A few quick points before I go make dinner.
1.) Over £300 for 2 hosepipes and fittings that they are putting over by the Coach House. They can't see them! I would have them wall mounted in a frame with arrows pointing to them, if I paid that price. I think they have plans for the Coach House and it isn't Lala.
2.) Their parasol is the same as mine, though mine has a wooden pole.
3.)I hate those cushions! They remind me of something from The Golden Girls. OMG. I have just realised that is maybe her new aesthetic. The golf visor, sunglasses and chain, hats with scarves.
5.) If the wind blew over the pot with big bush and full of soil. Aluminium bistro furniture may not be the smartest thing for longevity. Maybe she intends taking it in every night, along with the parasol. It's too light with the aluminium pole and not secured in to the base, as she said herself.
6.)The great big feck off mirror. Is that for the garden too? My brother has mirrors hidden in the ivy in his courtyard and they are stunning. Especially when he lights candles in front of them.