The lips are bloody scary.Re her boobs, I know she’s always had big ones and this can be a curse/blessing for many women. However all her recent photos with Sly, including the running ones they were markedly smaller which suggested she’d lost absolutely tons of weight her entire torso looked petite. That wedding photo is mega flattering and I admit she looked amazing...but that is clearly not her figure.
I actually thought that on this photo it looked like she was discretely breastfeeding a baby and that was the head of a baby because it was so huge and low - again I’m not body shaming her for this, it’s just that the last image I saw of her was the wedding photo and there’s no evidence of those boobs. I guess my point is that it’s interesting what you actually see when Clem is not in control of editing her own photos.
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Well spotted they do look different again and I hadn’t seen this clip so hadn’t seen she had a halter neck top on. No support with those.MOD’s boobs however look much better with her arms in the air so I think maybe the issue with the other photos comes from wearing a swimming costume without much support.
An arrogant, racist midwife, a rabid anti-vaxxer PE teacher, a nonsensical, life-coach charlatan. What a lovely bunch, eh? By your friends shall ye be known, ST.Clem is defo on the cusp of making a comeback. She’s being featured more and more on line. Usually she’s not seen on anything that swim tits posts.
Uncomfortable to see that all her pals down there are happy to befriend a racist.
and the woman that does the fitness stuff is a crazy anti-vaxer.
She had a bad birth and was in the papers, she was a Welsh girl?!Hi!
Bit random but, does anyone remember a single mum instablogger (I think her name was dani/danielle) and she had abit of beef with MOD? She was super 70’s/80’s MOD and northern. She went AWOL not sure why?! I cant remember her username for the life of me!! She was friends with another woman who lied about having cancer! Sorry its so vague!
"Your tiny tins of craft beer"Ohhhh FUCK OFF
I’d like to punch him at the best of times, but that smug look on his face when he said “that means I can go to camp bestival!!”
I hope your solar chargers break. I hope you forget to turn your car lights off and your battery dies before the drive home. I hope the nearest portaloos get blocked and you have to walk three miles for a shit. I hope the festival nannies slip the twins an extra shot of caffeine before bed. I hope clemmie’s rugby player turns up. I hope your tiny tin cans of craft beer have been infected with legionella. I hope you’re stupid enough to announce to 886 thousand people that your giant house will be vacant this weekend. I hope cash carraway turns up and decks you.
Well at least one of those has already come true. Ugh I don’t know why this has infuriated me so much, especially after he’s done so many more aggravating things previously! That smug face just did me in tonight.
They do look the same! I genuinely thought that ST was DLAM in the group photo, whoopsSnap! I struggled to work out which was Glen on the first pic, why do they all look the effing same?!
@Dogmuck who knew boob binding was a thing but the wedding boobs and sailing boobs are noticeably different!
I just find ST so tory cringe!
No longer instamums they are all instaclonesThey do look the same! I genuinely thought that ST was DLAM in the group photo, whoops
I feel like Sam Cam is the shepherd of this entire friendship group.Snap! I struggled to work out which was Glen on the first pic, why do they all look the effing same?!
@Dogmuck who knew boob binding was a thing but the wedding boobs and sailing boobs are noticeably different!
I just find ST so tory cringe!
Have you seen Carla Freeman on IG do her sketch of the nursery mums....definitely worth watching and you'll see a few of her characters in this tribeI feel like Sam Cam is the shepherd of this entire friendship group.
If anyone has ever watched Motherland then the character Amanda feels like a hybrid of this entire boatload of women…
They've definitely followed some tired old group photoshoot styling advice from the mid 2000's with their blues and whites/lights, plain or striped. Can you imagine the dress theme memo on the group chat, droning on about cohesive style and flow and the importance of no one member standing out from the rest? Maybe it even included a fashion mood board, sorry INSPO board, to set the tone for the day. The sad bastardsALERT! Multiple pics of Glen on ST’s account. Birthday outing on a fancy boat
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Oh god they so would do thisThey've definitely followed some tired old group photoshoot styling advice from the mid 2000's with their blues and whites/lights, plain or striped. Can you imagine the dress theme memo on the group chat, droning on about cohesive style and flow and the importance of no one member standing out from the rest? Maybe it even included a fashion mood board, sorry INSPO board, to set the tone for the day. The sad bastards
This stuff exisits for a reason hun- how ever would a lady learn otherwise?They've definitely followed some tired old group photoshoot styling advice from the mid 2000's with their blues and whites/lights, plain or striped. Can you imagine the dress theme memo on the group chat, droning on about cohesive style and flow and the importance of no one member standing out from the rest? Maybe it even included a fashion mood board, sorry INSPO board, to set the tone for the day. The sad bastards
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Also with the dishwasher sum.
1.It would take max 10-15 mins to unload. Don't need to pay £30 for the full hour.
2. No teenage would ever really does 35h of housework in the home to begin with.
NoooIt's a shame he can't shut his head in there & switch that thing on.
But what would her comeback be - there’s no way she can use the midwife angle again, her interiors are dated, no brand will want to be associated with her. Her day of fronting an M&S campaign is over. I can’t see any event using her as a speaker. Her children are too old to carry the old outnumbered/working/stressed mum of four young children thing. I don’t think she could possibly even try to come back and say it was all a misunderstanding and base her comeback on how she was trolled, misunderstood, etc.Clem is defo on the cusp of making a comeback. She’s being featured more and more on line. Usually she’s not seen on anything that swim tits posts.
Uncomfortable to see that all her pals down there are happy to befriend a racist.
and the woman that does the fitness stuff is a crazy anti-vaxer.
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