Fathering Autism #111 Marshmallow fail and resembling a whale

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This was filmed Monday. P was shopping online Monday evening for a bed for Asa's parents "who will be here in three days."
Seriously. These idiots have time for "day dates", skeet shooting, Dunkin runs, virtual cookie decorating, going to look at Christmas lights, etc etc., but havent managed to order a freaking bed when they have guests coming?! What on earth?! They need a whole lot more than a personal assistant to get their acts together, thats for sure.
I hope his parents decide to stay in a hotel like they have in the past. Jeepers!
 
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They never would quarantine. There is no way they would change their lifestyle.
Yea but in the UK, they get a positive test result upon entry to leave, they will be forced to by the government. It will no longer be their choice. I know a lady that was having to pay a huge amount, get 3 meals delivered a day and could only go for a 15 minute walk, supervised, because she was Covid positive and tested before coming back.
The last thing the Maass’s need to do, is to go traveling anywhere right now…
 
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Haha! Thummer is taking the Autism couch! Of course she is! 🤣 It has been a minute since we have talked about it..
Anyone here have their name on the couch? 🤣
I do. 💣🐽😬🐽💣
I think I do too..but they spelled my first name wrong, as many folks do. 🤣
 
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My Goodness has this Man grown. His stomach is HUGE rotund, some would say maassssssive. He even waddles right along with his wife. Match made in farm heaven
And he has one of those gross stomachs that are protruding and huge but look hard as rocks...like any minute the skin will split and something will pop out. :eek: :eek:
 
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Asshat says he's so tired. His monitor is showing Discord. Maybe he shouldn't stay up all freaking night gaming.

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I just can't get over the stupidity of this new couch. They really need to win a Darwin award for this purchase.
 
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To the people who don't want to see the video. Yeah it's blocking the closet. With all the crap that he has in the garage he would think he would have some kind of measuring tape. Why don't they get stain proof slipcovers for this couch all you would have to do is wipe it down. Oh yeah that's right that's too easy. I just hope they give Ab a LoveSac for her bedroom and get rid of her crappy couch up there..
Absolutely ridiculous to have a couch that eats up that entire small room. And now they have to paint the walls, but they have to take into account the kitchen colors because it’s all open. This is going to be a gigantic tit show and I can’t wait to see it

And he has one of those gross stomachs that are protruding and huge but look hard as rocks...like any minute the skin will split and something will pop out. :eek: :eek:
That’s the quintessential definition for a beer belly.
 
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To the people who don't want to see the video. Yeah it's blocking the closet. With all the crap that he has in the garage he would think he would have some kind of measuring tape. Why don't they get stain proof slipcovers for this couch all you would have to do is wipe it down. Oh yeah that's right that's too easy. I just hope they give Ab a LoveSac for her bedroom and get rid of her crappy couch up there..
I bet they thought the short side would have been on the closet side. It would not have made too much of a difference but could maybe open it more. They are so dumb. How are they so bad at everything 😂😂
 
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I think that couch is ugly. It reminds me of my Nans fancy couch in the 1980s. Especially the big arms rests. Whay we’re they thinking with the size, color, orientation.
 
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Not that this relates to autism but when my youngest son was in 1st grade his teacher called me in for a conference about his behavior in the classroom. I've told this story for years because of how absurd it is. So, the teacher says to me Matt is acting up in class and I ask what is he doing, thinking I need to correct it. She says he gets on the ground and meows like a cat. Well, Matt was going through this phase where he pretended he was a kitty cat. Remember, we're talking about a six year old. So then she says she thinks I should consider putting him on medication. I was so dumbfounded by her recommendation (as a non-medical professional) I said well, Ms. Teacher, Matt is a cat. I just stared at her without saying another word until she finally ended the meeting. That was the last time I heard from her. The moral of this story is whether people are self-diagnosing or others are throwing in their own diagnosis, I will leave it to the professionals, thank you very much. Matt has gone on to live a full and happy life and is expecting his first child in May. He does however, like to lick milk out of a bowl every now and then :m;):p
Oh, I love this story. And 5-6 year old boys. I took my Dan to preschool one day and the sweet teacher said, “Good Morning, Dan!” He immediately exclaimed, “MY NAME IS CODY!” Cracked me up. He had watched that Disney show, “Rescuers Down Under”. Another time he slithered out of bed in the morning to the floor and said, “I’m a lizard!” He used to eat like a T-Rex too. Still does, lol. (27 years later)
 
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Asshat says he's so tired. His monitor is showing Discord. Maybe he shouldn't stay up all freaking night gaming.

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Right?! Not only gaming, but that Fat duck probably enjoys looking at porn, joining chat rooms to meet big beautiful women and join groups where married men go hoping to get laid. Hey. It’s a free country, just don’t whine about being tired and not having enough time to get his tit done. Or be employed by a reputable employer.
 
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He isn’t attractive .. to me Atleast and neither is miss piggy … off topic I’m very new here can anybody answer is Asa a cheater ? Has he ever cheated is he currently doing so . He gives me those vibes
Asa ran off, a few months after Priscilla had Isaiah. He ended up getting another Lady pregnant and then ran back to Priscilla and she got pregnant with Abbie. The other Mom recently came after him for child support (about 2-3 years ago now), which made A&P put out the boo-boo video. If you go back, you can possible still view it because they eventually took it down.
Now, there is definitely a lot of speculation about Summer and him.. I wouldn’t doubt he may try to find someone else to cheat with too..
 
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The couch completely blocks the bi-fold doors, where all her toys are now.. 🤬
Heck with the new paint, rug, etc..
It is a nice enough sectional but the dimensions are so off. Cilldebeast fancies herself a home decor maven and that sofa is a major fail. Who else is creeped out that Summer now has that urine soaked Maass squad sofa?
 
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He isn’t attractive .. to me Atleast and neither is miss piggy … off topic I’m very new here can anybody answer is Asa a cheater ? Has he ever cheated is he currently doing so . He gives me those vibes
There is a Wiki on the top of the page that will give you much info.
 
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Why do they need such a big bleeping couch? There are three people living in that house...none of whom have friends. I have never once seen them have such a crowd in the living room that they ran out of couch spaces. Did they not measure? Did they accidentally order the couch oriented in the wrong direction? How did they manage to do worse than the off-center circle shelf with the vase on top?
They need a huge (and fully reinforced) couch because the Massive Moldy McMansion actually houses one normal size person and two 3-400 lb farm animals that know how to sit down. Those two livestock animals take up the space of 2-3 people each.
 
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