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Omg Trolls - you are on fire today! I don’t know if it’s cos it’s friday, the sun is shining, you lot have upped your game or I’m high off tile adhesive, but whatever, I’m loving life today
keep it coming you absolute beauties 
Typical, the melt.
I think Glen is gearing up to do her small brands/business shoutout begathon.
I’ve cringed myself inside out, this is the worst thing he’s ever written
The worst part was him filming himself "strutting" down the street to that grime song, like he is Sly the Gangster of Ramsgate.
If my husband did that, our teenage sons would disown him. No doubt about it. And I would have to change back to my maiden name and move to Spain to avoid the humiliation.
Totally OT again, soz Guys, but with a music and sly theme. Did anyone else hear the Children in Need record, Oasis cover “stop crying your heart out”? (could be one for our Slys list when he realises he’s irrelevant) Omg I was on my way to the shops and it had me 
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It’s one of those songs that gets me anyway as a good friend, who died young, had it at his funeral but IMHO I think they’ve done a beautiful job, loads of artists on it. There’s a video to accompany it which will be shown tonight.
Sorry to derail x
.It’s one of those songs that gets me anyway as a good friend, who died young, had it at his funeral but IMHO I think they’ve done a beautiful job, loads of artists on it. There’s a video to accompany it which will be shown tonight.
Sorry to derail x
I must admit when I watched him doing that I thought to myself if I saw him walking past me in the street, I would go out of my way to avoid him, cross the road even, he looked f*cking deranged!
Soooo HOH small business bs, is basically Swim tits and their freebies...stop me, oh ohhh, stop me, stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one seen all this tit before
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They’re thick as tit, why didn’t they put swipe ups? To actually benefit these businesses and so they can actually share their engagement w brands they’re pitching to? Honestly how the duck did they ever get so big they’re dumb as duckSoooo HOH small business bs, is basically Swim tits and their freebies...stop me, oh ohhh, stop me, stop me if you think that you’veheard this oneseen all this tit before
Because it's purely performative, they don't really give a tit about ACTUALLY helping small businesses.
Plus they are too lazy to take 30 seconds to add a link.
(grade A) TWATS
Song for his car thing:
I laugh every time I see the name of the shop who did their lampshade ‘Wandalust’ lol!!Soooo HOH small business bs, is basically Swim tits and their freebies...stop me, oh ohhh, stop me, stop me if you think that you’veheard this oneseen all this tit before
Standing tit is also on the band wagon of small businesses. Yawn.
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yep just heard her and I’m cringing hard...and I’ll leave that there So you small brands, you pay my magazine £50 and we will put you on our website.
Absolutely Swim Tits, why wouldn’t a small brand pay you £50 for content for your tit magazine 
Oh do duck off dear, you’re helping nobody but yourself!
How can you be talking to “small brands” asking them to pay £50 to sign up and then say there will be loads of discounts...on what’s love? They are already paying for access the the event. Or are you now talking to potential customers and offering discounts on the small brands products?
Who knows
but please don’t talk on camera again, it’s painful. Thank you
Not clear at all what attraction there is to this event as a small business. Just went on the site to see what it's about and as one of the lucky small businesses that successfully applies you're then going to be offering an exclusive discount to anyone that buys from you on the site!! Wtf
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Sweet Jesus what a bleeping con!
Hearst don’t have a proper analytics function but I’d happily do pro Bono work to see what an absolute bleeping flop this’ll be... pay someone to give away discounted product during your busiest time of year? Lmaoooo dumb dumb dumb! Pop the £50 on Etsy sponsored items and you’ll be fine huns x
Those that are cynical could say the Houseofhoopers shout-out for small brands is a cover for their own Christmas wish list. I’d like this wallet, my wife wants these pj’s. Stomach churning.
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