Recap my dahlings
of the previous thread:
- Went to Charleston with Freddy. Drank too much – again! Acted like she is twelve and insulted Americans by speaking with a Southern accent. Not even the alligators were interested in taking a nibble out of the idiot wearing what
@juniper54ny described as her ''nightgowns''.
- Used the war in Ukraine to self-promote. Bribed people into watching her video right to the end, important to YT algorithm, promised to donate the AdSense to Ukraine. Never mentioned it again, nor did she show donation proof. Many influencers added a link on IG to Ukrainian Red Cross. Josie refused to do this.
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@TheScarletgirl brilliantly commented that "Josie needs a stylist her dresses are a better contraception than anything I have seen from Durex".
- The wedding was ostensibly postponed because the garden is not nice enough but she told us 2022 was the busiest year for weddings since she could remember. It appears she didn’t manage to procure a sponsored wedding. She was quick to list more gifted dresses on By Rotation to get rental money.
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@beautyblogger123 gave the scoop on how Josie tried to bribe villagers to do her heavy lifting for a bag of luxury freebies. She also went to look around and reported that the cottage is tiny, the village is a bit rundown on one end, vehicles clamps their wheel, it’s not near Daylesford and the drive is not the scenic one Josie tries to sell. We already knew that Adderbury is not in the Cotswolds as Josie lied to all. The Strawtop booking system also hasn’t worked in months.
- She is very busy with fillers in her face. Bruising under the eye was spotted and her lips were about to explode. She has fillers in her chin as well, but she will always be our Chinless Wonder...
- A freebie trip to St Andrews was wasted on the two plonkers who know nothing about golf.
- A Maldives trip was also a waste. They showed nothing of interest, except copious amounts of food. She does not even eat seafood and only eats stodgy food.
- We had the return of chibbynicoll on eBay to sell gifted freebies, men's and women’s clothing, perfumes and makeup. All her and Charlie's freebies.
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@hellohello1996 used to work at Mulberry and said Josie emailed and asked for free bags from Mulberry. Mulberry did not approach her for any collaboration.
- We are patiently waiting for Josie’s very own coffin beds to be finished. She has bested Lydia in size but they are so big they need stepping stones in the middle. Defeats the purpose of a raised bed but we know she has a gardener who works the beds for her while she poses in her frocks for the affiliates. She clapped back at criticism by saying she likes to look pretty while doing what is only her “hobby”.
- We had clickbait drama. She implied a mental breakdown complete with sad face thumbnail when she was actually sitting in her car with a flat tyre. They had two flats in a row. Seems karma is still a thing.
- Ever the copycat she changed her handle to Josie on YT as soon as In the Frow became
@Victoria on IG. Being Josie on YT is not quite the same feat as being Victoria on IG. Also copied Lydia’s new branding on IG.
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@HippyHoppy from her village informed, “They were told that they could invest in specialist secondary glazing but it would cost an absolute fortune due to all the specifications they would need to meet and the glazing would have to be totally bespoke - there is a Scottish company that specialises in buildings such as Josie's but they don't do freebies and she is too mean to pay.” They decided to get the ugly green curtains instead. She also told us that they are not liked in the village and that a neighbour thought they had broken up/divorced.
- We saw that her phoney accent disappears around her family in one vlog (
@motherofglitter said it took her a minute to realise it was Josie speaking) only to see it come back with a vengeance in the next vlog when she had lunch with just the mother. She referred to a starter as a “startiere”.
- The name of this thread was inspired by her at Thyme with her bottom hanging out of her swimsuit which seemed to be a size too small for her as she stepped into a bath like an old lady. She must film multiple takes of herself as getting into the bath on IG stories was different to the YT version.
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@PettyBettyBoop reminded us how the posh faker used to sell fake designer bags by providing receipts. This happened in our dear lady Aga of Cotswolds' previous life of course -
@beautyblogger123 provided this receipt of Josie insulting villagers with freebie hamper bribes -
A few 'fashun' pics for fun -
The botanical bothy at Thyme will never be the same after the bum spectacle and a pic of throwback Josie when she ditched the boyfriend who took her to Paris for the guy who visits the Maldives with his well-connected family and took her and mummy off to Rome for her birthday. Sod the cheap mini-vacations in Paris. Our Grossie had bigger dreams...
Throwback pics of drunk Pandora Josie last year -