Father of Daughters #42 He is dull. He has nothing to sell. They ruined it all in French.

[Saddlesoap]

Will keep it to FOD chat now, sorry everyone!

Yep sorry all

 

[Behelzabobs]

So true

 

[Dogmuck]

Free school meals

 

[houseofhoop]

WTAF? What he has moobs. Is this a recent post Rainbs or are you digging this out of your “Sly wanking material” archive folder?

ETA- come on @Axatogrind do your thing on this photo...there’s so much to work with...even the sign in the background

He’s posted a story today with photo awards

 

[Dogmuck]

Wonder if the puppy was at Granny Glen’s to keep her secret from the children? And she also hung up four stockings for them.

Is that Glens mums gaff or HOH? If it’s Glens mums they are totally going for identical house vibes

 

[Middleagedwannagramma_]

@Cariad ooo thanks! Glad to know there is some actual science behind this. Maybe it's kinder to the snail this way, wondering if they'd slime across a face given the choice. Still think I'd prefer a pot of the stuff.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Oh even the Boden model pic won't load.

 

[Hatchet_job]

Maybe one guest room for a future au pair, or a nanny/manny?

Wouldn't a Manny put Fod's nose out of joint?

 

[FairyBread]

Maybe there’s a genuine communication problem in the house and they need to tell each other things through the art of art, let’s look at the evidence...

mum - in playroom
BE KIND - in dining room
Girls - tiled into bathroom floor
C - in the kitchen dressing room
I love you (in French) - above Glens mirror in the kitchen dressing room

Sure there’s more in other rooms. It’s all making sense now

H - in the REAL kitchen

 

[Saddlesoap]

100% agree. I expect he was over walked too. 5 mins per month of age for on lead walking.

There is no scientific evidence for this rule. Definitely restrict them, but not this much. No veterinary orthopaedic surgeon I know recommends it.

 

[Hatchet_job]

Is it just me or is it a bit stupid to store alcohol openly in your living room if you have children? I mean kids can be a bit stupid...but I guess they like trips to the A&E

The room could be locked or they might just have put it out for the photo.

 

[skronkywildcat]

@Dogmuck Hiya! I've been reading but not had anything to add as mainly waaaaay behind on most threads.

 

[Emmadale]

I scrolled through his grid and there was no comparable footage of the twins bedtime routine though it just might not have been posted.

Lots of it is done on stories.

 

[Mustard]

1k a roll wallpaper and this is how it's executed.

That is wallpaper?

 

[Hatchet_job]

More wall art.

 

[Hatchet_job]

I dont get why he has put a spring where action mans winky should be ? If he saying he is saying hes accepting an award then ok - but why do the spring thing ?

Maybe it's part of showing what he has to offer...

 

[Hatchet_job]

Where are you Hatchet? I’m so interested in the different rules. My friend in France said it’s masks on as soon as you leave the house but they’re currently allowed to mix in houses whereas everything shut in Oct...but here house mixing was the first to go (unless you’re the SOD’s/ST!)

Norn Iron. My friends twins are both GPs and they make sure I stick to the rules and more.

 

[Saddlesoap]

It's really important for Dachshunds as they can suffer badly from Queen Anne Legs, which then impacts their back. My partner is actually a vet, and I know he's read studies. He's working now but I can dig them out if you want to read the research.

Definitely 5 mins per month of life? I would definitely be interested in reading them at some point, because I wasn't aware there was anything confirmed. (RVN)

 

[Middleagedwannagramma_]

@Tattlingpineapple adore this and that it's still on the walls! I've adjusted lol, hers is a (very) bright blue and she loves it, one wall is a pale grey so the projector can go on it. Exactly like you say she got to choose it . The ig hexagonal fad on the walls in one of the teens in the house of horrors is just copying a trend!

 

[rainbowlemon]

I am dead

Maybe his fashion sense can bring you back to life. .

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Maybe it's part of showing what he has to offer...

"I can do whatever you like. What gives you pleasure?" He said in a Russian accent.

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