Father of Daughters #39 I spy with my little eye, MODified sausages exposing more lies

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Fods in full Damage control this morning! Haha too late for that. He’s been on a deleting and blocking spree!!
 
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Totally OT the John Lewis Ad has dropped has anyone seen it? Quite cute but not their best
 
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How can he even have a job? So much time to play around on his creative outlet.
 
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She used to do small brand short outs on a Friday....
 
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Don’t give him ideas

Another song:

Beck - Loser
Can see it now - FOD in a beanie and skinny jeans, dancing in slow motion on the trampoline, surrounded by fairy lights and falling snowflakes. Cut to: the twins peeking out from behind a holly tree in the garden. He gestures for them to join him on the trampoline and they dance and jump, all holding hands. Cut to: a shot of an outdoor speaker system. Camera pans over the fairy lights and the trampoline, soft focus on FOD’s forehead furrows.
Tagline: Show then you’re never too old to enjoy Christmas, with John Lewis.
 
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Song suggestion:
Ten Fat Sausages Sizzling In The Pan (all occupants of the vehicle would probably know the lyrics)
 
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Cut to: twins peeking out from behind a holly tree in the garden. He gestures for them to join him on the trampoline, they retort with as if, you sad old fucker. We’re gonna watch YouTube for a bit then gangan’s giving us a lift to early years therapy. Pan up and eldest kid is vaping out the attic window “I FUCKING HATE FUCKING RAMSGATE WHY DID WE LEAVE LONDON”. Shot of middle kid burying herself in homework with non-gifted bottom of the range £4 wired earbuds in. Cut to Glen hurriedly hiding durex in her handbag and walking out the door. Back to FOD bouncing. Cut to Pablo, barking in the boot of the XC90. Fade. “For the love of an Ethical Christmas. John Lewis”
 
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Broadstairs breathes a huge sigh of relief...

As for the new JL ad... meh if I’m honest! Snowman FTW or the hibernating bear
 
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Re JL Christmas advert ...... I genuinely would be delighted if FOD and ST, or any influencer, mentioned the need for donations to food banks in the weeks before Christmas, either as goods or money. And the other weeks of the year too.
 
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This is pure gold. Please can the person doing the Sims version of House of Hooper use this for their inspo?!
 
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Genuinely snorting up my tea

ETA- read it 3 times now...still howling
 
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