellied wife that forced him to come back home, marry her & impregnate her is making the big bucks.
I rewatched an older vlog where they were still in the rental, Ass and P just got their “new car with AC and compatibleness for Abbie” black GMC. Ass was calmly angrily ranting about the fact that how much someone makes shouldn’t matter when it comes to getting a vehicle or anything really. He just kept going on and on while his wife played with the free gifts in a cup that Carvana gives you when you purchase a car. And then he promptly says to his wife “good thing you and slimelife are making the big bucks”
EVEN BACK THEN PRINCESS P WAS BRINGING IN MORE BUCKS THAN ASS????
He has to feel ultimately emasculated by now, no wonder this random motor bike trip that’s “been in the works for 15 years” suddenly comes up. THAT & the fact that May is here, Abbies getting out of school, and Honking Across America is soon skirting out of Avondale Jacksonville and their Travel Maass channel is suppose to their… what?? 4th?? or 5th?? revenue coming in…
The fall of the Maassives is calling, and the only thing keeping them from completely answering that call is.. Princess P and her Slimelife.