Fod 39: Sly shows us his crusty weiner and it’s the wurst!
Soz that’s right out of slymons joke book
Soz that’s right out of slymons joke book
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This one is genius !
So proud to be amongst so many inspiring women.
(I'll also put a link for my new #AD with Superdrug, so if you could also talk about your mental health experience after childbirth that would really help. I won't mark it as an #AD until later on but I did get the conversation going right?)
#Doingahooper
#winginit
#womensupportingwomenbutigetpaidnotlaid
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Maybe we need to add old Swim tits in though, I’ve been thinking that Clunge might be her!This one!
#39 Sarah bakes Slys weiner but it’s not a banger it’s the wurst!
Or
#Sarah's Halloweiners over shadow her bangers because they are the wurst
Still don’t understand who reads red magazine, what is its target demog? I would say they should hire Clem for their social media dept but I can’t imagine their circulation would allow for two permanent members of staff...
The last magazine I bought was Disney&me back when we still had Safeways.It even came with a fish shaped paint set.
I can Picture Mitchelle Obama or Oprah giving an interview tbh.
I can Picture Mitchelle Obama or Oprah giving an interview tbh.
Oh it feels a bit tit lean in feminism & a bit naff? Audience of a certain age. Thank you for sharing though!
Yeah completely normal, the forlorn 5 year old gazing lovingly at the vomitShe’s claiming that FOD took the pictures of the back of her daughter, in a darkened room, facing the Halloween decorations, in costume.... because that wouldn’t be creepy at all?!
carved pumpkin 
whilst being papped by her new mates dad 
Just like the #gifted white night dress shots of them in a sun soaked field in France
Not quite love! Also, on the “adult” table there’s were two wine glasses and a tin of brew dog - was sly or was it Glen who was mixing it up on Saturday night? Or was it beer for the laaaaaadddss and wine for the ladies
...also nobody like your tit sausages Sarah - they were the wurstAttachments
Is it a lifestyle magazine? I don’t even know what it is a magazine for! (yes, I know it’s a magazine for wankers, stop being so childish, but I want to know what its content is!)
Busted!!!Yeah completely normal, the forlorn 5 year old gazing lovingly at the vomit
Just like the #gifted white night dress shots of them in a sun soaked field in France
Also, on the “adult” table there’s were two wine glasses and a tin of brew dog - was sly or was it Glen who was mixing it up on Saturday night? Or was it beer for the laaaaaadddss and wine for the ladies
According to the Red magazine media pack (https://www.hearst.co.uk/brands/red)
"Red helps its Generation X readers recognise their true potential, as they reframe what success looks like and how to achieve it. It provides a beautiful, mood-boosting mix of style, beauty, interiors, food, travel and wellbeing."
- Sarah Tomczak, Editor
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"Red helps its Generation X readers recognise their true potential, as they reframe what success looks like and how to achieve it. It provides a beautiful, mood-boosting mix of style, beauty, interiors, food, travel and wellbeing."
- Sarah Tomczak, Editor
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Brace yo bad selves trolls, Sly is having a little, “getting away with it” bot buying celebration! Wonder if he’ll claim hacked hacked again or if he’s got this one under control?
Yeah completely normal, the forlorn 5 year old gazing lovingly at the vomit
The carved pumpkin lovingly created by a 10 year old as a decoration for the party she apparently wasn't even attending.
I suppose it could happen
Sorry @Axatogrind im just reframing what success looks like...oh go on you know you want to put some of those tit platitudes of Sarah’s into Glens framesThe carved pumpkin lovingly created by a 10 year old as a decoration for the party she apparently wasn't even attending.
I suppose it could happen
Their frames are already full of tit platitudes 
The Hoopers have sure as hell reframed what success looks like
The Hoopers have sure as hell reframed what success looks like
Oh no, I’m Generation X (just) ..... how have I managed to live for five and a half decades without seeking advice from Red? My potential is probably nowhere near true, I’m too short sighted to notice any reframing ...... and I really CBA, or feel I need, to boost my mood with someone else’s ideas of how I should live my life!According to the Red magazine media pack (https://www.hearst.co.uk/brands/red)
"Red helps its Generation X readers recognise their true potential, as they reframe what success looks like and how to achieve it. It provides a beautiful, mood-boosting mix of style, beauty, interiors, food, travel and wellbeing."
- Sarah Tomczak, Editor
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This is true, but go on, indulge me. It’s miserable, windy & wet Monday just before lockdown, throw a dogmuck a bone wantchaTheir frames are already full of tit platitudes
Honestly @MissPoppyFourPaws - it would seem, you and I are both truly fucked
Omg this sounds tragic af. Reframe what success looks like sounds like your therapist talking you off the edge after being made redundant & starting divorce proceedings in the same week.According to the Red magazine media pack (https://www.hearst.co.uk/brands/red)
"Red helps its Generation X readers recognise their true potential, as they reframe what success looks like and how to achieve it. It provides a beautiful, mood-boosting mix of style, beauty, interiors, food, travel and wellbeing."
- Sarah Tomczak, Editor
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@Dogmuck ...... oh so true, we are, without a doubt 
OMG I just realised that this Sarah is the same Sarah Tomczak that has written those awful books that put feminism back 200 years. Did everyone else know this except me? No fecking wonder she’s editor of such a tit rag! She’d be more at home as a pageant mom in Alabama! I didn’t think it was possible to dislike this woman more, but yeah it’s possible!
What’s books do share!
ETA: I just googled it. Now she can duck right off if she wrote that drivel.
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