5p from the ice cream van
can you imagine it now?
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can you imagine it now?
Coming out of lurking to ask about the pizza ovenā¦.how does that work with a huge group of people? It looks like you could only get one tiny pizza in that thing!Spotlight on that pesky tree
But this photo...we know ST has a pizza oven but the SODS havenāt ever mentioned they had one...and we know theywould have told us...but ignoring the pizza oven and looking at the basket...everything about that screams ST. Impractical, pointless, little red riding hood style picnic basket that serves no purpose other than looking pretty. Itās a camping holiday, everyone else has put their stuff in bags for life but ST will have been thinking about skipping down the hill in a floaty dress carrying a picnic basket whilst her husbands takes photos. Even glen wouldnāt be arsed bringing that along with her brood!
More evidence this is the ST trip.
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It was the ST trip. First picture is hers (with that pesky tree) second is FoD's, with ST'S husband and friend (Cutts) circled. Nothing wrong with posting about the trip, or doing it after the event. It's hiding the timing that is baffling. He has probably been obfuscating to hide that they haven't had a luxury 'foreign' holiday this year.
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I bought Park Drive and a 1p match- if my mum an dad knew they would have ripped my lungs out through my ear . Wish our ice cream man had sold them! We made do with a screw ball
It is baffling - but this is the Hoopers we talking about here . It seems like he is just as craft as her .
I only encountered Park Drive when I decided with a friend to go and see āthe Northā (first night we slept in the photo booth in Birmingham New Street Station). Couldnāt believe how cheap they were but soon realised after I tasted one.
Pretty shocked the screenshots have been taken down. There were no identifying features to the pictures at all. Though I do appreciate kids make mistakes.
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Oh whoopsie, thanks! There's a reason I'm a long time lurker and not a poster....no idea what I'm doing
Holy shitballs.
Nothing says getting back to basics and enjoying nature like whipping out a set of sodding great commercial grade spotlights and a pizza oven, eh?
Nothing says getting back to basics and enjoying nature like whipping out a set of sodding great commercial grade spotlights and a pizza oven, eh?
Agree with everything youāve said Doggers, especially this. Iām old and can remember kids dabbling in drugs and drink (and sex) when I was the same age as A (there was also a lot of lying and exaggerating in there too though). There was no social media back then (TF) but half the fun was doing it behind your parents back anyway. I remember coming out of a pub when I was about 15 and one of my mums old friends was outside and I was absolutely bricking it that sheād tell my parents, even though they hadnāt spoken to each in about 10 years. I actually cannot believe she thought it was ok to put it on social media, but someone made the excellent point of FOD and MOD bragging about cool they are with their āadultā headaches and how FOD used to be a raver. I also remember when MOD repierced her nose, she did a post saying that sheād first done it herself when she was drunk as a teenager. As ever, itās apparently fine to do all these things if youāre middle class with a bit of money behind you, but if youāre working class, youād be labelled as terrible parents. (Apart from on here obvs, where we know the ODās parenting stinks). And letās not forget that MOD & FOD are aligned with celebrities so they didnāt choose the rock n roll lifestyle, the rock n roll lifestyle chose them
. How anyone can look to FOD for parenting advice or hold him up as a paragon of fatherhood absolutely baffles me.
They do one at a time youāre right - but they are done quickly - well the actual cooking of them - the fannying around making the pizza, doing the base and prepping the toppings etc takes about 2 hours
Donāt be a lurker come join us - we probs all made that mistake at first. Make sure you crop your photos for your own safety. But the rules of Tattle are that we donāt show account info of non celebs (like the hoopersOh whoopsie, thanks! There's a reason I'm a long time lurker and not a poster....no idea what I'm doing
), people with less than 10k following I think is the limit. We also try not to talk about them or mention them as this is a FOD thread. An unwritten rule is that we donāt show childrenās faces...we let their parents do that tit and we hold the moral high ground. So donāt worry Iām certain I made those mistakes until someone pointed it out, come join in, we are always happy for new team members 
Same babe. One of our team decided to have them taken down but I know not why - maybe the Hoopers, ST or the grans walk amongst us
Too true Fanny too trueAgree with everything youāve said Doggers, especially this. Iām old and can remember kids dabbling in drugs and drink (and sex) when I was the same age as A (there was also a lot of lying and exaggerating in there too though). There was no social media back then (TF) but half the fun was doing it behind your parents back anyway. I remember coming out of a pub when I was about 15 and one of my mums old friends was outside and I was absolutely bricking it that sheād tell my parents, even though they hadnāt spoken to each in about 10 years. I actually cannot believe she thought it was ok to put it on social media, but someone made the excellent point of FOD and MOD bragging about cool they are with their āadultā headaches and how FOD used to be a raver. I also remember when MOD repierced her nose, she did a post saying that sheād first done it herself when she was drunk as a teenager. As ever, itās apparently fine to do all these things if youāre middle class with a bit of money behind you, but if youāre working class, youād be labelled as terrible parents. (Apart from on here obvs, where we know the ODās parenting stinks). And letās not forget that MOD & FOD are aligned with celebrities so they didnāt choose the rock n roll lifestyle, the rock n roll lifestyle chose them
How anyone can look to FOD for parenting advice or hold him up as a paragon of fatherhood absolutely baffles me.
Some women are willing to settle for so much less than they deserve. They will see a man looking after his own kids as something special rather than something that should be a basic expectation. It's the same with helping with house work and cleaning bin anyone who says it's "women's work"
.Ah I can picture it now:Holy shitballs.
Nothing says getting back to basics and enjoying nature like whipping out a set of sodding great commercial grade spotlights and a pizza oven, eh?
"Did you pack the organic butter hun?"
"What about the ethical Ethiopian hand made picnic blanket?"
"Muuuuuuuuum where are my sunglasses made from 100% recycled plastic bottles?"
Where's my red lippy? Which one? The one that gives 10% of it's profits to charity but I got for free as a prproduct.
Random talk about content for the gram.
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The Natwest link on his bio is down but the rockett one is still on the house account and takes you to their site where they talk about the brilliant Simon Hooper.
How come you were following her? Do you know her?
Interesting. I was coming on to say that after me posting on here last night saying Rockett hadnāt responded to me any further I sent them a message saying how disappointed I was.
They did then respond today apologising and said they would do no further work with the Hoopers! Small win I suppose but disappointing they werenāt asked to take it down!
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Well done and thank you on persevering, tbh would assume theyāve seen they saw no ROI on that feature so are happy to appease actual paying customers in saying theyāre not working together anymore. If people were actually buying tit I doubt theyād care, they clearly arenāt bothered in the slightest that theyāre gifting tit to that awful family.
Iāll do a new thread but cba doing a recap so anyone else want to add they most certainly can 
New thread this way trolls>>>>
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