Congratulations to @Cliqueypedia (as recommended by @Titfer . Before I go on big shout out to the actual title with most reactions a massive 67 @ForeverMakingJibesWicked - sadly your wicked jibes are just too wicked but here it is for prosperity (you can still put it on your CV and LinkedIn hun)
“Sucking off punks underneath London Bridge; all because Miele won’t send me a fridge”
So roundup!
Well well well we got a new thread and we discussed all kinds of influencer dramas, good reads, good watches, noodles and still no sign of FOD but we did note young @Housedelaclunge was keeping an eye on us - so caring!
Then just like that, 140 restless days, 4.5 pages in to the new thread
HE came back to us 
His tentative sober return story told us he missed the creativity of the gram
he just wants to express himself and show the world his creativity...that’s all (sure Jan).
He realised that some of his previous stuff hadbeen insulting and shite landed wrong and he thought we needed to get over it was sorry we didn’t understand his humour. Many of the Tattlers thought he looked a bit haggard and had not aged well in his absence from the gram...but there was much whooping and excitement at Tattle Towers...our leader was back So what had Fod been doing? He’d turned 38, all kids were now at school, the house was empty...no mention of Glen
We all held our breaths for a bit and then the inevitable floodgates were opened...but it was not our Sly it was a new reincarnation, the phoenix had risen from the flames and we were treated to FOD the Builder...quickly, quickly jump over the The House of Hooper!
So while we were all wondering if the Hoopers were reflecting on their tone deaf posts, their exploitation of their children and racism, it turns out that FOD had been very very busy making creative content about his new role as DIY enthusiast! It was noted that this was a huge leap from the man who continually moaned that this “house stuff” was Glen’s and not his bag!
First up...claiming to have decorated the hall, stairs and landing of the entire house...not forgetting those pesky (not replaced from free by any mug) spindles. We already knew that, actually, all that had been done by Gill the decorator...not you Fod! Having come and read the thread here he got on his bike and back pedalled eventually begrudgingly giving Gill some credit.
Anyway since then it’s been panelling, panelling and more fkng panelling, “one of a kind” wall art and several photos of highly curated gallery walls and chairs that seem to move around the house
One of the kids tried to tunnel out of their bedroom wall!
Clunge is ever present
Please add (as you can see I was losing the will to live) any good bits I’ve missed
Mod edit, thread not created correctly
didn't have the right start and a small account isn't allowed as part of a title.
Was: 140 days and it looks like he’s not slept a wink(s_howard) for 138 of them!
“Sucking off punks underneath London Bridge; all because Miele won’t send me a fridge”
So roundup!
Well well well we got a new thread and we discussed all kinds of influencer dramas, good reads, good watches, noodles and still no sign of FOD but we did note young @Housedelaclunge was keeping an eye on us - so caring!
Then just like that, 140 restless days, 4.5 pages in to the new thread
HE came back to us His tentative sober return story told us he missed the creativity of the gram
he just wants to express himself and show the world his creativity...that’s all (sure Jan).He realised that some of his previous stuff had
So what had Fod been doing? He’d turned 38, all kids were now at school, the house was empty...no mention of Glen We all held our breaths for a bit and then the inevitable floodgates were opened...but it was not our Sly it was a new reincarnation, the phoenix had risen from the flames and we were treated to FOD the Builder...quickly, quickly jump over the The House of Hooper!
So while we were all wondering if the Hoopers were reflecting on their tone deaf posts, their exploitation of their children and racism, it turns out that FOD had been very very busy making creative content about his new role as DIY enthusiast! It was noted that this was a huge leap from the man who continually moaned that this “house stuff” was Glen’s and not his bag!
First up...claiming to have decorated the hall, stairs and landing of the entire house...not forgetting those pesky (not replaced from free by any mug) spindles. We already knew that, actually, all that had been done by Gill the decorator...not you Fod! Having come and read the thread here he got on his bike and back pedalled eventually begrudgingly giving Gill some credit.
Anyway since then it’s been panelling, panelling and more fkng panelling, “one of a kind” wall art and several photos of highly curated gallery walls and chairs that seem to move around the house
One of the kids tried to tunnel out of their bedroom wall!
Clunge is ever present
Please add (as you can see I was losing the will to live) any good bits I’ve missed
Mod edit, thread not created correctly
didn't have the right start and a small account isn't allowed as part of a title.Was: 140 days and it looks like he’s not slept a wink(s_howard) for 138 of them!
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thanks for correcting
