Father of Daughters #39 I spy with my little eye, MODified sausages exposing more lies

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I might not have got a thread title but I’m taking credit for Swim Tits
Aww @EmmadaleI wish I’d have credited you in my intro- sorry lovely! I was concerned because I was feeling the “don’t body shame” vibes from certain quarters about my comments on her tits so tried to omit the tit comedy on the intro!

Free cocktail for you in da VIP club tonight.
 
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Judging by what appeared when I did a bit of googling looking for ideas for my photoshop, "swim tits" come in ALL shapes in sizes!
 
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Judging by what appeared when I did a bit of googling looking for ideas for my photoshop, "swim tits" come in ALL shapes in sizes!
Eek.... I suggest googling ‘cats on glass’ as a soothing eye bleach for the horrors you’ve just endured!
 
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No kitchen ads for me, but I wonder why I'm getting this!?



Sorry you had to go through that. It does sound like a yucky experience.

The thing is when I had facebook even though I wasn't a friend of someone I could still actually see some of their photographs. Personally I would suggest removing all your tags not just to your inlaws. Not using your full name but maybe use a nickname or a changed spelling of your name and surname. Check which groups your in are visible. Also make sure you check what your friends search setting is. I could search through all that person's friends too, find even more photos of them in other peoples photos. Check your likes and reviews too- delete the ones for local companies and I could even see which they had used. Heck I even found that persons old myspace account. It's crazy the amount of stuff just floating around.

Obviously this was all about some guy that I've been in love with for the past three years but not had an affair with. If anyone could hook me up with a spare rugby or hockey player please DM me.

BTW Dog in Dock is similar to Dogmuck don't ya think?

 
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It seems to be going very badly for FOD. It must be hard to be “father of daughters” without the daughters. Sausagegate wouldn’t have happened had he not been trying to wheel in the daughters for engagement/spons, while not wheeling them in per se. How long before he throws in the towel too? I’m struggling to see what the gain is for him. I can’t believe that there was no back up plan, or that this was the back up plan? How long were they planning to use the kids angle?
 
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Thanks @rainbowlemon. I have got it lock down to shit and checked and double checked it on Mr Dogmucks to see what people could see. My job meant I had to be really vigilant about my own personal details and my families. I was uber careful. However I set my mother & father in law up with an iPad about 7/8 years ago and then set them up on Facebook because they have family around the world who want to share and keep in touch! I didn’t factor in my F-I-L. He’s an absolute dick with technology. So I have all their details for everything and this afternoon I had emails saying their Apple ID and password needed changing. I have their emails set up on my phone too! They really are useless and I say almost weekly, if you’re having problems with the iPad then call...they don’t...but because I’ve got all of their stuff set up on my phone I generally see! Anyway called them, asked them if they knew who this man who had liked the photos was...they don’t! So I got into their Facebook and deleted the fucker! My f-I-l thinks friends suggestions are friends requests and he basically friends everyone (no shit he had 8000 friends, 2000 were from Vietnam, turns out he had suggested friends of ours from Nam and then just sent themselves all requests!!!). He had friended this man 2 days ago so it’s even more disturbing! I’ve now locked down their account and hopefully done some admin to tighten him up!!!

What’s age guy are you looking for? Also can I highly recommend you steer clear of rugger buggers! We can find you some love
 
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I really did laugh reading your FIL description. 8000 friends is crazy I had 25 at my peak. Maybe with his influence he could get some more followers for Fodders.

At this point anyone will do as long as long as he is is true to the #bekind mantra.
 
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Hehe thanks!

I didn’t see calling her swim tits as body shaming as she seems proud of them....and proud of her sea swimming
 
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You know he just assumed he'd be back in with the ad's and pr shizzle by now, but instead he's left scratching for content with already done to death Where's Wally in 2020 bollocks and genuinely thinking he has any legitimate reach in the states, population over 300 million!!! Are you fucking crackers, Simon. Wonder when he's gonna go for the account rename that someone else mentioned a while back? Now that he's edited his bio it's the next logical move. Ps. ST is my new IG rage trigger!
 
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I didn’t see calling her swim tits as body shaming as she seems proud of them....and proud of her sea swimming
It's not body shaming, it's just a nickname made up of one of her hobbies and a body part.

Sincerely,
Photoshop Arse
 
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It's not body shaming, it's just a nickname made up of one of her hobbies and a body part.

Sincerely,
Photoshop Arse
Which she keeps shoving in our face. Here is my evidence your honour.
God I’m so bored of seeing her in a swimsuit
 

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the quality of these new bots defo the right demographic for a “dad of 4” . This account set up 16 hours ago looking fo high jinks tomfoolery and DIY hacks for sure
This is so embarrassing
He always claimed that his account was for fun, so why buy followers?
 
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She and Simon are peas in a pod. Not an ounce of style, nor an original thought in their heads, yet so bloody pleased with themselves.

God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white person who went to a bog-standard fee paying school.
 
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She and Simon are peas in a pod. Not an ounce of style, nor an original thought in their heads, yet so bloody pleased with themselves.

God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white person who went to a bog-standard fee paying school.
I wouldn’t even say they were mediocre. I’d say substandard
 
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