Father of Daughters #44 My vagina slams itself shut every time I see his stories.

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I think we may need to organise a troll template.
 
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Hope this helps anyone planning a reno. (Loomwell do wallpaper ) . I saw someone putting wallpaper on her ceiling.




You trolls just need to get more creative.

 

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I messaged both trampoline companies, and both grass companies.

You're welcome Sly
 
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My work is flexible as I'm self employed- but I don't have the know-how to get on with much on my own (painting, hanging pics, shelves etc is my limit). It will come together in the end. And when you and I look at our nicely done houses and gardens, we will be able to say we worked, saved, toiled over, and paid for all of it our bloody selves with out having to go furrowing our foreheads on insta
 
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But has the ‘stuff’ brought them any happiness? MOD’s downfall must give her an almost constant feeling of humiliation. She had it all in an influencer/well known persona sense and it was something she absolutely adored and coveted - gone overnight. Invitations to events/guest speaker at events/fronting a M&S campaign - all gone. Popping to London on the train to do a work shift and staying over for a night or two to attend the events and lunches - gone, now it‘s more work shifts out of financial necessity rather than to credit herself as being a midwife expert. FOD seems a miserable person, unhappy and bored without any friends. During MOD’s heyday, he seemed to spend most of his time alone with the children. Gifted/discounted holidays abroad/weekend retreats in the UK - gone. MOD always seemed completely overwhelmed by the twins. Every conceivable household item gifted or discounted. From what they portray, they don’t/didn’t seem happy as a couple. They seem to resent having their first child at a young age. The decor of their house influenced by what they could get discounted or gifted from brands - bland and without any personality.

They may get gifted items for their garden, thought hopefully not, but will only bring them a fleeting sense of happiness while they are unboxing the items. A few months later, they will be inside looking out at their garden while it’s raining and feeling discontented and wondering what gifts and discounts can they blag next as they chase happiness and validation.
 
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I thought he went for half height shutters to keep costs down, because he is a tight wanker?

He can't even remember his own bullshit stories. Anyway, they still look shit with those blinds above them.

 
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Hard agree () @heretoreaditall2019
I think we may need to organise a troll template.
Templates are not a good idea unfortunately, as if a business gets a lot of the same email it starts to look like an organised campaign and they are less likely to respond or listen. It's always better for people to write it in their own words with relevant links to the offending begging arsehole, which is a shame as a template would speed stuff up. You can have a template letter for the same begger to send to different brands though, I have one for the Ingham family which I like to send to brands that might be considering gifting/collabing with the beast of Bradford and her n of a husband
 
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I really don't like the shutters. The blinds also look cheap (and I have plenty of Ikea items at home so it's not Ikea snobbery) but all that aside, what strikes me as a major irony is the significant effort made to achieve privacy from a couple who have exposed every intimate moment of their lives over the last five years. You could stand outside that house, unable to see in, but go on your phone and see one of their children inside on a potty.
 
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I thought he went for half height shutters to keep costs down, because he is a tight wanker?

He can't even remember his own bullshit stories. Anyway, they still look shit with those blinds above them.

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There are so many errors in this. Soooooo many. But can shutters be domineering? They are inanimate objects. Surely they dominate, not domineer? Then in his stories, he drawers things. He/she (we can't discount that it us Clemmie) is either as thick as champ or CBA to get it right. And if it's him, I'm surprised he doesn't get into trouble with his work.

Advance notice of next beg.
 

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I don’t want to say too much but tbh I tend to do my tattle admin when baby is napping & I can’t leave her so I do get plenty done and let’s leave it at that

I imagine Candice’s mates are also on the case as they’ve only bagged some cheap shit baubles and some god awful prints in over a year of trying very fucking hard. Post the June BLM moment no brand wants the shit, the Hoopers aren’t worth it. Plus can’t imagine under current circumstances where you can’t get a workman without a 2/3 month lead time for people wanting to do up their houses & gardens that brands will feel inclined to give anyone freebies in this space...
 
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He’s A total fool, imagine even telling a story such as he’s recounted on his most recent post to 5 year old before they go to sleep. If they were actually in the bedroom at all. He‘s really desperate for matetial.
 
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He is really just throwing anything on there for content isn't he.

Is he trying to be funny? Oh look at me pretending to tell my kids a scary made up bedtime story.

Yeah you are so hilarious Sly.
 
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It’s astonishing just how grabby the pair of them still are and that they can’t just let it go...no one wants to partner with you. How can they not see this?!

Just had an ad for Cath Kidston on insta...Swim Tits can get an initialed bag to put swim stuff in!

 
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