A few thoughts about tonight's vlog...
Is Teefers getting a hefty discount from Nicholsons? The job has taken very long and she low key complains by saying it is their longest project. Perks up visibly when she says
everything they do at the house, is always the
biggest.
Is she for real???
Hence her mahoosive coffin beds are so big, even though they defeat the object of having raised beds. We all know it will be the dear Jac bending down to do the work, not old Teefers – she’ll be posing.
Love that it took her three whole hours of walking and slogging up hills to suck up to the villagers they’ve annoyed and looked down upon. Love it even more that they ran out of burgers while old teefers was almost in front of the queue. There is still justice in the world, my dahlings. For the record, she wore her Le Chameau boots.
In true teefers fashion, she’s begging for cages to protect plants in the beds. She wants more attractive and bigger ones. Nothing wrong with the ones she has. She’s too cheap to buy more for the mahoosive beds but does buy a couple at Burford. Went there as she's desperate for seedlings and Daylesford have none for our ace garden gnome.
She is so very exhausted from walking AND having to do plant so goes inside to... wait for it dahlings...
pamper herself.
Ahh to live the life of her ladyshit. Oops, I'm sure I meant her ladyship...
She steers a trolley as badly as she drives. Says she would fail a trolley driving test. Yeah, sweetie... you’d also fail a real driver’s unless you get a few lessons from mummy again.
In April I said Josie was going to copy Julia Berolzheimer next. Tonight she says Julia has
always been the blogger she’s followed. No, Josie, you’ve copied Freddy, Lydia, Victoria, etc. Even tried Anna Bey and failed the 'etiquette' miserably. Also tried the 4.1M subs lady who declined to be in your video. The latest person you are going to try and become is Julia. Still the single white female stalker. We laugh a lot here and have much fun but women who copy and stalk others are freaking unhinged. Just look at Amber Heard...
Copying Lidl on all the little pots too now. The plants, sorry “blooms” are suddenly all white as well. Was surprised when she said she watered them. Fully expected the ‘’blooms’’ to get a good ‘drink’. Perhaps next time...
Did a quick beg for a wedding flower sponsor. Wonders if she should perhaps use potted plants (blooms) instead of cut flowers. Hmm, those cut flowers are so pricey lovely, aren’t they? She’ll take whatever freebie/discount she is offered, be that pots or even better loads of cut flowers (hopefully very expensive kindly gifted blooms). We shall see...
Her moaning about
not disclosing ads is in reference to celebs. She has always had a
huge gripe that those above her station can get away with breaking the rules she is called out for. Totally gaslighting us fools here, who dare to criticise her for not disclosing sponsorships.
The Dior
dressing gown coat was not at the garden centre but she couldn’t resist taking it to the bridal event. At about 38 mins the way she sprints to get next to Alessandra for that photo opportunity with a Getty photog is hardly elegant and utterly desperate. So much for Debrette’s Etiquette then...
Her face when talking about having to wait for slow
Nicholsons in the garden (9 whole weeks !) versus her face when she says everything at their house is always the
biggest...
Actually, a dreadfully boring vlog unless you're analysing and predicting her future behaviour. If you skipped or don't have the time, you missed nothing.
On a lighter note, I had tea and scones today - nowhere grand for the gram, only at home, with lovely cream and jam but I couldn't help thinking about our ladies here and wished I could share with all of you. Also thought of some lovely ladies over on Lydia's thread. Hope all are well !