Father of Daughters #42 He is dull. He has nothing to sell. They ruined it all in French.

[HensInTheSkirting]

So for content he’s tried:

Getting a new puppy
Cutting his own hair
Cooking
DIY
Shed building
Twins not sleeping
Glen on the gram
Dad dancing


GIVE IT UP! It’s tedious!

He’ll be joining the #seashanty bandwagon next!

 

[Hatchet_job]

So for content he’s tried:

Getting a new puppy
Cutting his own hair
Cooking
DIY
Shed building
Twins not sleeping
Glen on the gram
Dad dancing


GIVE IT UP! It’s tedious!

He’ll be joining the #seashanty bandwagon next!

I so wish you hadn't planted the sea shanty idea in his head

 

[Emmadale]

So for content he’s tried:

Getting a new puppy
Cutting his own hair
Cooking
DIY
Shed building
Twins not sleeping
Glen on the gram
Dad dancing


GIVE IT UP! It’s tedious!

He’ll be joining the #seashanty bandwagon next!

Please no....those things stick in my head anyway so couldn’t be doing with his smug face attached to it!

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

So for content he’s tried:

Getting a new puppy
Cutting his own hair
Cooking
DIY
Shed building
Twins not sleeping
Glen on the gram
Dad dancing


GIVE IT UP! It’s tedious!

He’ll be joining the #seashanty bandwagon next!

FFS don’t give him ideas

 

[skronkywildcat]

Soon may the Sellerman come
To bring us twinnies and his sad man bun
One day, when the trollin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

 

[LuBiLu]

Awwww bless him.

Giving it his all, but still no #ads.

 

[Blahblahbuzzy]

Is it a year since his hair bobble comeback post? Maybe the man bun is a little nod to the anniversary.

 

[HensInTheSkirting]

Soon may the Sellerman come
To bring us twinnies and his sad man bun
One day, when the trollin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

One day when the slymer man come
To bring us tatties and dry roast lamb
We’ll fake our followers and go...

 

[EddieBeds]

What is that dancing about? No one wants to see the twit in a hat doing his stupid dad dance.

Oh I’m now singing ‘twit in a hat’ to the theme tune (or possibly one of the songs in it) of the animated ‘Cat in a hat’ that my little one is obsessed with.

 

[houseofhoop]

Whoooo more bingo wins? Who called the haircut story?

He's getting half his content from tattle.

Also pals, be warned, FOD HAS A MAN BUN.

I called the man bun!!!!!

 

[Emmadale]

I called haircut but with Glen doing it (like her appearance for it last year) so only half a point for that one!

And shows he’s lying that he’s always cut it as she was doing it!

Or have I totally lost my memory and he was doing hers?!

 

[EddieBeds]

I called haircut but with Glen doing it (like her appearance for it last year) so only half a point for that one!

And shows he’s lying that he’s always cut it as she was doing it!

Or have I totally lost my memory and he was doing hers?!

Oh I think maybe he was doing hers? Was it in the second kitchen? Vaguely remember it.

 

[houseofhoop]

Copy twit multi dad has also done the dad roast reel

 

[OhMyWord]

Oh I’m now singing ‘twit in a hat’ to the theme tune (or possibly one of the songs in it) of the animated ‘Cat in a hat’ that my little one is obsessed with.

The twit came back...the very next day. The twit came back...we thought he was a goner. But the twit came back...he just couldn’t stay away

 

[EddieBeds]

The twit came back...the very next day. The twit came back...we thought he was a goner. But the twit came back...he just couldn’t stay away

I want to react with to this also! Thank you!

 

[Titfer]

No one wants to see the twit in a hat doing his stupid dad dance.

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[Sunshine&clouds]

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I second this.

 

[Middleagedwannagramma_]

No, Simon, no one is thinking the candle makes the wallpaper dance cause of a bleeping flickering wick - No One!!! You pretentious middle class waffling twit. And, it's flickering from a chemical reaction with Oxygen and wax you absolute moron. Not your drafty pile of a house that you've been able to buy with gifted family wealth, then thrown up all over with your vom taste in interior decorating.

 

[AutumnDays]

No, Simon, no one is thinking the candle makes the wallpaper dance cause of a bleeping flickering wick - No One!!! You pretentious middle class waffling twit. And, it's flickering from a chemical reaction with Oxygen and wax you absolute moron. Not your drafty pile of a house that you've been able to buy with gifted family wealth, then thrown up all over with your vom taste in interior decorating.

What I was thinking is who would light a candle in a cloakroom that is out of sight from all living areas when there are young children in the house, children who climb presses and ladders at the drop of a hat.

 

[Hatchet_job]

No, Simon, no one is thinking the candle makes the wallpaper dance cause of a bleeping flickering wick - No One!!! You pretentious middle class waffling twit. And, it's flickering from a chemical reaction with Oxygen and wax you absolute moron. Not your drafty pile of a house that you've been able to buy with gifted family wealth, then thrown up all over with your vom taste in interior decorating.

1. That's the toilet and they have a candle lit alongside fragrance sticks. Surely that's a bit much?
2. He's begging for insulation work.