Father of Daughters #42 He is dull. He has nothing to sell. They ruined it all in French.

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Mustard

Chortlebear said:
Only just caught up with latest post and comments are GONE! There must have been too much abuse for them to keep up with so they just removed them all. PLEASE tell me someone got some screen shots of people calling their bullshit out?!
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The comments are there.
 
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sassmaster3000

Dogmuck said:
@sassmaster3000 which one did you buy. I’ve seen the koala ones will investigate further.
Thanks trolls x
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I just looked and it’s from a brand called Leekon. It was the only one I could find online that would deliver to NZ, without having to pay 300 dollars for one from australia.
I just realised the leaflet itself doesn’t actually explicitly say it’s a cooling one, but I’ve definitely found it to be. And I’m one of those people who has to have a fan on (or an open window, when I didn’t live in a ground floor flat) in order to sleep
 
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Bizziebody

From his rooftop picture they live further away from the beach than I imagined.
Why do instawankers not just DO something without having to inform their fans?, no one actually gives a rats arse about your stupid roof, shed or any other 'job' on your pile of bricks.
If your kid hates video chats why bother doing it, let em talk to Gaga on the phone.
He's worried about the paint work, that shoe box/ coat rack at his front door had paint off it as soon as he finished it, or by the time he put his bragging pictures up. KNoBNEY.
 
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Pinkblush

The beauty of the gram. Pretending to engage with 'fans' about roof but just fishing for freebies.
 
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Jumbojet1251

Re the “Please come and re-roof my house for free” post, I absolutely LOVED the bit that said (iirc) “I THINK it’s felt” Husband and I fell about laughing! What else could it be fodders? Asda mozzeralla cheese slices?

Such an obvious thirsty auld cunt otter!

And look at him all puffed up like a baboons shitter because he can put a bike together. Tragic, tragic man.
 
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houseofhoop

Tragic, tragic Desperate man
 
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ExhaustedDad

Jumbojet1251 said:
And look at him all puffed up like a baboons shitter because he can put a bike together. Tragic, tragic man.
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Back in the day (before they fucked it) those bikes would have arrived fully assembled with a load of girly bike accessories and #gifted (smallest font possible at the bottom of the post of course)
 
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OhMyWord

I’m confused as to why he’s so concerned about his roof “looking boring.” Are you planning to put another kitchen up there, FOD?
 
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Bizziebody

Why worry about the roof looking boring, look in the mirror and see the most boring git in Ramsgate. Who does he think can see his stupid roof anyway?
 
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heretoreaditall2019

He’s hoping a fan girl will get in touch saying oh my husband’s a roofer, he’ll come round and look at it for you *for entirely free* and then do the work *for free*

I know they don’t / can’t pay for things so will be unaware, but at the moment it’s incredibly hard to find any tradesman with availability as everyone wants stuff done as we’re all at home. They’re turning down jobs at the moment & scarcely need to advertise, much less spend a week doing shit for free for a useless dickhead with zero engagement?!
 
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Dogmuck

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New embarrassing video. Looks like the dogs are the new twins.

Wouldn’t suggest you look if you’re not a fan of him man handling the puppy.

Wouldn’t suggest you look if you’re not a fan of complete dick heads
 
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Blahblahbuzzy

Dogmuck said:
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New embarrassing video. Looks like the dogs are the new twins.

Wouldn’t suggest you look if you’re not a fan of him man handling the puppy.

Wouldn’t suggest you look if you’re not a fan of complete dick heads
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The warning came too late for me.

Why does he wear his hat half off his head? He looks like Where's Wally.
 
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Titfer

Dogmuck said:
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New embarrassing video. Looks like the dogs are the new twins.

Wouldn’t suggest you look if you’re not a fan of him man handling the puppy.

Wouldn’t suggest you look if you’re not a fan of complete dick heads
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He's been fucking told not to hold the fucking puppy like that. Fucking stupid prick....
 
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Notaninstamumeither

I don’t think he’s angling for the roof itself to be paid for (but who knows with that pair?!), but I think he’s hoping to get some sort of long running DIY sponsorship / YouTube channel. Look at me, everyday dad doing DIY! If they hadn’t totally fucked it, I could have seen this happening.
 
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rainbowlemon

Maybe they're just a really good brand, but it seems like a copy & paste from the influencer handbook.

 
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