Haha that’s what I thought, either on the blag for free driving lessons, free insurance, free car, or quite possibly all 3! bleep!
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That was a blatant insurance beg too!
Maybe his besties at Axa would like to provide the car insurance. His partnership with them went so well last time! 
Everything about him gives me the ick
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If you’re old enough to operate heavy machinery surely you’re old enough to make this decision yourself?
The only reason cheapskate dusty will be paying for this is so she can pick up more parenting responsibilities whilst he does his own thing.
The only reason cheapskate dusty will be paying for this is so she can pick up more parenting responsibilities whilst he does his own thing.
Wonder how much his bike(s) cost
Maybe he supervises the twins’ bedtime remotely from the basement via all the many cameras he’s installed round the house
Maybe he supervises the twins’ bedtime remotely from the basement via all the many cameras he’s installed round the house
ChatGPT for sure, or in his case, twit GPT
He looks like if you sneezed on him, he’d blow away in a cloud of dust.
He looks like he wafts a cloud of dust every time he moves.
He’s ashy.
His stupid bleeping walnut whip hair makes me irrationally angry.
Yes!!!!!
My husband will watch most things I insist on showing him for LOLs but far and away his biggest bugbear is this smug twit. He only needs to hear his voice and he’s off on one about what a bellend he is. Actually cracks me up!
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When I showed him the latest bike ride tit he asked “did he cry again?!”
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When I showed him the latest bike ride tit he asked “did he cry again?!”
A dusty man in his dusty pile of bricks
If anyone is a similar age to me you may remember in the very early 90’s the BBC did an adaptation of ‘5 children and IT’. The psammead was this dusty creature that could be summoned up from the sand, old Fodders has a similar quality about him.
He also seems in need of a good wash, a good meal and some attention from mummy.
I don't follow him on Strava, does he big himself up all the time on there too?
NEVER
Your husband and mine would probably get on well! Mine can’t stand Fodney, cant even bear to listen to his weedy voice. What the hell does clammie the racist see in him?!My husband will watch most things I insist on showing him for LOLs but far and away his biggest bugbear is this smug twit. He only needs to hear his voice and he’s off on one about what a bellend he is. Actually cracks me up!
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When I showed him the latest bike ride tit he asked “did he cry again?!”
Has the racist turned 40 yet? If not she’s deffo gotta reevaluate things then and give Walnut Whip and his collection of Lycra the boot.