Father of Daughters #55 His luggage is smarter than he is

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That Dutch reach re-enactment is possibly the most boring content I've ever watched on instagram. You can't even see what he's doing that clearly, pointless.
 
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He's still breaching the #ad guidelines.

The labelling needs to be upfront and obvious, for people to see before they click/engage. The first (and often only) thing most people will see is the video, not the caption. So it must be labelled prominently on the reel's cover image.

Nobody can tell upfront which of his reels are ads.

(As an aside, if instagram story highlights are supposed to be the "shop window" to the rest of your account, his offering is four or more years past its sell-by date and of little relevance... sounds about right ).

 
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He'll be wanting free Oodies...
 
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Poor Sydney hooper probably rolling in his grave looking at the twat keeping the Hooper name alive.
 
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That book his parents have made him tell me everything I need to know. He's a mummy's boy still treated like a child at 40. What a surprise.
 
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Did they google "what to give a narcissist on their birthday" for the folder that was all about him?
 
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I've honestly never seen such a self centered person. And that book "kept and compiled all the achievements" what a big LOL. So cringe.
 
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New info :

He actually does speak as he types. "My mother and father put together me."

Baby fod went to prep school .
His middle name is James

First word Sitsit = biscuit.

Grades:

Theater studies A
Business studies A

Thought the book was a cute idea though.
 
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I turned 40 the day before he did - I’ve got kids and a big family and we are close (not like the hoopers who make out they are but aren’t)
My family wouldn’t dream of making something as narssistic as that for me and I’m so glad they didn’t

20 days later he posts it
Honestly Sly - just grow the fuck up mate

-rage rant done
 
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Was he making a sexual innuendo about his twins in bed with him? Or would even Fod not sink that low?
 
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Cute for an 18th or 21st not for a 40 going on 60 year old bragging begging dork.
 
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I'm wondering why a grown man doesn't look after his own GCSE/other qualification certificates?! I know lots of jobs don't require them, but I've had to provide my qualification certificates at every job I've ever had, does he give them back to his Mum & Dad after?!
 
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