Walnut whip
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Jeez how basic is she. Very low quality person, anyone with any integrity or class would have used this time to reflect, evaluate and educate themselves.
Clam, you’re a basic witch love and it’s not a good look.
Trashy.
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Clam, you’re a basic witch love and it’s not a good look.
Trashy.
I’m thankful I’d eaten brekkie before I saw the pic of his crotch in Lycra. My eyes!!
I think Sly is the one with the cash. She won’t leave him
This needed a trigger warning - used to get so freaked out by this as a kid!!!! The resemblance to Sly is uncanny though.
Him moving into a "single father of daughters" era doesn't even bear thinking about! 
Imagine Walnut Whip popping up on Bumble in his tuxedo and an array of Lycra leotards.Him moving into a "single father of daughters" era doesn't even bear thinking about!
Tagging marmalade insurance on his stories. The man is shameless. Beg beg beg.
I can imagine the Tinder stories. Think he would also end up copying their ex bestie Flex Anna. Posts about his amicable divorce.
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Having the girls over for his weekend etc.
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Having the girls over for his weekend etc.
He could turn the basement into a studio flat for himself 
He spent two hours on Zwift yesterday. An hour at 2pm (lunch break was it?!) then another hour at 9pm!
Bet he posts loads of thirsty selfies in his Lycra lederhosen
This would make an amazing sitcom. The fallout for a family of influencers where the mum got cancelled and the gravy train ground to a halt. They could rent their dusty pile of bricks out as the location! Someone please commission this.He could turn the basement into a studio flat for himself
And yet according to his recent post the poor diddums have just 20 mins to themselves by the time the twins have stopped ‘pissing’ about
Oh and asking for tips
you reap what you sow dusty
We know this is true though - sure, Simon is a smug twit and Clemmie is Clemmie (I don't actually dislike her that much - I read through a LOT of posts and she didn't say anything that bad compared to what we say about them) but it is hard when the kids get older and protest more and you of get less and less time to be a couple and have an evening. We all go through it, it's hard.
It’s not true though. He’s on his bike by 9pm. And the thing about late evenings is true for little kids but not but the twins’ age.
And i disagree vehemently about clemmie. I don’t know about you but I’ve never said
anything on here that would result in disciplinary action by my professional body.
Are you swimtits?
It isn’t a case of regular children moaning about wanting to stay up a bit later, those twins have been brought up like performing seals with no boundaries and have been allowed to run riot for content now they are older and the rot has set in he’s moaning as usual about how hard he and clembot have it
Those girls are not toddlers
Perhaps if he was consistent for once in his life he might not have this problem
To be honest, even if you don’t know he’s on his bike so much, racing your kids round the house at bedtime and getting them hyped up is poor parenting except on, say, a Saturday night. And his replies pretty much all agree. I guess he’s shooting for whacky dad?
My own child, roughly their age, is in bed at 8.30 all year round, light or dark. I think that’s pretty normal.
My own child, roughly their age, is in bed at 8.30 all year round, light or dark. I think that’s pretty normal.
One of the key differences from us posting on Tattle is that "Alice" was posting online about her actual influencer colleagues, and people she knew in real life. Some of them maybe even friends?
I'm pretty sure nobody on here is dissing Simon and/or Clemmie on one hand while on the other inviting them onto their podcast and making money off of them talking about their highly personal medical experiences.
I'm pretty sure nobody on here is dissing Simon and/or Clemmie on one hand while on the other inviting them onto their podcast and making money off of them talking about their highly personal medical experiences.
How old are the girls? 8? I’m horrified that he’s having this many issues (if it’s true, he might be making it up to a)stay relevant or b) for clout on the internet) surely they are no longer in the baby stage where they don’t understand rules. I realise my kids are older (16 and 18) but I don’t remember any stage, after they started school, where bedtime was that draining? Poor parenting with any lack of firm boundaries being established. Also why is it just you and clam clearing up after them, do you not involve them in that process? Surely at 8 they should take a least a little bit of responsibility for tidying up their mess?And yet according to his recent post the poor diddums have just 20 mins to themselves by the time the twins have stopped ‘pissing’ about
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Oh and asking for tips
you reap what you sow dusty
A lot of these influencers seem to make out they r older kids are like toddlers. It’s either BS to attempt to be relateable or as you say- awful parenting (because gurning into a phone for ‘content’ is more important)