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I’m not only that, we are treated to hundreds of photos of said cake! It’s a bleeping cake woman let it go. No one gives a tit.
I am currently listening to this now. I have never really followed candice, I only dipped in with the whole Alice Gate situation. I had no idea how poorly she was treated when giving birth, I mean I knew it wasn’t good, but I didn’t know it was this terrible. I am making myself angry listening to the poor behaviour of the midwives, and this is even before we have got onto Clemmie.
Morning you funny bunch of trolls, you had me giggling with my coffee.
Your mum must be ace with that kind of breeding
Under his eye
Probs should check in with old Sly, he’ll be getting all upset that’s our attention has turned to weighted blankets and swim tits
I am your mum! Now stop being naughty and get your homework done
Your mum must be ace with that kind of breeding
Literally EVERYTHING she gets is a #gift, if you go back through her posts it’s one gift after another, never ever puts #Ad.
That dress is an abomination but as you mention Amish...maybe this is the new uniform for the Colonels wives in our new dystopian world where swim tits teaches us all how to live like a lady, be a sex goddess and yet still be meek, submissive, good little women in dresses? Blessed day!
Under his eye
Probs should check in with old Sly, he’ll be getting all upset that’s our attention has turned to weighted blankets and swim tits
how dare you!!! She’s a TrEnDsEtTeR!!! #RamsghettoLife
Admits: I bought a similar dress LAST year but wear with trainers. I was definitely ahead of the curve *leaves Tattle for now*
I know not everyone sea swims the same way. But it’s huge where I am, I know lots of people who do it and they all say the same - you go in, submerge (apparently if you didn’t pee before leaving home it’s likely to come out as you hit the cold water as some biological body response - fun fact of the day there!!), stay in for a couple minutes, get out, PUT ON DRY ROBE [and not take goosebumped selfies]. And this revolving door of bathing suits is just odd, it’s not about the fashion; it’s about the health benefits.
Also, thanks to all of you chatting about weighted blankets. I’ve been debating getting one for ages (I’m an insomniac and it’s awful) so think I may pull the trigger on getting one!
Also, thanks to all of you chatting about weighted blankets. I’ve been debating getting one for ages (I’m an insomniac and it’s awful) so think I may pull the trigger on getting one!
That green dress is a horror - it’s voluminously huge and sacklike. Makes her look much bigger than she is. And the colour is as drab as all their dark and gloomy #gifted kitchens.
@OhMyWord ‘revolving door of bathing suits’
Now I like this a lot!
Now I like this a lot!
I have adapted SO much of my vocab to British-ness over the last decade here but I will not say swimming costume. It just doesn’t work and with my accent it sounds ridiculous
So bathing suits it is!It was more the revolving door analogy I liked, it’s so apt!I have adapted SO much of my vocab to British-ness over the last decade here but I will not say swimming costume. It just doesn’t work and with my accent it sounds ridiculous
Ahh I see! Well it fits for her. She’s made it this fashion show thing for some unknown reason!
I now have a comedy image in my head of a clown going round and round in a set of revolving doors.
That after photo isn't of someone who's just completed an open water swim, as in a genuine exercise session covering distance. There's no way.
If she's not doing that, fine, but call it what it is. A dip, a plunge or whatever, but swimming it is not.
If she's not doing that, fine, but call it what it is. A dip, a plunge or whatever, but swimming it is not.
That dress is retro Laura Ashley crossed with Little House on the Prairie. 
Exactly the same. I’ve never thought how ridiculous swimming costume sounds until today
Bathing suit does conjure up images of the Victorian style full body cover up! Trolls we need to create a new name for swimming attire!She’s trying to make that look happen, it ain’t ever going to happen love!
Is this the reason why she nearly always has her legs crossed in her swimsuit photos?
Is it time she had her own thread, I wonder?
Several reasons and maybe desperate for a wee is one but I suspect the leg cross covers a multitude of sins! 1. Camel toe/unruly labia (that’s one for Jack Monroe fans) 2. Stray hairs 3. Gives the appearance of slimmer thighs 4. Combine 3 with standing on tip toes and legs appear longer and slimmer.Is this the reason why she nearly always has her legs crossed in her swimsuit photos?
Is it time she had her own thread, I wonder?
5. It’s what models do and she’s the editor of Red dontcha know, so along with knowing how to live like a lady, she’s also competent in, standing like a model!!!
There’s probably enough commentary for her own thread but I kind of like having her on here with her link to the SOD’s, we can play spot the SOD on her stories....although I’m sure they’ll be more careful after sausagegate!Is this the reason why she nearly always has her legs crossed in her swimsuit photos?
Is it time she had her own thread, I wonder?
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