I honestly can't think of a way to make them any more comical
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If we're playing predictions again, it's December and that means Christmas posts starting soon! What do we reckon he'll go for?
Some possibilities:
- Cliche family decorating (or posed around) the Christmas tree like last time
- Reflective bollocks about a tough year and how much he loves and appreciates his girls
- Made up story that gives that one particular bauble extra meaning (or similar). Not forgetting the all important call to action engagement question such as "what do YOUR baubles mean to YOU?"
- Pets or "toddlers" almost ruining everything
- "I'm mad, me!" wacky tit
- Ethical Christmas with home made decorations and minimal waste etcLOLLLL
- Thinly disguised #ad
- Linking it to a good cause to try to improve his image
- Wanky instagram performative crap all for show with the words "curated" or "artisan" definitely in there somewhere
- The scattergun approach! All of the above and more!
Some possibilities:
- Cliche family decorating (or posed around) the Christmas tree like last time
- Reflective bollocks about a tough year and how much he loves and appreciates his girls
- Made up story that gives that one particular bauble extra meaning (or similar). Not forgetting the all important call to action engagement question such as "what do YOUR baubles mean to YOU?"
- Pets or "toddlers" almost ruining everything
- "I'm mad, me!" wacky tit
- Ethical Christmas with home made decorations and minimal waste etc
- Thinly disguised #ad
- Linking it to a good cause to try to improve his image
- Wanky instagram performative crap all for show with the words "curated" or "artisan" definitely in there somewhere
- The scattergun approach! All of the above and more!
I'm looking forward to a repeat of the video where he is jumping around tangled up in Christmas tree lights as a pre-curser to putting up the tree.
Children making a human pyramid to put the star at the top (would be good to also include the dogs?)
Pretending last year's Christmas gifted baubles are this years gifted baubles.
Complaining monologue about how rubbish his present are and how nobody appreciates/understands him.
Closely followed by a tearful reflection post on how lucky he is.
Lots of pictures of Christmas Glen.
More shelling of tit that you’d put straight in the recycling if it came through your letter box (see: two tins of beer and a bag of peanuts rolling round in a cardboard box)
Potential Post saying it’s time he told the twins Father Christmas is not real.
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Yeah with bonus footage of them bawling their eyes out when they’re told…FOR THE LOLS!!!!
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Basic insta hun xmas package :
-Christmas at Kew Gardens light trail.
-Ice skating at the natural history museum
-Lapland UK.
Don't think he'll go for the any of the above as it requires ££.
Tree decorations
Resusing last years wreath
Oxford street lights
Micheal buble songs- how he's everywhere on the radio and instores
Mince pie post.
Christmas jumpers
M and how she's coping with her diabetes.
Anyone else dealing with just feeling low/ SAD.
A thoughtful: do you and your family do Christmas PJ's post + how late are you leaving it to do the xmas shop + do you still send Christmas cards?
-Christmas at Kew Gardens light trail.
-Ice skating at the natural history museum
-Lapland UK.
Don't think he'll go for the any of the above as it requires ££.
Tree decorations
Resusing last years wreath
Oxford street lights
Micheal buble songs- how he's everywhere on the radio and instores
Mince pie post.
Christmas jumpers
M and how she's coping with her diabetes.
Anyone else dealing with just feeling low/ SAD.
A thoughtful: do you and your family do Christmas PJ's post + how late are you leaving it to do the xmas shop + do you still send Christmas cards?
Missed thread title opportunity there
I wonder if Glen might feature more over Christmas - Christmas outfits, cooking, her mince pie recipe, her curated Christmas table etc.
ETA it would have been so perfect for Fodders and his dancing too
two tins of beer and a bag of peanuts rolling round in a (big fish, little fish) cardboard box
Aldi mince pies.Missed thread title opportunity there
I wonder if Glen might feature more over Christmas - Christmas outfits, cooking, her mince pie recipe, her curated Christmas table etc.
Maybe they’ll have another Christmas party (entry upon proof of vaccination!) where everyone will find Glen in the kitchen. And then all the Darlene’s will ask where her dress/shoes/earrings are from.
He'll be kicking himself for eschewing stereotypes when he realises he could have done a blue presents vs pink presents story series à la blue jobs / pink jobs
Haha remember their “ethical” Christmas when they were still coining it in.
He hasn’t done a post of himself looking moody on a beach for a while, has he?
He hasn’t done a post of himself looking moody on a beach for a while, has he?
My moneys on a tone deaf post about how last years restrictions were the perfect reason to not have to entertain or see extended family..
Table scaping gotta get a mention
MOD's so-called "ethical Christmas" is what started all these threads. If anyone needs a laugh, go back and read page one. It's bloody classic. "Alice" chimed in for the first time at post 9. Post 10 is a recap of some of the stuff they were gifted that year, it's worlds away from 2021 FOD and his battery charger.
MOD & FOD - Mother Of Daughters & Father Of Daughters
So MOD has declared they are going to have an ethical Christmas of charitable donations and no gifts between MOD/FOD. Very easy to do this when your year has been swamped with gifts, holidays, breaks, all sorts of lovely things I also hate the way that the message is you aren’t ‘unethical’...
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Oh no. I was in London last weekend and went to "Christmas at Kenwood" - but I haven't posted about it on instagram yet so I hope that's still acceptable?
- complaining about his daughters' Christmas wish lists (too expensive...)
All forgiven hun. I loved the library the most. My money is on the Rembrandt being a copy though. No way would they hang the real deal there.
Courtney Adamo posted her 14 year old son's wishlist. Underwear, clothes, wireless headphones and a sewing machine.
Hmm can't tell with the picture if it's an old one.
Why is he running a poll about newspapers and the Royal Family? What on earth does that have to do with his 'brand'?
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