Fathering Autism #108 Farm! Guns! Abbie runs. Muckbang trip for Pig and her huns!

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Summers gone. They can’t do shit by themselves
 
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! I know! She needs a personal assistant so that she can have time with her family .....while running her own business from home, via phone or laptop....
Because (S)LimeLife lets you do that....don't 'cha know.. she needs to have her family time!
 
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I'm late, my grandbabies came to visit.

I cannot stand her. That weird, cutesy, "just a helpless Princess" tone of voice that she thinks is so attractive is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
First off, #Momchef, if you are marinating in soy you do not need to add salt, let alone sea salt and table salt.
She thought she was the cats ass that she pronounced "faux" correctly. Wonder how long she practiced?
Then, hey- its my cooking channel, but Im a lazy slor. Asa, get your rotund ass over here and get busy.
Enough soy to make the cali rice brown. Soy has so much sugar and salt she may as well just had real sticky rice. Idiot!
"A-tha! The meat is supposeth to rest!"
For a minute I thought he was going to clock her ass with that spatula!!
 
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I think BrontaCilla was supposed to just be a convenient one night stand. With the way he hit it and quit it by ghosting her huge ass & rejecting her calls to let him know she was preggers. AssMR was just thinking with that mini nature valley granola nub of his
I cannot imagine that either of those drab/basic/lame/boring bags of meat are any good in bed, then or now. Blech, I can't even imagine it... barf
 
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Wait a minute. I distinctly remember Priscilla hiring an "assistant" before...after they had already hired Summer as an "assistant," with her cheap Ikea desk crammed into their sunroom "office."

Okay, there it is: https://tattle.life/threads/fatheri...-to-the-hater-site.11456/page-20#post-2999325 Almost exactly one year ago! So what happened to her other assistant? Why does she need an assistant every November? Are you telling me she needs another pair of hands to help her (over)cook her annual Thanksgiving spread of several aluminum pans of beige mush?

Flowing alcohol = tipsy typing
or is it thipsy thyping
It'd be a tipthy typitht, I think. (Lord, try saying that out loud. You'll instantly turn into Daffy Duck!)
 
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Haha, Elizabeth! Too funny!
 
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She JUST got home. She couldn’t take one evening with her nope. Drugged Abbie up, poured a couple of stiff ones and go live
This is the nature of MLMs too. They preach you get more time with your family but it’s simply untrue. I had a friend who missed her child first soccer game because she “had to attend a retreat”. It’s ridiculous.
 
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