Skronky you're on form today!Jeez, imagine you’re a nice normal polite Japanese waiter and this dusty swivel-eyed corpse person is bellowing MOSHI MOSHI ARIGATO in your face whist brandishing his pretend-free Google pixel phone at you.
You’d be forgiven for shoving him face-first into a bowl of hot ramen.
You’ve forgotten delaying the flight while he gets chucked offImagine how much the dynamic of a trip would beruinedchanged if Simon were on it:
- Making countless photos and videos of himself EVERYWHERE they go
- Embarrassing monologues and actions on camera in public (esp. the ones where he'll add text later)
- Only interested in "instagrammable" settings
- Moaning about the cost of everything but also belittling others on a budget
- Pretending he's the main expert on the place the entire time, and the lead person generally
- Wankily pretending he understands the language and insisting he doesn't look like a tourist, while making awkward google lens translations
- Constantly revelling in the fact that Clemmie's "stuck at home with the kids"
- Comparing it unfavourably to previous times he was in that part of the world
- Being a dick to service staff and/or trying to use them for content
- Subjecting everyone to his moods and his face, and those jeans
That's a good one!You’ve forgotten delaying the flight while he gets chucked off
He’s defo removed them. Weren’t up for a day.By the way, has he removed the insta stories about his siblings' trip? I swear those weren't up for 24 hours?!
oh my God you made me spit out my water … so feckin funnyGosh, look at these files I found in my browser cache from last night
View attachment 1647127
New lock screen, anyone?
View attachment 1647153
Now you don't have to feel like you're missing out, Simon! You're welcome!
View attachment 1647166
I have a family member who is a diplomat and currently living abroad in what is considered a “hardship posting.” So they get to leave where they are about once per month - the photos of where they have been are amazing. Like I’m getting travel ideas. There is not an ounce of me planning to post their photos on fucking IG complaining that I’m not there.My brother is a long-haul pilot and leaves a pretty glamorous life. I cannot even begin to imagine how embarrassing it would be for me to share his pictures on my InstagramI'm also very happy that he's living the dream I've been hearing of since he was a toddler. Envy and jealousy are some very ugly feelings and obviously consuming FOD slowly. He's so bitter.
The Japanese Tourist Board?I have a family member who is a diplomat and currently living abroad in what is considered a “hardship posting.” So they get to leave where they are about once per month - the photos of where they have been are amazing. Like I’m getting travel ideas. There is not an ounce of me planning to post their photos on fucking IG complaining that I’m not there.
They were def taken down before 24hrs. So now the over/under is WHO compelled them to be taken down? our options as follows:
Siblings, who are old enough to understand consent (Sly is used to not bothering since the girls don’t get it)
Mom, from her silent Buddhist retreat, of course.
Dad, who I have no witty comment for. Hence it’s prob wasn’t him.
Glen, who’s embarrassed that her husband always wants to be anywhere that she and the girls aren’t.
Sly himself, who realised how much of an idiot he looked like.
Honestly if it wasn’t for Kelechi the truth would never, ever have gotten any traction and Clemmie would still be here telling new mums they need £300 jumpsuits to breastfeed and FOD wouldn’t be constantly whinging about money and looking like an extra from the mummy.Hi, longtime lurker never commented but just wanted to say, worth having a look at Kelechi Okafor's Instagram @kelechnekoff. 4th post on the grid, clip of a recent podcast she has done about the experiences of black women, haven't had chance to listen to the full episode but in the clip she mentions Clemmie. Posted 20hours ago!
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?