Father of Daughters #51 Stop trying to make Clemmie happen

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Axatogrind

Axatogrind

New stories. He's had his gas turned off due to a leak so went to the drive-thru for food.

More #rivetingcontent there from Father of Daughters!
 
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Cariad

Axatogrind said:
New stories. He's had his gas turned off due to a leak so went to the drive-thru for food.

More #rivetingcontent there from Father of Daughters!
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Shame he couldn't use one of his other kitchens 😂 ( don't they have a microwave?)
 
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Behelzabobs

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Hatchet_job said:
I know about sleep revenge procrastination but I have never talked to anyone about it until now. I am already as caffeine free as I can be, so first step was setting my phone down and not charging it in my bedroom. Cracked that. Second was no afternoon rests. Almost there with that. Not sure what to tackle next, but I'm a grown up, I know when I'm not doing things right, though I can't do anything about the disturbed nights as a carer.
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God I bloody love an afternoon nap 😴

yellow_daisies said:
And tea contains caffeine. There you go Sly, sleep probs solved, switch to decaf after midday!


I cannot understand why he puts SO MUCH effort into insta when he (now) gets so little back- I don't buy all that "creative outlet" bs, doesn't he get enough "creative outlet" with his seemingly endless DIY projects!? He can't stand it that he may have had the bigger following, but Clemmie was the big draw. Even if racism and exploitation didn't follow them like a cartoon stink cloud, it turns out the Of Daughters brand isn't much without the Mother and the Daughters! He hates her for halting the gravy train, hates that he's tarred with the same brush, hates that he's not enough on his own to overcome it and draw in the big ££, hates the lack of attention (must be a big comedown having been "celebrity adjacent"). He's aged terribly since Alicegate, he just needs to give it up.
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Thing is yes she derailed the gravy train but by god his lack of Ads is totally down to him because he has shown himself time and time again to be a tone deaf misogynistic twit with no insight into anything and willing to monetise his sick child at every opportunity
 
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ExhaustedDad

Axatogrind said:
New stories. He's had his gas turned off due to a leak so went to the drive-thru for food.
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A good chance to use that £1500 Weber BBQ he was gifted.

I’m still pissed of with Weber for that. I will never buy one of their products again.
 
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Dogmuck

Dogmuck

ExhaustedDad said:
A good chance to use that £1500 Weber BBQ he was gifted.

I’m still pissed of with Weber for that. I will never buy one of their products again.
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Or maybe the pizza oven? Or the knicker draw in the bedroom kitchen 🤢

Man hun you need to follow onlyslaggin on IG and see his absolute BBQ porn with his Kamado Joe 🤤
 
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Notaninstamumeither

Dogmuck said:
Or maybe the pizza oven? Or the knicker draw in the bedroom kitchen 🤢

Man hun you need to follow onlyslaggin on IG and see his absolute BBQ porn with his Kamado Joe 🤤
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Ah you’ve sorted FODS next post for him. You know tattle is his main source of content!
 
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Dogmuck

Dogmuck

Notaninstamumeither said:
Ah you’ve sorted FODS next post for him. You know tattle is his main source of content!
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Yeah I did contemplate not mentioning the glorious onlyslaggin (if that’s the bit you meant) because if FOD tries that IG angle and ruins this for me I’ll be fewmin 😤
I think these extreme BBQers are almost a bit godlike so I’d imagine old Fodders and his attempts would be the cause of much laughter and abuse.
 
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Rosieee

Went to check onlyslaggin and was expecting hot men and barbecues. Turns out its just pretty steacks. I'm disappointed 🤣
 
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Dogmuck

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Rosieee said:
Went to check onlyslaggin and was expecting hot men and barbecues. Turns out its just pretty steacks. I'm disappointed 🤣
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Soz Rosie it was food porn not FOD PORN 🤣🤣🤣

i think you were thinking onlyfans not onlyslaggin 🤣
 
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Coffee-Addict

Coffee-Addict

Why would a LUNATIC in his right mind say he had a gas leak - so brings a naked flamed camping gas cooker in !!

He is such a dick
 
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rainbowlemon

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Coffee-Addict said:
Why would a LUNATIC in his right mind say he had a gas leak - so brings a naked flamed camping gas cooker in !!

He is such a dick
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Can you not imagine the sparks that content could generate though? 🥴

A live stream whilst he's on the kitchen floor on the way to the hospital.

An influx of get well soon messages.

Recovery journey and awareness campaign .

Personal messages from z list celebs and the CEO of John lewis and their 2k cooker manufacture.
 
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Notaninstamumeither

rainbowlemon said:
Can you not imagine the sparks that content could generate though? 🥴

A live stream whilst he's on the kitchen floor on the way to the hospital.

An influx of get well soon messages.

Recovery journey and awareness campaign .

Personal messages from z list celebs and the CEO of John lewis and their 2k cooker manufacture.
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But would they still get that?? Now more ‘desperate wannabe instagrammed, husband of racist former ‘grammar MOD’ in ridiculous accident’… or is that just me?!
 
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OhMyWord

OhMyWord

Rosieee said:
How can he be so immature and crave attention from strangers so much ? It's crazy ! Oh and by the way FOD, the man probably has someone responding to messages and stories and couldn't care less about you 🤣
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I had a celeb with 19m followers “like” an IG post recently (I had tagged her in it) and you know what I did? Nothing. This is actually the first time I’ve mentioned it. But also, I knew from the second I saw the like that it was probably a social media manager or assistant.
 
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Affiliatemebaby

Affiliatemebaby

Isn’t it real??!
I have no idea who it is of course. I am too busy being followed by Marian Actual Keyes on Twitter. Yes, baby.
 
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