Father of Daughters #40 they’ve gone completely rogue

[Bizziebody]

Never underestimate these nut job 'influencers' or their crazy fan girls.
Back when I had an Instagram account I followed one woman who had a rating system for herself, I rated her unrelatable.. Long after I had deactivated my account a crazy fan girl sent me an abusive text to my phone, how dare I not find this idiot relatable and I was obviously jealous of how wonderful Liv was at bagging all her free holidays, free clothes (which she sold off). I don't know how this person even got my phone number as I am careful giving it out and have a silent number.
The unrelatable House of White has just recently been carrying on like a manic moron, much like fodnEy. Apologies for the essay.

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Nah he is even worse! His oldest daughter must be so embarrassed. Imagine school friends and potentially your teachers being able to see the dumb tit he gets up to! He isn’t funny, never was and never will be. He’s such a pathetic mess to watch and he looks so bloody old!

I think those girls will grow up to be just like their parents thinking their own tit doesn't stink .

 

[MissPoppyFourPaws]

I'd be really p*ssed off with my husband if he went to a large supermarket, yet only returned with a basket worth of supplies .........
We shop for five, six if you include the pooch, surely he would need a trolley? Rather than being one ......

 

[sassmaster3000]

I'd be really p*ssed off with my husband if he went to a large supermarket, yet only returned with a basket worth of supplies .........
We shop for five, six if you include the pooch, surely he would need a trolley? Rather than being one ......

Must have been a really “essential” shop haha

 

[houseofhoop]

Nah he is even worse! His oldest daughter must be so embarrassed. Imagine school friends and potentially your teachers being able to see the dumb tit he gets up to! He isn’t funny, never was and never will be. He’s such a pathetic mess to watch and he looks so bloody old!

and in his head he probably thinks his kids think this
‘My dad is so cool, so on trend, all my friends will be so jealous cos of my cool dad’
Where as they probably see...

This is my favourite gif for Sly.

 

[Bizziebody]

Got the Mr Whippy music playing in my head.

 

[sassmaster3000]

and in his head he probably thinks his kids think this
‘My dad is so cool, so on trend, all my friends will be so jealous cos of my cool dad’
Where as they probably see...

This is my favourite gif for Sly.

this gif is exactly accurate. Ughhh I cringe so hard for him. How is he not embarrassed? Why has no one had a word? He must be sleeping in the “marmite room” because there’s no way glen would associate with this sadness.
ugh as much as I want them to disappear, I would absolutely watch a fly-on-the-wall style programme to see what’s going in their actual lives...FOD pissing around filming tit content whilst glen is away apparently slaving at her shifts...the dinner talk must be thrilling...

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

And I’m finally blocked

If Sly wants to start a competition on who has the most questionable digital footprint then hes in a league of his own. Who would want this to come up when future employers Google your name ?

 

[Bizziebody]

Slymon, a very fitting name for this wanker.

 

[Axatogrind]

Can someone please pass me the eye bleach?

 

[rainbowlemon]

Durex condoms are on sale on Amazon if anyone wants to stock up. 43-45% off too.

Being single I'm gonna keep browsing the biscuits.

 

[LuBiLu]

Durex condoms are on sale on Amazon if anyone wants to stock up. 43-45% off too.

Being single I'm gonna keep browsing the biscuits.

Do they sell human sized condoms. That prick needs to be stuffed in to one. The world needs protecting from that melt.

 

[Cariad]

I'd be mortified if my husband or one of my colleagues took to social media and posted photos like those ....he really has lost the plot and coming over as completely desperate

 

[GetOffMyLawn]

I'd be really p*ssed off with my husband if he went to a large supermarket, yet only returned with a basket worth of supplies .........
We shop for five, six if you include the pooch, surely he would need a trolley? Rather than being one ......

it’s because of wankers like him that Thanet has one of the highest infection rates in the country. We do just one shop a week which my husband does; one minor top up if needed. God he’s really pissing me off

 

[allybongo]

Do they sell human sized condoms. That prick needs to be stuffed in to one. The world needs protecting from that melt.

I think this is literally the best thing I have ever read on the t’interweb

 

[Rangoonio]

Today’s instalment of lady boner-killer: Slymon posting an image of himself on the toilet, trousers round his ankles.

 

[allybongo]

Ladies it’s been a rubbish week I’m feeling a bit down and am too lazy to search. Can someone please please post the period post? When he stands with his little sad face and a tray of tampax, tea and always-ultra?? Every time I see it I feel better about myself and my life choices

 

[MissPoppyFourPaws]

Ladies it’s been a rubbish week I’m feeling a bit down and am too lazy to search. Can someone please please post the period post? When he stands with his little sad face and a tray of tampax, tea and always-ultra?? Every time I see it I feel better about myself and my life choices

TBH, when I see that pic, I was SO glad that I had a hysterectomy in my 40s!

 

[Axatogrind]

For you, @allybongo

 

[Dogmuck]

Ladies it’s been a rubbish week I’m feeling a bit down and am too lazy to search. Can someone please please post the period post? When he stands with his little sad face and a tray of tampax, tea and always-ultra?? Every time I see it I feel better about myself and my life choices

Don’t say I never do anything for you @allybongo - I had to scroll through all the open mouth gawping selfies to find this!
Hope it makes you feel better

For you, @allybongo

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Haaa beat me to it
Double the laughs for Ms Bongo

 

[Axatogrind]

You know it's been a bad week if you need TWO period trays!