Fathering Autism #102 Asa tries to be whimsical, but really he's just an imbecile

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Recipes included sugary fiber (date) wrapped in flavorful fat (bacon) and covered in more sugar (brown sugar); fat (ground beef) and fat (cheese) baked in wonton wrappers - and she called that a taco salad cup (where’s the salad?); fat (meatballs) covered in sugar (grape jelly), more sugar (ketchup), and even more sugar (brown sugar); carbs (slider buns) slathered in fat (garlic butter) covered in packaged meat and fat (cheese); what... I see vegetables?! Arugula/rocket greens covered with slabs of fat (mozzarella) doused with fat (olive oil) and vinegar and garnished with tomatoes. And the best part was Big P saying the caprese salad was a fan favorite for “picky eaters” and “people you don’t know.” And so much more with assorted chips/crisps and processed dips, cream cheese, etc. Drinks and desserts were not covered, but I anticipate they played a major role in the game day spread.
I wondered why she called the tacos salad.... the only salad I saw was the rocket leaves and the word salad. She has no idea what she is saying. She just opens her mouth and hopes that something coherant comes out. 'just a little tip for you' Cilla.... It isn't coherant.
 
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I love how Asshat made a point of saying that it was HIS idea to start doing things to give Abbie more of a sense of being in control. Because, as usual, HE knows best when it comes to Abbie. Trained professionals who have had years of education and experience?? Pffffftt!!
What do they know?? Only Asshat Almighty has the best and most effective ideas to help Abbie. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Also, as others have said on here, it has only just NOW occurred to him that Abbie would feel a lot better if she had more feelings of being in control?? REALLY?? I guess it took this long for him to ''have the personal awareness' to see it from Abbie's perspective. As I said before, he only thinks of himself and his opinions/perspectives are the only ones that matter to him. It's also rich coming from Mr Control Freak himself. He always has to be in control of 'all the things' because that's what makes him feel better. Except that in his case, he takes it to the extreme and also to the detrimental side of things.
It also seemed like he was saying, from the way he worded it, that he only wanted Abbie to feel like she was in control, not that she actually IS in control of anything. Just give her the illusion of it. Anyone else feel that way??
Sadly, IMO, poor Abbie is not in control of anything. Her existence is controlled at the whim of her Pig parents. Escaping their clutches and jumping in the pool is the closest she gets to doing what she wants to do.
 
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Did she say about the sausage " a casing that's non-edible?"
haha! yeah she did! I sort of went... eh? I half assumed that it was maybe like the casing on chorizo that is a bit papery, or it was a type of american sausage that you can't get here. Her vocabulary is seriously stunted though. I'd love to do a full speech and language assessment on her. I have no training but a basic understanding of child development... I'd put her language and understanding of language at about age 9 or 10 maybe, 12 probably at the most. Her sentences are pretty basic and she doesn't know quite a lot of words and uses them incorrectly.
 
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He did let her get in that yellow swing later on...probably as soon as she scared off...oops!...I mean...as soon as the younger kids left.


Also, teach her how to swing herself instead of pushing her! If she wants to swing so much, learn how to push off with your feet!
He sounded annoyed when he told Abbie to stop kicking him. How long did he let her do it before and after he said it though! And the sudden jump cut from that to the two of them in the kitchen discussing Sunday's game day menu.
 
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Sadly, IMO, poor Abbie is not in control of anything. Her existence is controlled at the whim of her Pig parents. Escaping their clutches and jumping in the pool is the closest she gets to doing what she wants to do.
💯 completely agree. Each and every aspect of her life is closely controlled (and the majority of the time, for A&P's benefit, not Abbie's). Is it any wonder that Abbie often gets very frustrated?? Everything is decided for her, even when A&P deign to ask Abbie to choose something as simple as a snack. Her choices are ignored and dismissed, always ending with A or P choosing for her.
You gave a perfect example. Running off and then jumping into the pool is one the very VERY few things that Abbie is actually in control of and gets to decide for herself.
 
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Hey guys!! I'm SO behind 😱 I really hate when real life gets in the way of Tattling!! 🤔😫:confused: Nothing bad, just a lot going on that requires my full attention!

WOW, do I have a lot of vlogs, reading, and tons of snarky comments to catch up on. I've missed a lot in the past few days! :oops:

To help keep you all entertained I present to you a photo of Whimsical, circa 1976. I was standing by a big cock 🤪 and apparently doing my best "Scratching Summer" imitation, long before I knew it was even a thing I would make fun of decades later!! 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂😂

This photo was taken towards the end of summer break and I was a few weeks away from starting middle school, which here is 6th grade, so I was 11 years old. The shorter gal standing next to me was a friend who came with our family to the amusement park that day.

I hope all my Tattle friends have an awesome Friday and I will hopefully be able to pop in and get caught up this weekend!!!
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We have made it to Friday Guyth! Aren’t you THO EXTHITED? 🥳
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So, they say The Beast has a migraine. 🥺 I am sure it has absolutely nothing to do with those late afternoon/early evening 16 oz Whisky Sours that she was guzzling in Papa mASSes’ Lush room. Naaahh! Nothing to see here.🤪 Gulp gulp.🤪
Bless her fatty liver heart.❤
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I have enjoyed this dental hygiene discussion immensely. She is a puss. Thing is, she better take really good care of those tusks. They are her most important tool. Otherwise, I am not quite sure Moobs will be able to puree an entire plate of loaded nachos all at once, and who knows what it would taste like. Hell, Tinkerhog may have to live off of ice cream if she winds up loosing all of her chompers one day…oh wait….😂
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In closing, can we all bow our heads in a moment of silence for Pig’s couch cushion. It has lost more inches in 3 months than The Fuckles has lost in 2 years. And to think all this time they have blamed Sweet Girl for destroying the furniture. Shame on you Massholes.😫😤😫
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Have an amazing day and an even better weekend Tattle Family.❤
ETA: Porn staches, resting homicidal faces and little smokies. I am loving this day already.😂😘😂
Looks like stains all over that sofa! ewww!
 
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Thank you all for the great help on my reunion haircut. Here is the result. I will have to mask up at the reunion anyway, so it’s kind of true to life without outing myself. Lol! Not to mention the mask hides some of the many wrinkles.
That turned out really pretty and wrinkles look far better than the plastic cat woman faces we are seeing on women. It is so sad to see such young women pulling their skin back to look like they are forever 21!
 
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Yeah, you can't eat that casing - but the inside is DELICIOUS! Literally one of my favorite foods!
Never heard of a non edible casing. What do you do....cut the end off and squeeze the meat out? Ewwwe....
 
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That turned out really pretty and wrinkles look far better than the plastic cat woman faces we are seeing on women. It is so sad to see such young women pulling their skin back to look like they are forever 21!
Thank you! To turn this into more on the subject of FA…based how freeing and easy my hair care is at this stage, I think something short for Abbie would be great! It would eliminate many issues for all of them..especially Abbie. At first I was nervous that my hair would end up like Crystal’s! Not for me for sure! 😎
 
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Non Edible.😂 That is a new term she just learned. In my most southern voice possible..
“She ain’t ever found a damn thing she has considered non edible.”😹
You forgot the southern obligatory, "Bless her heart."

Thank you all for the great help on my reunion haircut. Here is the result. I will have to mask up at the reunion anyway, so it’s kind of true to life without outing myself. Lol! Not to mention the mask hides some of the many wrinkles.
The cut looks fabulous on you! Enjoy your reunion!
 
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You forgot the southern obligatory, "Bless her heart."


The cut looks fabulous on you! Enjoy your reunion!
Thank you! One more week! We had many back out because of fear of covid, but the last count was 100 attending. I am fully vaxed and also tested negative this week. I am ready to party hearty!
 
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Thank you all for the great help on my reunion haircut. Here is the result. I will have to mask up at the reunion anyway, so it’s kind of true to life without outing myself. Lol! Not to mention the mask hides some of the many wrinkles.
Knock em' dead! It looks great!! ❤ ❤
 
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Thank you! One more week! We had many back out because of fear of covid, but the last count was 100 attending. I am fully vaxed and also tested negative this week. I am ready to party hearty!
I love your new “Do” you are really looking sassy! Have fun with your classmates… my 40th is in October. I realized that I am the age of my parents when I was graduating!! YIKES!
 
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